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This week, Walkie Walkie et al, and Minor Pusher have assembled a fresh take on their annual north Taipei run. Did we run bits of it a few weeks ago? Maybe! Did most hashers skip the best bits and forget the trail already? Definitely! Our hares’ preparation for this week, as is tradition, was full of disagreement. Find out how below! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie Cohare 副兔: Minor Pusher ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 27 Sep 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Tianmu Sports Park 天母運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/aMqS32wndCxuoZYZ7 B: It’s a Secret! B點是一個秘密 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shilin then the Dunhua Main Line to the Run Start 捷運士林站然後搭敦化幹線到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBD *******HASH TRASH******* Minor Pusher sighed with despair as Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie spat out his Sonic the Hedgehog pacifier for the hundredth time. Lying down inside his custom-built adult-sized stroller, he thrashed his arms and legs, kicked off his blankie, and wailed a baritone “Waaaaaah!”. “Mommy’s doing the best she can to find you a nice river, baby,” implored Minor Pusher. She reinserted Sonic, and continued pushing the stroller up the steep road. “Me wanna river twace!” cried Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie. “I know you do, sweetie. But do we really need to roleplay for the whole recce? Mommy’s legs are tired.” Another forcefully ejected pacifier and cry confirmed the response. Suddenly, Minor Pusher noticed some two-week old markings on the tarmac. Two arrows marked two directions: ↑ RODE → RIVER “This must be from the run by Hey Hey and that illiterate nurse! We’ve found your river, Walkie!” “But that means everyone’s alweady done the river twace! The trail is ruined!” “Didn’t you hear? The hares fucked up the marking and most people missed the river trace completely!” Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie quietened down and looked up at Minor Pusher with tear-filled eyes. “They did?” “If their flour is still there, we won’t even need to premark! Now we just need to find some of the trails Teenvolf cleared that Oh! Face didn’t steal last week, and we’ve got ourselves a hash!” Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 10/4 #2678 The Leash/Dick Biter Sanzhi 三芝 10/11 #2679 Just Tina/星翔 ???? 10/17&18 Down Island!!! *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.

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September 27, 2026 (2:30 pm) – September 27, 2026 (6:00 pm)

A: Tianmu Sports Park 天母運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/aMqS32wndCxuoZYZ7 B: It’s a Secret! B點是一個秘密