#2476- 47 Years of Beers Birthday Run Toucheng, Yilan


This Sunday we celebrate the 47th Birthday of Taiwan Hash – or China Hash as it has mainly been known. Back in 1975 our hares Pinhole and Duplicate were a pair of mischievous school boys, and even then they spent their weekends chasing the local talent around the countryside of Yilan County. 本週日我們將慶祝台灣健龍 (前China Hash) 的四十七歲生日, 1975年彼時我們的兔子 Pinhole 和 Duplicate還是兩個屁孩, 在宜蘭過著週間認真週末追星的日子。 One Sunday as they waited for the bus home, a strange looking foreigner weaved along the road and finally collapsed to the ground in front of them “Oi, where can I get sum good ol’ chilled piss for me and me thirsty tart ‘ere?” (hashers used to sound like pirates in the old days, if you don’t believe me refer to Bamboo’s book or the Taipei Hash, ‘About TH3’ webpage: shorturl.at/enzGM). 一個周日, 當他們在等客運回家時, 突然有個奇形怪狀的老外歪七扭八的走到它們面前後突然倒在地上, 問:「欸, 林北金嘴搭, 涼ㄟ叨位買?」(據說當年健龍仔都操討海人口音, 不信的話可以拜讀一下Bamboo的新書或看看Taipei Hash (shorturl.at/enzGM) Obligingly, the scared pair ran to the local store and grabbed him a couple of cold ones. After downing the beers, the strange bloke came to his senses “Oh bloody shiiite, I aint got any dollar for ya”, the stunned pair fell in to silence, he had drunk their bus money and they had to get back to Yilan. “Best come with me and I’ll get that old wanker Organ to sort you out”. And so it happened, our hares ended up attending the first run of the China Hash! 受到莫名的使命感驅使, 兩個屁孩衝去雜貨店買了幾罐「涼的」, 幾杯啤酒下肚, 奇怪的老外才終於醒來:「厚靠北啦! 我沒帶錢」。此時屁孩陷入一片寂靜, 他把他們的車費喝完了, 但他們還要回宜蘭! 「對挖來, 我叫那個老屁股 Organ搞定。」也因此兩位兔子踏入了他們的第一趟 China Hash 跑跑! It is only fitting then, that this Sunday the hares will re-trace their steps and take us back to that day. Pinhole and Duplicate are two of the premier hares on the island, don’t miss this run. 只有重溫當年的那條路線才能完美復刻當年, Pinhole 跟 Duplicate 是島上兩位極品兔子, 所以本周日別錯過了。 FREE BEER: The special birthday bash is also not to be missed. The hares are very generously sponsoring the beer, so write BASH ME in the comments below to reserve a place at what is sure to be a legendary bash (Thank you hares!). 免費啤酒: 這個特別的慶生聚餐也不容錯過, 兔子們超級慷慨的贊助啤酒, 所以快留言 ‘BASH ME’ 報名這個特別的聚餐(謝謝兔子們!)。 Hashers Dying Everywhere, bartenders crying in despair, happy birthday, happy birthday, one year closer to your death! 健龍把那啤酒殺, 酒保哭哭找媽媽, 生日快樂啊, 生日快樂啊, 你又更往死亡踏 (生日歌急智翻譯敬請自行意會) Hare: Pinhole Co-hare: Duplicate ******WHAT?******* 路線:A to A Distance: 9km Elevation: 319m *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday November 20th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE******* Toucheng Sports Park, Yilan 頭城運動公園 261宜蘭縣頭城鎮 https://goo.gl/maps/3w8DCFPMoS5RjHtq6 ******HOW?******* Take the train to Toucheng. Follow the flour to the run start (only a 6 minute walk from the station). 搭乘火車至頭城站下車跟著麵粉走到起跑點 (約步行6分鐘距離) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* Zhenxiang seafood restaurant 261 Yilan County Head Town Qingyun Road Section 3 No. 275 珍香海鮮餐廳 261宜蘭縣頭城鎮青雲路三段275號 https://goo.gl/maps/pL8vFjYDNPUowdbN6 The special birthday bash is not to be missed. The hares have very generously offered to sponsor the beer, so write BASH ME in the comments to reserve a place at what is sure to be a legendary bash. 這個特別的慶生聚餐也不容錯過, 兔子們超級慷慨的贊助啤酒, 所以快留言 ‘BASH ME’ 報名這個特別的聚餐嘿! *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

November 20, 2022 (12:00 am) – November 20, 2022 (12:00 am)

Toucheng Sports Park, Yilan 頭城運動公園 261宜蘭縣頭城鎮 https://goo.gl/maps/3w8DCFPMoS5RjHtq6