#2442 - The Lost Art of Checking


FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* Sit round any bash table and you’re almost certain to hear something along the lines of- “They don’t make checks like they used to”, sounds familiar? Well look here young whippersnappers, this is one experienced haring team who are putting their money where their mouths are. Let Mijo Slut and Rocket Man prove to you the olden days were golden days, the sun goes around the earth and that these old dogs still have new tricks. ​ 幾乎在任何一次跑後聚餐餐桌上,都可聽到- 「現在的cross check(探路記號)做得不如我們以前啊…」,聽起來很熟悉嗎?看過來~你各位狂妄的屁孩們,本次路線由一群實戰經驗豐富的兔子們規劃,讓米酒俗辣和火箭人帶你們見識見識捷兔黃金歲月,看看這麼多年過去,地球依然繞著太陽轉動,這些老屁股們卻還變得出新把戲! ​Running along and mulling over your next tweet or whether to post that photo on Instagram?? Pfff… don’t make them laugh. Spacing out and listening to your airpods with your bone vibrators (or whatever they are on your head) – that won’t get you anywhere today. All you need are your wits, a good old fashioned thirst for beer and a slug of whisky (or mijo). ​ 邊跑邊思索下條推特還是IG要Po什麼文嗎?遜啦…不要笑死人了!一邊戴著你的airpods或助聽器或…任何你爽戴在頭上的東西一邊放空是到不了任何地方的,你需要的是你機靈的腦袋,對啤酒和威士忌一貫的渴望(或米酒)。 ​So this is one run which is not to be missed. It will be a workout for the senses as well as the legs: Of course there will be beautiful scenery, of course there will be rolling hills (I mean there aren’t going to be mountains are there?), but most importantly keep sharp and get in to the mindset of Mijo Slut. These checks will test your mental agility and ability to think like a hare.​ 總之這是一次不容錯過的跑跑,不只會喚醒你的雙腿(?)也會活絡你的腦袋:當然還有美麗的景色還有一些…小山坡啊你知道的,但最重要的是保持敏銳並試著進入米酒俗辣的思維,這次的cross check(探路記號)將測試你各位是否具備身為兔子該有的敏捷度和行為能力。 And if that all sounds a bit too much like hard work, don’t worry the hares have provided handwritten solutions to the checks, the wax seals on the scrolls will be checked at down-downs. ​ ​最後,如果以上聽起來都太累人了,別擔心,兔子們提供了一些手寫的探路密方,這些蠟印的卷宗將在吐槽大會時一一揭秘。 NB the hares have advised this trail may not be suitable for young kids and animals – you have been warned! 注意喔!兔子提醒此路線不適合幼子與動物蛤 From the hares:​ Length – acceptable to all ​ Elevation – gentle ​ Checks – tricky ​ All runnable. Mostly dirt; little road. ​ 來自兔子的備註: 長度:剛剛好,眾人皆適合 爬升:溫順 探路記號:迂迴 全程可跑,土多路少。 Area : Rarely used – overlaps a small section of one run Dr Vagina Face did a while ago, otherwise new trails for Taiwan Hash. Good mix of agriculture, bamboo, forest park + a few surprises. ​ ​ 場域:鮮少使用過- 有一小部分與Dr Vagina Face前陣子的跑跑有重疊到,但基本上是Taiwan Hash的新路線。綜合了農田,竹林,森林和一些小驚喜。 *******WHEN*******​ Sunday, March 27th, 2022​ The Hares are off at 14:30​ 兔子兩點半起跑!!​ *******WHERE*******​ No. 159, Section 2, Shanlin Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, 338​ ****哪兒*****​ 桃園市蘆竹區山林路二段159號 (外社福德祠土地公) https://goo.gl/maps/wyLKXVaw5dz28VRE9 ******HOW?*******​ Jump in your Maserati and drive.​ Parking : Plenty​ Pleb Transport : 20mins. Walk from Shanbi (A10) Airport MRT. https://reurl.cc/aNYEeD. ​ 怎麼去: 如果你有瑪莎拉蒂:開去, 停車位很多。 如果你是死老百姓:從機捷山鼻站(A10)步行20分鐘。 https://reurl.cc/aNYEeD *******PRICE*******​ Men $250​ Women $200​ ​ *******BASH*******​ Bash : 阿國好之味鵝肉小吃-蘆竹人氣鵝肉|特色小吃|在地推薦美食|山鼻站必吃|人氣燒鵝|平價小吃. https://reurl.cc/95k0yv. Goose restaurant. High Google rating. ​ ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

March 27, 2022 (2:30 pm) – March 27, 2022 (12:00 am)

No. 159, Section 2, Shanlin Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, 338​ 桃園市蘆竹區山林路二段159號 (外社福德祠土地公) https://goo.gl/maps/wyLKXVaw5dz28VRE9