#2384 - The Hotel Taiwan Run


TwH³ #2384 – The Hotel Taiwan Run ***WHAT*** On a dark dreary Mountain, On the 4th or 5th check, long stairs behind her, steep descent up ahead. Up ahead in the distance she saw a Welcome bag Her eyes focused in and calves began to twitch It was the fucking Hare She started sprinting Locked in on her prey And shouted out emphatically “I’ll catch the cunt today” Then bending one knew, she took chalk from her pouch marked an arrow on a stone to show others the way! Welcome to the Taiwan Hash house harriers Such an awful place Such an awful place Plenty of runs at the Taiwan Hash house harriers Every fucking Sunday You can find us there This Sunday we celebrate the insipid nature of Taiwan’s siren call that prevents people from leaving permanently with 8 foot facial haring her first run since returning from the infected zone. She has finished her quarantine, and isolation period and is ready to delight you all with a run around the iconic Guan Ying Shan which is and area I’m sure you all agree, we don’t run enough. The run is about 6.5km with 400M of elevation. The cohere (fittingly) will be Cum Stain. Its sure to be an adequate run with lovely views, an exciting bash and most importantly NO WORK MONDAY!!!! ***WHEN*** Sunday, February 14th, 2021 Happy Chinese New Year Happy Valentines day ***WHERE*** Lingyun Temple https://maps.app.goo.gl/EsCzQtCSsT3jA6oL7 ***HOW*** Take bus #020 from Luzhou MRT Station exit 1 for about 15 minutes OR Take Bus #785 frin Luzhou MRT station exit 3 for about 15 minutes OR Take Ferry across the Danshui river to Bali and Uber pool OR Fucking walk there ******Temporary Rules****** Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:** Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! DISCLAIMER 免責聲明 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

February 14, 2021 (2:00 pm) – February 14, 2021 (10:00 pm)