#2395 - The Miner's Secret Run


********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** LONG: 8KM Gloves advised, should be a fast runner SHORT: 7km Participation award Arthur U Fag is a man that needs no introduction around these parts. This Sunday we return to Taipei triumphantly after the weekend of debauchery and defecation that was AIR 2021. The Hare reports, and I am not making any of this up, that he had heard tale of this trail from a eccentric, hiccupping miner as a young boy in the year of 19 and 49. Desperately he searched and searched to find it but to no avail. Decades were spent hunting for this fabled path only to be met with disappointment (from not finding it), dysentery (from creeping around Taipei’s old sewer systems) and dyslexia (from skipping school or something I don’t know OK I just like alliteration). Fast forward countless years and the young boy grew into a curmudgeonly old man. Beset with a great illness that hares know all too well: The Reccie Blue Balls. And that it seemed, was that… Until a fateful day in February of this year when AUF wearily put on his trail shoes, puled up his shorts, straightened his Reccie tie , accosted a young co hare, strapped his machete onto his back and set out for one more hunt. He had a roughly drawn map stained a faded red with Binglan spittle that had been given to to him all those decades ago, but, wait… what was this? Faded to a mirage but undeniable. A pencil scratching…. “Kunyang MRT Exit 4 follow the chalk for 300M” How had he not seen this before? How could the miner have known that Taipei would be home one day to a word renowned Mass Rapid Transport system and construction of Kunyang station would be in close proximity to the trailhead of legend? It doesnt matter, thought AUF reinvigorated, and feeling a tickle down below quite unlike any he had felt in years. On-On he shouted to no-one in particular! This was going to be Taiwan Hash H³’s best run ever. AUF promises to regale us with the story orally on Sunday…. I like Oral. ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Kunyang Station Exit 4 (follow the flour for 300M) https://goo.gl/maps/kyfm8vLNDY6RdCJn7 ********* HOW? ********* Take the MRT to Kunyang station and walk or Head down to Al’s Magic carpet emporium on Guanfu South road to avail of the limited time 120% discount on Carpet rentals for Hashers only. Then fly your worries away. or Fly from Dehli https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search… ********* Price ********* Men $300 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 2, 2021 (2:30 pm) – May 2, 2021 (12:00 am)