#2477- The Sloppy Twats Run


This week’s hares are experienced and somewhat old school hashers, with many excellent runs under their belts – they know how to recce a trail, they know how to drink beer, they know how to mark a trail, and they know how to err… drink beer. 本週的兔子資歷不淺而且某種程度而言還滿老派的,口袋裡有很多不錯的路線,懂探路,懂喝啤酒,懂做路,然後還懂…ㄟ 我剛說過懂喝啤酒了嗎? There’s their credential, now here comes the problematic part – planning vs execution. The recce photos look superb, the Mini Me photos are mega-lols, but by their own admission, they are a pair of “Sloppy Twats”, so how will things turn out this Sunday? Will the hangover’s be so extreme they don’t make it up the first hill? Will the marking be so sloppy that we must resort to following the scent of garlic? Join the run and find out this Sunday. 總之以上是他們懂的部分,那麼現在來看看恐出問題的部分 – 計畫與執行。探路的照片看起來是很讚,你當妹妹我當洋娃娃的合成照片也很笑虧,但是根據他們自己承認過的,他們就是兩光仔,所以週日究竟會發生什麼事呢?會不會宿醉太嚴重根本爬不上第一道坡?還是記號做得太難認我們最後只好跟著蒜味跑?本週日來一探究竟! Our hare, Finishes on His Knees, was delighted when we told him that Pussy Vindaloo be GM for the day. Right at the beginning of the year our GM was a bit drunk and slightly at a loss for a down down. He looked in to the blurry crowd and picked out a random face – we’re renaming you! Sloppy Seconds was reborn, Finishes on His Knees – could this be the third coming, and time for Sloppy Thirds perhaps? 兔子 高跪射底線(Finishes on His Knees)聽到當天騷嗆咖哩喵 (Pussy Vindaloo) 將代理會長職務開心得不得了,想今年初某次吐槽大會,我們的會長有點醉醉的失了魂,眼前一片模糊之際隨便挑了一個人上台說要幫他重新取兔名!於是高跪射底線從此有了第二個換我(Sloppy Seconds) 這個名字,至於高跪射底線…取名儀式會不會第三次重演?這次第三個換誰呢? Be sure to attend if you are looking for a renaming or have any other agenda items for the temporary GM! 如果你很想把兔名換一換或是有什麼話想跟暫代會長爆料,本週日一定要來參加! Hare: Finishes on His Knees Co-hare: Ménage à Twat兔子:高跪射底線 副兔:查薄郎慎入 ******WHAT?******* 路線:A to A Distance: 8km Elevation: 300m *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday November 27th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE******* Xinglong Park 興隆公園 No. 128號, Xianyan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116 116台北市文山區仙岩路128號 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ndwQ6sBk566jvcTJ9?g_st=ic ******HOW?******* Follow the flour from Wanfang Hospital MRT. Drivers – there is a parking garage by Xinlong park 搭乘捷運至文湖線(棕線)至萬芳醫院站跟著麵粉走 興隆公園附近有地下停車場 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* 新味珍復古熱炒 02 2933 1289 https://maps.app.goo.gl/bo4Wa3ioLXJi9bZs5 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

November 27, 2022 (2:00 pm) – November 27, 2022 (12:00 am)

Xinglong Park 興隆公園 No. 128號, Xianyan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116 116台北市文山區仙岩路128號 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ndwQ6sBk566jvcTJ9?g_st=ic