#2448 - The Valley of the Cross-Dressing Farmers Run


FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run: 7.5km / 450m elevation 路線:A to A 7.5k爬升450m Hare: Mr Sausage Cohare: Cock Hunter This is a special free Covid free run – NB the unusual start time(s) – The hares will mark the run in the morning and people are welcome to do it anytime from 1 pm onwards. Someone will be around to direct you to the run and keep an eye on your bag until 4:30pm. If you’re a walker or slow runner please make sure you start the trail by 2:30pm. 這是一條免武肺也免費的跑跑-注意不如以往的起跑時間-兔子們將於早上預撒麵粉,歡迎各位自下午1點起出發。將會有人在起跑點作指引並顧包包到下午4點半。如果你跑得比較慢或是打算用走的,請務必在下午2點半前起跑。 There will be no beer truck, down downs or bash, so you don’t need to pay hash cash – yes this is a free run! Bring your own refreshments if you want them before, after or during the run. 當天不會有啤酒車,不會有跑後吐槽大會或聚餐,所以不需要支付任何費用,沒錯就是一個免費跑!請自行攜帶跑前、跑中,跑後會需要的食物、盥洗用品等物品。 In the words of the hares: A long time ago a not so young padawan approached his Jedi master (Mark Dolan) asking for the location of the fabled lost highway. They travelled many miles, nearly amputated a finger cutting a path and eventually came upon a secret valley where a farmer wearing nothing but boots, pantyhose and a smile told them the way to the lost highway.. and so the story begins… just watch out for toys. 兔子的話:很久很久以前一個不怎麼肖連的絕地武士學徒找上他的大師(Mark Dolan)請教傳說中消失的聖殿位置,他們跋涉千里,途中砍路差點砍到自己的手手,最終到達一個祕密村落,在那裏有位全身只穿吊帶褲、靴子和一抹微笑的農夫向他們指引了方向,這就是故事的起源… 總之在路上小心注意不知名的玩具蛤。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, May 8th 2022 Time: Runners off any time from 1:00pm Any walkers or slow runners are advised to start the trail by 2:30pm. 下午一點起即可起跑,慢行者請勿晚於下午兩點半出發。 *******WHERE******* Neigou River Ecological Exhibition Hall No. 236之3號, Kangle St, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114 內溝溪生態展示館 114台北市內湖區康樂街236之3號 https://goo.gl/maps/JV4auUJSEWBk7qht5 ******HOW?******* S1 bus from donghu station, or Ubike station at the ecological park. 怎麼去: 自東湖捷運站搭乘小1區間車至奇頭站下車或Ubike至內溝溪生態館站 *******PRICE******* FREE 免費 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH³. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 8, 2022 (2:30 pm) – May 8, 2022 (12:00 am)

Neigou River Ecological Exhibition Hall No. 236之3號, Kangle St, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114 內溝溪生態展示館 114台北市內湖區康樂街236之3號 https://goo.gl/maps/JV4auUJSEWBk7qht5