#2432 – The Fountain of Sexual Youth – Hot Spring Run
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FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* Dump and Run and Period had been partying hard for a long, long time. By the time the nineties rolled round there was only one possible way to reverse the years of damage they had inflicted on their bodies – the mythical fountain of youth. Legend has it that anyone who drinks or bathes in its waters will have their youth restored. For years they scoured the world, searching every beach, brothel and mountain. Finally, they made it to Taiwan and the Beitou hot springs. Dump and Run 和 Period已經趴踢好長一段時間了,遠在九零年代彼時只有一個方式可以修復他們摧殘多年的身軀 – 神秘的青春之泉,傳說飲用或以此泉水沐浴將可回春。多年來,他們跑遍世界,在各海灘,妓院和山林中尋找,終於,在台灣北投溫泉找到了。 The friends stripped, looked each other in the eye and jumped in… The results are self-evident. Nothing happened. Another dud – or so they thought. Period and Dump and Run felt a strange stirring in their loins, a sensation neither had felt in many moons. And an awkward silence fell over the pair. What the hell was going on? Then The Root of All Evil hopped in. “Ha ha don’t be embarrassed – you’ve discovered the Fountain of Sexual Youth!” 兩人打赤膊,看了彼此一眼後跳下去…最後結果不言自明,什麼也沒發生。他們以為這是另一個山寨泉水。Dump and Run 及 Period 卻突然感覺到下面一股腫脹與攪動,一種好久沒有的港覺…接著一陣尷尬的沈默籠罩著袒裎相見的兩人,到底發生什麼事?撒旦此時出現:「哈哈不要害羞,你們找到的是,青春之泉性愛版!」 This Sunday the run will be 7-8Km of Beitou hills, great scenery, views, runnable trails and agriculture and a smattering of volcanism. After the run they will share the secret of the mythical hot spring waters with you. They have a fantastically good deal worked out with the owners: #### You can bash (food and beer) + enjoy the hot springs for the ludicrously cheap price of 200 NTD, BUT – You MUST sign up in advance. #### https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA If you don’t register before Saturday night, you won’t be able to stay for bash or hot spring spa. You cannot sign up at the run on Sunday. If you only want to bash (no hot spring) you MUST still sign up in before Saturday night (1/15) using this form: https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA Bash and hot spring spa sign-up: https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA 本週日在北投山丘上的跑7-8K,漂亮的風景與展望,好跑的路及田間,有時還有點火山活動。跑後他們將分享神秘泉水,他們與撒旦談成了一個極好的優惠: #### 跑後聚餐(晚餐與啤酒)+青春之泉(泡湯)超激優惠 $200元,但注意,必須先登記,必須先登記,必須先登記!#### 如果你想聚餐也想泡湯: 週六(1/15)23:59前完成報名登記,否則將無法參加! https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA 如你只想聚餐不想泡湯: 同樣須提前於週六(1/15)23:59前使用同連結中表格完成報名登記:https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA 週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名! 週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名! 週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名! 如果登記參加卻未出席,仍需支付$200元泡湯及晚餐費用。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, January 16th 2022 Time: 13:45 The Hares are off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑!! *******WHERE******* No. 7-1, Hudi Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112 台北市北投區湖底路7之1號 Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant 02 2861 1135 https://goo.gl/maps/yVhhJq4PChTbzned9 ******HOW?******* 1pm Taxi Pool from Shipai MRT on the red line. There are two buses from Shipai MRT station, 128, and little 36, Exit bus at Shamao Bridge and follow flour. Drivers can follow flour from Shamao Bridge Drivers there is parking. 怎麼去: 1pm 從淡水線(紅線)石牌捷運站拼車或搭128及小36公車在紗帽橋下車後跟著麵粉走。 開車者亦可自紗帽橋跟著麵粉開,起跑點有停車位。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* ##You MUST sign up in advance## Bash at the run start – If you sign up in advance, you can bash (food and beer) + enjoy the hot springs for the ludicrously cheap price of 200 NTD. https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA 跑後聚餐在起跑點,於提前週六(1/15)23:59前使用以下連結中表格完成報名登記:https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA 週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名! 週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名! 週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名! 如果登記參加卻未出席,仍需支付$200元泡湯及晚餐費用。 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
When & Where
January 16, 2022 (2:00 pm) – January 16, 2022 (12:00 am)
Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant : No. 7-1, Hudi Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112 七窟溫泉餐廳 : 112台北市北投區湖底路7之1號 02 2861 1135