#2447 – Homersexual’s First Spank Celebration Run
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FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, Long: 7km / 280m elevation 路線:A to A 7k爬升280m Hare: Homersexual Cohare: Just Ryan Wang Next Sunday is a historic run for a historic dynasty of hashers. 13 years ago Homersexual first hared this run on his 69 (-9)th birthday with his 88 year old father Bull Wang. He was the first of the Wang hashing line, and another renowned hasher. 下周日我們將跑一條對於一些化石級跑友來說極具歷史意義的路線。13年前Homersexual在他69(-9)歲生日與他身為王家hasher第一代且頗富盛名的的88歲父親Bull Wang同當兔子。 This time we have another occasion to celebrate: it’s Homersexual 69th (+4) birthday and also time to inaugurate the latest member of the family in to the hash. You have the opportunity to join us for a run that is very unusual – it will be part mountain and forest and part coastal. The hares promise you a fantastic run, but also a reassurance that you won’t be too out of breath. If the weather is good there will be a beer check. 這次又有新的名目可以慶祝啦!是Homersexual 的69(+4)歲生日,同時也會慶祝下王家hasher第三代金孫王就職典禮。你各位有機會加入這次很不一樣的跑跑-有一半山和森林,還有一半海岸線。兔子保證這是一條超棒的路線,而且不會讓你跑到嘿咕,天氣好的話還會有啤酒中繼站。 In additition to the run, you’ll have the chance to witness a secret, once in a generation Wang family ceremony – The First Spank. In Homersexual’s days, this was performed by dangling a newborn Wang by the ankles and then spanking him with a pair of dirty shiggy socks. Nowadays the ritual is reserved only for when a new member of the family hares for the first time. Grandson Just Ryan needn’t worry too much, if the need arises I’m sure grandfather will bare his buttocks on the behalf of his grandson. 除此之外,你各位將得以見證一個秘密,王家世代流傳的就職典禮-襪鞭屁。在Homersexual那個年代,會把新生王從腳踝吊起來然後用一雙髒兮兮的襪子打屁股。現在儀式則是改為首次當兔子的小王們舉辦,不過金孫王Just Ryan不用太擔心,如果咖稱不夠用,我相信老王會願意代孫出屁的。 To mark the occasion of the first spank ritual, his 69 (+4)th birthday, and the original run with his father Bull Wang, Homersexual is very kindly providing a special gift to all runners – a pair of highly awesome TwH3 shiggy socks. Make sure to attend to claim your pair. 為了紀念襪鞭屁儀式,他的69(+4)歲生日,以及重溫他與父親Bull Wang同當兔子跑的路線,Homersexual很好客的準備了特別的禮物給所有的跑友們-一雙很讚的台灣健龍破爛襪,記得來參加領襪啊! *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, May 1st 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Bianfudong Park, Ruifang Location : 蝙蝠洞公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/KM6gd4RQ7wzSqRmG8 ******HOW?******* The trains will be screwed this weekend so you need to take a bus, don’t worry it’s almost as fast as the train. 這天台鐵停駛,所以你各位請搭客運,別擔心,它幾乎與火車一樣快。 There are multiple busses to Keelung, you then need to take the 791 or 1051 at Keelung Station and get off at Seaside (Dafu Coal Mine) stop. 有很多客運到基隆任你挑,然後請從基隆火車站搭乘791或1051到海濱站下車。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
When & Where
May 1, 2022 (2:30 pm) – May 1, 2022 (12:00 am)
Bianfudong Park, Ruifang Location : 蝙蝠洞公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/KM6gd4RQ7wzSqRmG8