#2456- The Independence Day Run


FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run 路線:A to A Long: 8km Short: 7.5km Elevation: 350m 爬升:350m Hare: Hunting Cunt Cohare: Dry Pussy On the weekend of July 4th in 1996 one brave American pilot from the Taiwan Hash Air Division made the ultimate sacrifice and helped Will Smith save humanity. How? By flying his F-16 into the giant pulsating vulva of an invading alien hare’s spaceship, giving it a good dose of the computer clap, and then letting off a huge explosion from a dirty Kaoliang bomb. 1996年7月4日的那個周末,一位來自台灣健龍航空英勇的美國機長做了終極的犧牲並幫助威爾史密斯保有人性。怎麼辦到的?他駕駛著他的F-16衝向入侵的異端越野兔母艦巨大抖動的核心,給了它一劑重擊,然後點燃高粱炸彈引發大爆炸。 26 years on and there are new disturbing rumors- cold beers simply disappearing, strange white powdery ectoplasm on trails, machete marks in the undergrowth… We believe two of the alien hares crash landed and survived to this day in the area south of Xindian. Join us this Sunday as we get all American to go hunt them down, reclaim our humanity and ease our hangovers. 26年後開始有著令人不安的傳言-冰啤酒短缺、步道上出現詭異的白色粉末、砍過的灌木叢…。我們猜測有兩位異端越野兔在新店區南部自殺式降落後,存活至今。本周日加入我們進行美國英雄式的追捕,喚回我們的人性,減輕我們的宿醉。 Afterwards we’ll enjoy the victorious feeling of still being alive by appreciating a few cold ones with our fellow survivors. If you catch the alien hares who set out to enslave us, you can help exterminate them at down-downs. 結束後我們能與其它的倖存者一起享受幾杯冰的勝利感,如果你追捕到企圖奴役我們的異端越野兔,可以在吐槽大會處決他們。 Weather permitting there will be a fine beer check with scenic mountain views and the chance to cool off at the end in Taipei City’s drinking water reservoir. 如果天氣允許,將會有一個自帶山景的啤酒補給站。 If you recently came to a hash run hared by Dry Pussy and Limp of Shame from the same start point, rest assured there will be a few new surprises this time around! 如果你近期有參加過Dry Pussy 跟Limp of Shame兔過的路線,放心期待這次將會有一些新的驚喜! PS Americans – no guns needed. Stars and stripes, fireworks, red white and blue are optional but encouraged. P.S. 美國人們-不需攜帶槍枝,歡迎星星、條紋、煙火,紅白藍。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday July 3rd 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE******* Yongxing temple (永興宮). No. 45, Yongxing Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231 號45永興路新店區新北市231 https://goo.gl/maps/YoxcxcA3F8M41Ba78 ******HOW?******* Public transport: Take bus 849 or GR3 from Xindian MRT (8 mins) and get off at Xiaocukeng (小粗坑) bus stop. https://goo.gl/maps/cDRFm591SVsyxf4L9 Follow the flour to the run start (5 min walk). Drivers: Parking available on the road by the Guishan Hydro Electric Plant. 怎麼去: 大眾運輸系統-自新店捷運站搭乘公車849或綠3約8分鐘於小粗坑站 https://goo.gl/maps/cDRFm591SVsyxf4L9 下車,跟著麵粉走約5分鐘至起跑點。 開車者:桂山發電廠旁有停車位。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* If you’d like to join the hares for an unofficial dinner there’s a good kiln chicken restaurant nearby, with a regular direct bus back to the Xindian MRT from outside the restaurant afterwards. 如你希望加入兔子們的非正式聚餐,附近有家超讚的雞雞餐廳,餐廳外有直達新店捷運站的公車可搭乘返家。 壯壯甕仔雞 烏來店 0226665658 https://goo.gl/maps/zduMxV8wWKTbtusv9 231新北市新店區新烏路二段9號 No. 9號, Section 2, Xinwu Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

July 3, 2022 (2:30 pm) – July 3, 2022 (12:00 am)

Yongxing temple (永興宮). No. 45, Yongxing Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231 號 45永興路新店區新北市231 https://goo.gl/maps/YoxcxcA3F8M41Ba78