Details

Two and a half years ago, Maple Semen hared a trail in Shiding that etched dark memories onto many of our souls. Never Gonna Cum Again now lives in hiding in Iceland. Even Just Gay fled to the Netherlands, determined to never see a mountain again. Jubacca has been incontinent ever since. So our dear trailmaster Globe Fucker thought, “Lets do that again!”. In all seriousness, he’s done double-digit to put together a runnable and enjoyable A-to-B, WITH a beer check and WITHOUT wet cliff faces to abseil down. Shiding also has legit restaurants, so this promises to be a fantastic Sunday. But will Maple Semen have his wicked way with us again? Find out below! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Globe Fucker Cohare 副兔: Panty Pirate ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B S: 5.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 150 m L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 8 Nov 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Danlan Suspension Bridge 淡蘭吊橋 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZEULtTk7ZCFFcyTDA B: 石碇集順廟明德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/bWXY5LVybn37ERgp9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Muzha Station then bus 666 to Shuangxikou then walk to the run start 捷運木柵站然後搭公車666到雙溪口然後走到A點 Parking available at the run start or near Shiding Old Street: A點或石碇老街的附近有停車位 https://maps.app.goo.gl/62hd66wsyY28yrhv8 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 美美飲食店 https://maps.app.goo.gl/q9HE9JG5m2Fqse4g7 *******HASH TRASH******* Globe Fucker descended the steps of the 666 bus and onto the main street of Shiding. How odd that the driver wore a dark hooded cloak, his face shrouded in darkness, a scythe tucked beside his seat. The bus drove off down the road, and Globe Fucker looked up at the rocky steeples of Huangdidian rising high above the canopy, poking the belly of the sky. How odd that the smell of sulfur lingered in the air here, so far from any hot springs. Undeterred, Globe Fucker plodded down a path and soon found himself beside a babbling stream. “Quack quack,” said the ducks. “Babble babble,” said the stream. “Oooooh, look at the big strong trail master!” said a menacing, sarcastic voice on Globe Fucker’s left shoulder. Globe Fucker turned his head. Perched on his shoulder was a tiny Maple Semen, dressed in a skin-tight red devil costume. “If you’re such a great trailmaster, why are you choosing such a boring, runnable trail? 2nd Man In will catch you in no time! If you’re a real hasher, you’ll take them through those thornbushes over there, and up that craggy ridgeline.” Globe Fucker looked at the bushes and furrowed his brow. “Hmmm… that would certainly slow down some of the raceists, but they might give me shit at Down Downs… I’m not sure…” Another familiar voice piped up from his right shoulder. “If I were you, I’d whip out my fat cock and start jerking it right now!” Globe Fucker turned to find a miniture Praying For Man Tits, replete with halo, wings, and gown. “Oh, hey GM! Aren’t you meant to be the good angel?” “Oh right, sorry. Still getting used to this role. Too much time in Antarctica, I guess… Erm, perhaps you could just make a run that people can enjoy without a search and rescue mission?” “A novel concept,” pondered Globe Fucker. “Perhaps Taiwan Hash can give it a try.” Globe Fucker soon found a more gradual ascent, without deadly drops. After a flowy downhill section, he came to a railroad track. “Oooooooh, spicy!” said Maple Semen, swinging his long red tail around suggestively. “You could take the hashers along the tracks for a few hundred meters. If you time the run right with the schedule, no one will realize it’s still actively used by trains!” “Hmmm… everyone really enjoyed your Sandiaoling trail you did last year, and that one even had a railroad tunnel. I suppose that’s worth risking a few deaths…” A harp twanged on Globe Fucker’s other shoulder. “Don’t listen to him! What if a train hits Tiny Balls? Or… you know… the other ones?” “You’re right again, GM. Dead hashers don’t pay hash cash. Probably best to cut a trail through that bamboo instead.” Globe Fucker spent the next three hours hacking through thick bamboo groves. The sun radiated upon his bald head. Sweat ran into his eyes. His mouth grew dry. He emerged upon a rocky outcrop with stunning views. At his feet was a small pile of stones left by some hikers. “Oooooooooooooh, Globe Fucker!” said Maple Semen, poking the trailmaster’s neck with a little trident. “This would be a great spot for a beer check. If you turn those stones into beer, I’ll make you next year’s GM!” “Away from me, Semen!” scolded Globe Fucker. “Hashers cannot live on beer alone!” “Er… yes they can,” said Praying For Man Tits. “Oh yeah, you’re right,” said Globe Fucker. “Poof!” went the stones. They transformed into a cool bag filled with the finest Kirin. There were even two itty bitty cans for the shoulder angels to crack open and toast Globe Fucker. “Next year’s GM!” Credits Banner: Panty Pirate Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 11/15 #2684 Always Turned On/2nd Man In Wenshan 文山 11/22 #2685 Fly/Wanking Sie Hole ??? 11/29 #2686 69% Gay/Tiny Balls ??? *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.

Book Now

mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2683 Inquiry

When & Where

November 8, 2026 (2:00 pm) – November 8, 2026 (6:00 pm)

A: Danlan Suspension Bridge 淡蘭吊橋 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZEULtTk7ZCFFcyTDA B: 石碇集順廟明德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/bWXY5LVybn37ERgp9