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This week’s trails retrace the route of a Taiwan Hash run from 2002, in the rolling hills of Sanmin. This is a bus run, so if you haven’t already, SIGN THE FUCK UP! Your hare is the renowned trailsetter Village Idiot, and I, Hairless Hero. This is probably your last chance to run one of my trails. Why? Find out below! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Village Idiot Cohare 副兔: Hairless Hero ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 100 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 1 Nov 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 東興宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/TJBrTby5KaV86xrSA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Sign up for the bus!!!! 報名巴士吧!!! *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Da Sanmin Restaurant 大三民餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/4aNbxZDVWoNTnDLN9 *******HASH TRASH******* As Hairless Hero opened his carpet bag and began filling it with running gear, Praying For Man Tits and Globefucker followed him around the room with desperate looks in their eyes. “Are you sure you don’t want to be next year’s GM?” “No one scribes like you do, Hairless!” “At least stay in Taiwan until China invades!” Hairless Hero sighed as he folded his running vest and hydration system, placed it into his bag, and looked at his pleading followers. “I’m sorry, but Melbourne Hash needs me.” With that, he closed the clasp on his luggage, took it to a nearby windows, opened his umbrella, and took off into the sky. Globefucker and Praying For Man Tits watched from the window ledge, their eyes wet with tears, as Hairless Hero rose higher and higher up through the atmosphere, accompanied by a dramatic orchestral crescendo. “Our hero!” they wailed, tugging at their running shirts. Just then, a spotlight shone up into the sky, beaming a giant H² onto the clouds. “It’s Hairless Hero’s calling card!” shouted Globefucker. “And it seems to be coming from Taoyuan County…” Sure enough, just outside Sanmin Township, Village Idiot was clearing trails through the forest with industrial equipment. Hairless Hero looked down and saw his All Island Run buddy’s route in his typical style, through will manicured agriculture and technical shiggy. His heart panged once more for Taiwan Hash. “I may not have one more year, but I think I have one more run. They just better FUCKING SIGN UP FOR THE BUS!” Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 11/08 #2683 Globe Fucker/Panty Pirate Shiding 石碇 11/15 #2684 Always Turned On/2nd Man In Wenshan 文山 11/22 #2685 Fly/Wanking Sie Hole ??? *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.

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November 1, 2026 (2:00 pm) – November 1, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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