#2434 - The WTF?! Run


FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* Next week’s hares are titans of the drunken night out, knights of the bottle, barons of the beer. Their drinking sessions are the stuff of legend. Like anyone who occasionally drinks more than 14 units a week of the Jesus juice, details are sometimes vague the next day. 本週的兔子是醉後大丈夫,是站在杯底的戰士,是啤酒大亨。他們喝的不是酒,是傳奇,不過如同任何連喝一個禮拜的人,事後回想起細節幾乎都會是模糊的。 Rumour has it that one fateful afternoon they both woke up, cold and shivering on a trail. Slumped against each other, covered in mud, they were wearing the same clothes as the night before, with no memory of how they got there. The disheveled Call Me Rufi summoned a few syllables – WTF?! Where are we? Immediately he assumed his drink must have been spiked! 相傳一個命中註定的下午,兔子們又冷又顫抖地醒來,相互依偎著裹著爛泥的身體,身上穿的是跟前一晚一樣的衣服,但卻怎麼也想不起來怎麼到這裡的。蓬頭垢面的 Call Me Rufi 好不容易擠出了幾個字 – 花惹發?!我們是誰?我們在哪?!緊接著推斷前一晚喝的酒肯定是被下藥了! They rose to their feet and started stumbling, memories started crawling back. A familiar looking bush here, an empty beer can there. Then – an empty bottle of tequila – bingo! Like a bolt of lightning, the final memory of buying a huge round of tequila. Fortunately, just like in the movie (which is uncannily similar to this story), it turns out they had roofied themselves. 他們拖著沈重的步伐找尋線索,記憶也開始湧現,這似曾相識的樹叢,那地上空的啤酒罐,接著,是一個龍舌蘭酒空瓶- 賓果!兩人買著最後一輪tequila shot的記憶如雷灌頂。 算是幸運嗎?就跟電影演的一樣(劇情與此故事有著驚人的相似度),對他們下藥的人就是他們自己啊。 Join Call Me Rufi and Mexican Handjob this Sunday as they try to join the flashbacks back together again to recreate the trail they accidentally found during their drunken wanderings. Let’s hope they both stay sober enough between now and next Sunday to remember it. 本週日加入 Call Me Rufi 及 Mexican Handjob前往斷片時意外發現的路線,希望他們到在週日前還夠清醒,不會忘記怎麼走囉! From the hares: We will have: stairs, tunnels, river, bamboo, stairs, orange farms, stairs, long time lost trails and of course stairs 兔子溫馨叮嚀:有階梯,隧道,河流,竹林,另一座階梯,橘子園,又是階梯,失傳的路線和必考題- 階梯。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, January 30th 2022 Time: 13:45 The Hares are off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑!! *******WHERE******* Guizikengshan No. 161號, Xiushan Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112 https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6 貴子坑 台北市北投區秀山路161號 https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6 ******HOW?******* Follow the flour from Fuxinggang MRT Station (red line). It is about 25 minutes walking distance. Flour will also show you the way by U-bike – save time. Drivers – there is plenty of parking inside or around the camping area. 如何前往: 淡水信義線(紅線)搭乘至復興崗站後出站跟著麵粉走,走路大約要25分鐘,欲節省時間者,You Bike。 駛車者,停車位足也。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* Bash will be close to the MRT to make sure you drunk fucks come home safely. 聚餐地點近捷運,酒醉者, 安心是也。 https://goo.gl/maps/nP4fkRcnRJJnLoko6 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

January 30, 2022 (2:00 pm) – January 30, 2022 (12:00 am)

Guizikengshan No. 161號, Xiushan Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112 https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6 貴子坑 台北市北投區秀山路161號