#2394 - The Joint Run


********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** **FROM THE HARES** This month’s run is coming in hot and it’s going to be a beautiful 12k run in Xiangshan home of our beloved GM Dick Sandwich. He is going to make sure that everyone who makes the trip for AIR gets treated to at least one good run over the course of the weekend. You’ll have plenty of trial time to sweat about all the mistakes you probably made the night before. For those of you not attending AIR, don’t worry, it’s not obligatory for you to attend AIR to attend this run. We’ve decided to join up with our Taiwan Hash brothers from Taipei and run on a Sunday together. Take the TSR to Xiangshan Station and the run start is an easy 1k walk from the station. This trail promises lots of rolling hills and a ghoulishly fun beer check. You won’t want to miss it. **From the TM** It comes but once a year but still somehow seemingly all too often. Yes that’s right its that time of year again. Roll up roll up the freaks are on parade. Its the H4XTwH³ joint run. This year coming right off the back of the AIR run it promises to be a hungover affair. Hared by none other than the illustrious GM himself, the Gem of the south, the belle of the ball (sack), Dick Sandwich and cohared by recent victim of a dramatized re-enactment of racially motivated police execution; “It doesn’t matter” The run has been described by Dick sandwich as… the best run happening on that particular Sunday in that particular line of longitude, promising stuff… Let’s be honest Taiwan Hash we aren’t going for the run. We just want to see what utter stupidity our gene-pool diversity challenged cousins can come up with to top last year. Its rather inconveniently located near a train station literally tens of kilometres away from (cultured) civilisation for those of you (un)fortunate enough to have skipped the AIR run. RUN INFO **When****何時** SUNDAY, April 25th, 2021 Hares off at 2PM 兔子2 起跑 Hare: Dick Sandwich Co-Hare: It Doesn’t Matter A-A Run Distance: 12km Schedule for Sunday (4/25) 13H30: Meet at run start: https://goo.gl/maps/EpYWoSQfhANgEkMv8 14H00: Hares off 17H00: Down-downs 17h00: Bash Cost for the run, beer, drinks, and snacks: 300 NT$ for guys 200 NT$ for girls ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** near Xiangshan Train station (IN HSINCHU) https://goo.gl/maps/gGUjoR2PDR1iG28y8 ********* HOW? ********* Take the Fuxing shuttle train departing at 10:21 from Taipei main station on Sunday or Google maps it you cunts, what you want me to wipe your arse for you aswell? or Hold a broom between your legs tightly and quidditch your way to Hsinchu in style. You’re a wizard Harry! or If you are following the AIR run weekend itinerary wake up from your Airbnb, throw up and get on the bus. ********* Price ********* Men $300 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

April 25, 2021 (12:00 am) – April 25, 2021 (12:00 am)