#2453- The Turtle Power Run


FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, Short: 6.5 km 280m elevation. Long: 7-8 km 280m elevation. 路線:A to A Hare: Mr Potato Head Cohare: Durex Years ago next week’s hares were spending a sunny afternoon by the river. They had prepared a huge jug of chilled pina colada cocktail and were ready to soak up some rays. Shortly after the first drops had passed their lips, Durex noticed something strange. Mr Potato Head started to look a little more teenage, and a little green. 多年前本周的兔子在一個河邊享受著和煦的午後,他們帶了一大壺的鳳梨調酒正準備要吸收一些紫外線,正當他們嘗了幾口,Durex感到有點不對勁,Mr. Potato Head則看起來看些年輕, 有些…綠。 “Dude what’s up with your face?” “Far-out, you totally look 10 years younger” “Bodacious!” "欸你的臉發生什麼事?" "我的老天鵝啊,你看起來年輕了十歲欸!" "噁妹進!" Things only got stranger, they started to develop strange American accents, a craving for pizza and scaly skin… 但事情越發怪異,他們開始操起美國口音,還很想吃披薩,皮膚變得乾裂… A quick Google later, they discovered the source of the changes. A mad pineapple farmer in Kaohsiung had been lacing his pineapples with an experimental fertilizer. When combined with ice made of water from the Guishan area and coconut milk, the radioactive pineapple juice started to change their DNA. The Teenage Mutant Hashing Turtles were born. 迅速的姑狗了一下,他們發現了起因,一個高雄的鳳梨農使用了一種實驗性的肥料,當使用龜山區域的水源製作的冰塊結合搭配椰奶,食用這個具有放射性的鳳梨調酒將改變人的DNA,變種龜少年誕生了。 Luckily these guys are hashers. Instinctively they knew what to do. They threw on their shoes, ran 8km around the local trails and swiftly sank 10 cans of beer each. Of course, this is the only cure for looking that green and hungover. Happily buzzed and relieved to be looking less green and scaly, the two relaxed back in to the water to complete the end of their treatment – chilling in the awesome swimming hole that will be the end to this Sunday’s trail. 還好這些人是跑者啊,他們立刻知道該怎麼做了,套上運動鞋,在鄰近區域大跑8公里,然後各自灌下十罐啤酒。想也知道,這是對付宿醉跟一臉綠光的唯一解方。不再那麼綠,不再那麼乾裂後,他們終於鬆了一口氣,繼續完成最後一道療程-泡在路線最後的池子裡游泳。 Check out the pictures, you’re going to be jealous if you miss this one! 快看看本次路線的照片啊,錯過可惜! Cowabunga! *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, June 12th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Near Guishan station , Genfeng, Yilan 近宜蘭縣頭城鎮礁溪鄉之龜山火車站。 北關海鮮城 -(人氣排隊餐廳、家庭桌菜 聚餐推薦、新鮮活海產必吃) 03 977 6196 https://goo.gl/maps/giDuRzBALfzGajrm8 ******HOW?******* Take the train to Guishan Station and follow the flour. 搭乘台鐵至龜山站並跟著麵粉走。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

June 12, 2022 (2:30 pm) – June 12, 2022 (12:00 am)

Near Guishan station , Genfeng, Yilan 近宜蘭縣頭城鎮礁溪鄉之龜山火車 北關海鮮城 -(人氣排隊餐廳、家庭桌菜 聚餐推薦、新鮮活海產必吃) 03 977 6196 https://goo.gl/maps/giDuRzBALfzGajrm8