#2469- Event Coming Soon


‘Cum in 007… 007, are you there?” “呼叫凌凌漆, 你喺邊度?” “pshwwwt… pshwwt… hic, hic hic hic. This is 006.9 speaking… hic.” “仆…仆…仆街…丟…丟…丟…凌凌六點九通話中…你老母” What happened to James Bond? 詹姆斯龐德怎麼了?! James Bond didn’t make it that night. While on a secret mission in Taipei he went AWOL. His last known location was a rendezvous at Tea Bar. It’s believed he was drunk under the table by a mysterious Venezuelan agent codenamed 2nd MI and was never heard from again. She must have been smoking hot and one hell of a drinker whoever she was. 詹姆斯龐德沒撐過那個晚上, 當他在台北進行一個秘密任務的時候突然人間蒸發, 最後一次蹤跡出現在米蓮娜茶酒吧的一個聚會。據信他被一個代號二回迷的委內瑞拉籍神祕探員灌醉倒在桌下, 不管這個探員是誰她一定超級辣又超會喝! Who else did MI6 have in the area who had completed their 3 days quarantine + 4 days ‘self-initiated’ self-health monitoring period? 軍情六處還有其他探員剛好在此且已經完成入境篩檢搭配3天隔離+4天自主健康管理嗎? Time to bring back 006.9! And he needs your help! 是時候呼叫凌凌六點九了, 而且他需要你的幫助! Your mission – check out the Huilong mansion and suspected secret base of a member of the shadowy TyMH3 organization. The tycoon is known by the moniker – Pa Pa Pa. We suspect he is brewing a toxic nerve agent, disguised as the herbal medicinal alcohol much loved by Taiwanese men over the age of 50. 你的任務- 搜索迴龍大宅, 探訪這個暗黑桃園捷兔成員的秘密基地, 這位大亨以啪 啪 啪稱號行走於江湖。我們猜測他正在釀製一款具有神經毒素的飲品, 並將其假裝成五十歲以上的老台男最愛喝的一種中藥酒。 This Sunday we will go to check out the secret base and have the PERFECT cover. We will be posing as a local hash running group. If any security (dressed as local farmers) challenges you, just shrug your shoulders, mumble ‘ting bu dong’ or yell “ON ON’, grin like you have a lower-than-average IQ – importantly just keep running. 本周日我們以”完美”的偽裝前往一探這個秘密基地, 也就是假裝成一的當地的跑步團體, 如果有任何保全(打扮成農夫的樣子)質疑你, 就聳聳肩說”我聽唔明你講物”或大喊”ON ON”一邊呈現你傻呆萌的樣子一邊繼續跑就對了 You will be offered beer (chilled, not shaken) at a beer stop by a friendly undercover operative and get to enjoy the splendor of the local views and trails while you complete your important mission. Good luck. 完成任務的路上, 一個友善的隱藏式啤酒吧將提供你啤酒(冰的, 沒搖過的), 還可以看到一些當地美景跟很靚的路線, 祝好運了。 ******WHAT?******* 路線:A to A Distance: 7.5 km Elevation: 300m 爬升:300m Hare: Space Man (a.k.a 006.9) Co-hare: Shall I Pay *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday October 2nd 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE******* Huilong. The Three Holy Palace Temple Sanlong St, Shulin District, New Taipei City, 238 三聖宮 238新北市樹林區三龍街 https://goo.gl/maps/1HKpELkcioFvFuro7 ******HOW?******* MRT Huilong Station and follow the flour 怎麼去: 搭乘捷運橘線到迴龍站後跟著麵粉走 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* 聚餐地點: 尚介青熱炒店 https://goo.gl/maps/5vZyrTqqCGbPfgBaA *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

October 2, 2022 (2:30 pm) – October 2, 2022 (12:00 am)

HuilongThe Three Holy Palace Temple Sanlong St, Shulin District, New Taipei City, 238 三聖宮 238新北市樹林區三龍街 https://goo.gl/maps/1HKpELkcioFvFuro7