#2391 - The Harry's Heroes Run


********* WHAT? ********* **BUS RUN** **GET ON THE BUS** ******蝦咪****** **巴士亂** **給我坐上巴士** FROM THE HARES Between the 1st and 16th April 1945 the American Armed Forces liberated Thüringen, the home of our hares, from Nazi rule. To remember this day, our hares prepared an awesome trail in the Djungle including 2 Km of freshly cut virgin trailes, a beercheck and some increadible views. Join the hares for German Beer, German Sausage and German Humor. 兔子們捎來的訊息 1945年的4月1號到16號,美軍從納粹德國的手中解放了我們兔子的故鄉,圖林根。 為了紀念這一天,兔子們在叢林裡準備了一條超讚的路徑,包括了2Km他們親手開疆闢林的處女路徑,beercheck跟一些絕美的風景。 快來體驗兔子們給大家帶來的德國啤酒,德國香腸和德式幽默。 FROM THE TM I have to say that sometimes appearances can be deceiving. Despite these two hares looking like perfect candidates for the role of an adult Augustus Gloop in some sort of twisted Disney remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, last year they hared one the most scintillating and surprising runs in an area that I was fully sure I knew every traversable path in. It was clear that they were naturals. This year they were one of the first haring groups I approached, and I demanded that they exceed last year’s quality. TM想跟大家說的 我真的不得不說,外表有時候真的會騙人。儘管這兩隻兔子看起超級適合在迪士尼那個奇怪版本的查理與巧克力工廠演成人版的 Augustus Gloop,但他們去年卻是在一個我覺得我都已經熟透了每一個路徑的地區,做出了令人驚艷又驚嘆的run。所以很自然的,他們是今年第一組我馬上就連絡的兔子,而且我要求他們一定要超過去年的水準。 Every weekend since then they have been sending me pictures of reccies. This trail has been trimmed more than MeToo’s bush at an erection bash. Literally months in the making and curated to excess this trail promises to push the bar for run of the year to a new high. I am exceedingly excited to see what they have come up with this year and have no doubt that they can live up to the hype from last years offering. 從那之後,每個周末他們都寄給我看他們去探路的照片。他們的路徑已經整理得比Me Too的”祕密花園”還要完善。真心不騙,經過了數月的醞釀跟精心策畫,這條路徑一定會將今年可以稱為好路的門檻推向一個新高。我超級興奮地想要看到他們今年到底會推出甚麼樣的東西,而且絕對相信他們不會辜負去年的成果。 Make sure you join the TWH³ party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing and prepare your buttholes for some German Sausage, this ones gonna be lit…. 快排除萬難加入從忠孝復興開出的TWH³趴替巴士,然後讓你的屁屁準備好迎接這些德國香腸,他們將點燃… wait for it… 等等… it’s coming… 來囉… …..like Dresden! …像是德列斯敦! HARE: Hitler’s missing Testicle COHARE: Pissmeister ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Near Fugui Station GPS: https://goo.gl/maps/hdj6xFTwP8DTZnSK9 靠近富貴火車站 ********* HOW? ********* Take the party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:00 Sharp Drivers can follow the google maps link above. *****怎去****** 搭上準時12點從忠孝復興開車的趴替巴士 開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖連結 ********* Price ********* Men $250 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

April 4, 2021 (2:00 pm) – April 4, 2021 (6:00 pm)