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Hey Hey is returning to hare for the second time with Taiwan Hash House Harriers. His cohare is a surgical nurse he met while working as a hospital janitor: Just Pei-fang. This time, he’s taking us to Tienmu. Sounds tame? Well, Hey Hey promises you’ll get your shoes wet, and likely need medical attention from Just Pei-fang. Read below to find out just how wet you’ll get… ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Hey Hey Cohare 副兔: Just Pei-fang ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 380 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 6 Sep 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Zhishanyan Park 芝山岩文化史蹟公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/R4Vq2HXfKddFcJRP6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Zhishan Station then walk to the run start 捷運芝山站然後走到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 一極鮮熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/uBUZucsFTvGasWnW8 *******HASH TRASH******* Air raid sirens wailed over the rooftops of Tienmu, and the local residents looked up at the night sky nervously. Dr. Binlang and The Leash put on their bugout bags and headed for Yangmingshan. Serial Vapist stacked his rare Serbian pornography VHSs into a fireproof safe. Cockhunter topped up her Merlot and lit another cigarette. However, Tienmu wasn’t facing danger from above, but below. Atop Taipei Hash Veterans Hospital, huge searchlights ignited, sending greenwhite beams downwards. A crackling tannoy screeched as it activated: “SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT! SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT! COMPULSIVE PISSERS KGPEE AND JUBACCA HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE UROLOGY WARD. ALL EMERGENCY PERSONNEL RESPOND IMMEDIATELY!” Nurse Just Pei-fang ran out into the parking lot just in time to see the escapees scale the perimeter fence in their specially prescribed crotchless hospital gowns. Despite the dry summer, the parking lot was already a sea of urine. A Honda Civic floated past, its alarm blaring. Just Pei-fang inflated her emergency vest, and began to tread piss as the water level reached her armpits. How could medical staff capture these hashers now? At this rate, the Down Island bus would get washed out to sea… Suddenly, she saw a hospital janitor speeding toward her on a jetski, holding a comedically large Acme syringe. He skidded to a halt in front of her, sending a golden wave over her head. “Hey Hey!” the janitor shouted above the sirens. “Who are you?” “Hey Hey!” “What?” “There’s no time to explain. Get on the back, and grab this syringe!” Just Pei-fang scrambled onto the back of the jetski and gripped Hey Hey around the waist as he accelerated in pursuit of the fugitives. Hey Hey steered the jetski towards the mountains. Around them, trees and buildings crumpled under the immense yellow force of KGPee and Jubacca’s wee. He shouted back to his passenger, “They’re heading for higher ground. Soon, that will be all that’s left.” “How are they able to piss so much? This all seems so implausible.” “Huge quantities of beer, and massively enlarged prostates. The only solution is to administer beer enemas to the both of them.” Up ahead, a spotlight shone upon KGPee and Jubacca as they scaled a steep slope up Zhishanyan. “There they are!” shouted Just Pei-fang. “But we don’t have any beer. All we have is piss. Christ!” At that moment, a speedboat pulled alongside them. “Did somebody say ‘Piss Christ’?” shouted the driver. It was Praying for Man Tits! He was draped in yellow robes, and behind him was a cooler filled with cans of Kirin. “Our Savior!” shouted Hey Hey and Just Pei-fang. “That’s what they call me. Let’s pump these guys’ assholes at Down Downs!” “Sounds great,” said Just Pei-Fang. “With your help, the enema will be easier to administer.” “Enema?” said Praying for Man Tits. *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 9/13 #2675 Jubacca/Tiny Balls Lingjiao 嶺腳 9/20 #2676 Oh!!! Face/??? ???? 9/27 #2677 Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie/Minor Pusher Tianmu 天母 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.

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When & Where

September 6, 2026 (2:30 pm) – September 6, 2026 (6:00 pm)

Zhishanyan Park 芝山岩文化史蹟公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/R4Vq2HXfKddFcJRP6