#2684 – Taipei Thaifood Hash

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Second Man In joins forces this week with his lusty step-hare Always Turned On. After scrabbling up Shiding mountains, skidding down Taoyuan bamboo groves, and nursing Down Island hangovers, this week is a chill local run in Wanlong. Social runners, expect a big turnout. For raceists, you can run hard, run twice, or taper for Formosa Trail. This year, Second Man In has already carved out three runs in this area for different night hashes. I run in these hills all the time, and they were still surprising and fun. And then there’s Thai food for the bash and promises of an all-night on-after. What could possibly go wrong? But how did this run come about? Find out below! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Six A Day Cohare 副兔: 2nd Man In ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 6 km + Elevation/爬升: 200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 15 Nov 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Wenshan Jingmei Sports Park 文山景美運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nVYWysTMsTNP6SyP8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Wanlong then walk to the run start 捷運萬隆站然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 康泰小館泰式料理 https://maps.app.goo.gl/7D4RJhq9EZSgwrxVA *******HASH TRASH******* T-Shit whined in despair as he stared at the Taipei City government announcement: a Typhoon Day across the city for Champi. He felt the weight of responsibility crush hard upon his boyish shoulders. How could little T-shit hare such a hash? One moderate gust could launch him skyward. One falling branch would flatten him like a danbing. This event called for some serious muscle. His eyes turned to the TNT message thread for that week’s run: 2nd Man In: Hey TNT! Always Turned On and I are back from clearing some epic Wanlong trails for you guys. This Friday’s gonna be awesome!! Sperm Daddy: Great work, hares. Let’s hope there isn’t a typhoon! Always Turned On: Hey Daddy Can’t wait to see u this Friday… Typhoon or not, we’re gonna blow you away *** “This is just the muscle I need,” said T-Shit to himself. “With Second Man In’s brawn, and Always Turned On’s stamina, this Typhoon Hash will be a shoo-in! All I need to do is cancel their run…” *** T-Shit: @Second Man In @Always Turned On – Sorry hares, we have no choice but to cancel this week’s TNT run because of the typhoon. To make it up to you, though, you can help me and No Fucking Inside hare Typhoon Hash Always Turned On: 4P! Sounds exciting! 2nd Man In: Bunch of pussies, man… Okay, no worries. We’ll take our trail back to Taiwan Hash on November 15. We never skip a run, motherfuckers! *** Blip blip! Another message popped up on T-Shit’s screen, this time from TNT hasher Dora AV Mon: Dora AV Mon: Hash hash! I’m due to hare for TNT on November 13, but I don’t have any trail ideas. Can you give me any pointers? T-Shit: November 13, eh? I heard there’s some nice clear trails in Wanlong… Credits Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 11/22 #2685 Fly/Wanking Sie Hole Taoyuan/桃園 11/29 #2686 69% Gay/Tiny Balls ??? 12/06 #2687 Claw Hand/PK Loser Keelung/基隆 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH³開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.
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When & Where
November 15, 2026 (2:00 pm) – November 15, 2026 (6:00 pm)
Wenshan Jingmei Sports Park 文山景美運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nVYWysTMsTNP6SyP8