#2457- The Analversary Beach Run
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A: (almost) A run 路線:A to (almost) A Distance 6.5km Elevation: 140m 爬升:140m Hare: Lick a Slower Spick (Virgin Hare) Cohare: 2nd Man In We all know the GM is a generous man. Every week he doles out beer to us, the rag tag bunch of half minds that make up the hash, and he regularly tries to give his smartphone to taxi drivers. Recently though, it was Lick a Slower Spick’s turn. One evening she turned to the GM and said Honey, it has been another year of perfect bliss together, this year I want to do something special for you. But you have to guess what it is. 我們都知道會長 2nd Man In 是個慷慨的人,每周他給我們酒喝,拼湊我們這些半獸人組成台灣健龍,他還會不定期(但頻繁地)無償發送手機給計程車司機。而最近,該是會長夫人 Lick a Slower Spick 表現的時候了。一天晚上她跟會長說:「哈尼,我們又一起經歷的多麼棒的一年,今年我想要為你做些特別的事,但是你要先猜出那是什麼。」 And so she left him a cryptic clue: 然後她留下一些一些神秘的線索: Money can’t buy me. I’m more addictive than crack cocaine, less expensive than champagne, more sweaty than an evening locked in a sauna with a gigolo called Shane (and certainly less good smelling). What am I? 錢財無法收買我,我比古柯鹼更令人上癮,比香檳平價,比夜晚三溫暖裡花名為Shane的舞男更汗流浹背(也更香),我是什麼? Did you work out the answer to the clue? After 6 happy years of tearing it up together in Taipei is she going to offer to let him put his tequeno in her arepa? Or has she prepared the chance for him to be the cohare for a perfect romantic romp on the beach and up the dirt trails of Jinshan? Join them this Sunday and you can find out! 你猜出答案了嗎? 一起幸福闖蕩台北的六年後,她終於要讓他把他肥滋滋的控肉放進她溫熱柔軟的卦包裡了嗎?還是她為他準備了一個副兔機會一起浪漫地在金山沙灘上活蹦亂跳?本週日加入他們一起揭曉! From the hares: The run is a very easy run mainly comprised of touristic trails (No wild trails), awesome views, some historic places where Japanese Military were involved, a beer check and finally we’ll end up on the beautiful and clean white sand beach. The idea is to finish the run in good time so we can enjoy the beach for a while. 兔子的話:路線非~常好跑,主要是一些正規的觀光步道(沒有荒野小徑),美景,一些日據時代留下的史蹟,還有啤酒中繼站,終點在美麗而乾淨的白沙灘,希望大家都能及時完成,並花多點時間享受沙灘。 Don’t forget to bring a headlamp you will need it for sure! 別忘記帶著頭燈! There will be a Redpoint Keg, White Wine and some special Spirits. 當日會有紅點生啤,白酒以及一些特別的烈酒。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday July 10th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE******* A point Jinshan Fishery Association (金山區漁會) No. 323, Huanggang Rd, Jinshan District, New Taipei City. https://goo.gl/maps/uTByWud5ksv8zA4e7 A點 金山區漁會 新北市金山區磺港路323號 B (Almost A) point – just 250m/3min walking from A Jinshan Beach https://goo.gl/maps/84EeaAxJh3zeT7Yh6 B點(離A點很近)-大約從A點走路250公尺 / 3分鐘 金山海灘 ******HOW?******* Take the bus No. 1815 at either of the following locations: – Zhongxiao DunHua Bus Station https://goo.gl/maps/MpfwprAwJtWe97BF7 – Taipei City Hall Bus Station https://goo.gl/maps/SUJNerPtvcAoreWe8 Get off at Huanggang Rd. Bus Stop and follow the flour to the run start (10min walking distance) https://goo.gl/maps/k5Q7G8hPfnLXY4r56 怎麼去: 於以下其中一站搭乘客運1815- 忠孝敦化站 https://goo.gl/maps/MpfwprAwJtWe97BF7 市政府轉運站 https://goo.gl/maps/SUJNerPtvcAoreWe8 在磺港路站下車跟著麵粉走到起跑點(走路約10分鐘) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* The Hares will offer some special snacks to eat at the beach, but they also encourage hashers to bring anything they want to eat too if they don’t want to be too hungry. Afterwards you are invited to join the hares at the Redpoint Taproom for drinks and serious food back in Taipei. 兔子將在沙灘上準備一些點心,但也強烈歡迎各位容易飢餓的會友攜帶自己想吃的東西,會後將回到台北紅點吃真正的食物以及更多生啤酒。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
When & Where
July 10, 2022 (2:30 pm) – July 10, 2022 (12:00 am)
A point Jinshan Fishery Association (金山區漁會) No. 323, Huanggang Rd, Jinshan District, New Taipei City. https://goo.gl/maps/uTByWud5ksv8zA4e7 A點 金山區漁會 新北市金山區磺港路323號 B (Almost A) point – just 250m/3min walking from A Jinshan Beach https://goo.gl/maps/84EeaAxJh3zeT7Yh6 B點(離A點很近)-大約從A點走路250公尺 / 3分鐘 金山海灘