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This week, Taipei Metro Hash House Harriers GM Häagen-Dazs is treating us to a run in Bali. She tells us the trail is a homage to her first ever trail race three years ago. Back then, she dragged herself to the finish line, but these days she’s made of tougher stuff. She promises exactly three viewpoints and zero naked hashers. See the hash trash below for more of her plans! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Häagen-Dazs Cohare 副兔: No Hair No Care ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: TBD L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 550 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 30 August 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Guan-Shan Caf’e 觀山咖啡 https://maps.app.goo.gl/A3oL3FZdfKtoLP82A ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Luzhou Station then bus O20 to Lingyun Temple then walk to the run start 捷運蘆洲站然後搭公車橘20公車到凌雲寺然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 碧瑤山莊庭園餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yu1nZbiskH43PzoQ8 *******HASH TRASH******* Häagen-Dazs sat at the head of the table in the Taipei Metro Hash crisis room. “Tell me more about these foreign wankers.” “Every time the expats get back to the bash restaurant, they take off their shirts and wash their balls in the restaurant sink!” cried Nanobird. Häagen-Dazs’ pupils dilated with curiosity. “Really? This sounds serious. And intriguing. How many foreign wankers are doing this?” “Enough to single out all foreigners rather than making, you know, a general announcement without racial profiling,” said No Hair No Care, the Metro Hash Diversity Officer. “Of course. It would be strange to not mention nationality. And we’re sure that there aren’t many, many photos of half naked Taiwanese hashers drinking beer off of each other’s torsos in the middle of Metro’s bash restaurants?” “Er…” “Whatever. Let’s post something on Facebook. Who’s our scribe this year?” “ChatGPT.” “Great. Maybe the prompt can say something like ‘a lively and light-hearted style while also threatening police action’. And this Sunday, I’ll lure these sweat-jeweled hunks to the toughest trails I know: Guanyinshan. It’s conveniently near where I live, unlike all Metro stations! No Hair No Care, you can cohare. Let’s see if the legends of nudity are true. I’ve always wondered how Bunsen Boner got his hash name…”

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August 30, 2026 (2:30 pm) – August 30, 2026 (6:00 pm)

Guan-Shan Caf’e 觀山咖啡 https://maps.app.goo.gl/A3oL3FZdfKtoLP82A