#2455 – The Mijo Slut Mastermind Run


FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:B run Running: 80 mins Walking: 120 mins 跑約80分鐘 走約120分鐘 Elevation: more down than up 爬升:下坡多於上坡 路線:A to B Hare: Mijo Slut Cohare: Small Potential Mijo Slut has always slightly regretted what happened on a Monday lunchtime a few years ago. After a 3rd Bloody Mary, the beer mist was starting to rise when two smoking hot and smartly dressed strangers walked into the bar. “We’re looking for some people to be on TV. You sound posh and British and you’re not in work on a Monday, you might be just the person we need!” Not more dam swingers, he thought to himself. 米酒俗辣一直對於幾年前一個周一午餐時間發生的插曲耿耿於懷,在啜飲下第三杯血腥瑪麗調酒之後, 酒意逐漸上來之際,兩位衣著正式而火辣的陌生人走進酒吧。「我們正在找素人上電視,你的談吐和英式腔調聽起來很高貴,而且周一沒在上班,也許你就是我們在找的人!」「別又是那些想玩多人趴的了。」他這樣想著。 “Do you have a specialist subject?” The girl purred in his ear as her friend slid him a business card. His mind raced with a million shit down down worthy lines… “Your Yangmingshans” he blurted awkwardly. With a wince and a sideways glance, the two hot babes quietly left. He’d blown it. Only when he flipped over the business card did he realize, how close he had really been to being scouted to appear on the British TV show -Mastermind. 「你的專業在哪個領域呢?」其中一個女孩在他耳邊嘟噥著,而另個女孩則掏出一張名片。他腦中的跑馬燈閃過一百萬個值得在吐槽大會公布的回答...「你的陽明山。」他不自在地說著。兩個辣妹確認過眼神,便默默地離開了。他知道他搞砸了,氣餒地翻看名片,才發現他剛錯過了被徵選上著名的英版金頭腦益智大賽 Mastermind 的機會。 Now years later, Mijo Slut doesn’t plan on taking this regret to the grave. On Sunday he will prove to you that Yangmingshan really is his specialist subject! Like Mastermind, this hash run will be the ultimate examination of nerve and nouse. It isn’t about sweeping themes but the nuts and bolts, a deep dive in to a subject – how well do you really know Yangmingshan? 多年後,米酒俗辣也並不打算把這份遺憾帶進棺材,本週日他會證明陽明山真的是他的專業所在!如金頭腦,這次路線將考驗你的膽識,與什麼冠冕堂皇的主題無關,而是一些Know How,我們將直擊核心- 看你有多了解陽明山? From the hares: Many new trails, majority of the rest rarely used. Plenty of scenic delights. Mostly runnable. 兔子的話:有一些新路,剩下的也是ㄧ些久未造訪的路,有足夠的風景可看,多數可跑。 Hares Run Advisory: trail is unsuitable for children and dogs. Do not bring either. 請特別留意,本次路線不適合孩童或寵物。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, June 26th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 You can put your bag on the beer truck and it will be mysteriously transported to the B point for you. Be warned – If you arrive much after 3:00 you will probably have to carry your bag with you on trail. 兔子兩點半起跑!! 你各位可把包包寄在啤酒車上等著它在B點神奇的出現,但若你在3點之後才出現,恐需自行揹著跑。 *******WHERE******* A – Start point: Car park opp. Hutian Community Center (湖田區民活動中心) in Zhuzihu ( 竹子湖). https://reurl.cc/VDglmQ. B – Finish point: Somewhere else. Within walking distance of buses. A點-起跑點:竹子湖的湖田區民活動中心停車場 B點-終點:步行可達公車站的他方。 ******HOW?******* Transport : Take any bus from Yangmingshan Bus Station to Zhuzihu. Direct buses to Zhuzihu from Beitou and Shipai (see photo below). 交通:於陽明山公車總站搭乘任何一台有停靠竹子湖的公車,北投或石牌亦有直達竹子湖公車。(請見下方照片) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

June 26, 2022 (2:30 pm) – June 26, 2022 (12:00 am)

A – Start point: Car park opp. Hutian Community Center (湖田區民活動中心) in Zhuzihu ( 竹子湖). https://reurl.cc/VDglmQ.B – Finish point: Somewhere else. Within walking distance of buses. A點-起跑點:竹子湖的湖田區民活動中心停車場 B點-終點:步行可達公車站的他方。