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TwH³ #2678 – The Leash’s Revenge With her husband on a plane to “Poon City” and a recent string of hash gaffes under her watch, our revered Trailmaster, The Leash has created a run to school you on just how good a trail can be. Set in Yangmingshan and accompanied by Dick Biter, expect a truly beautiful day of running and drinking. Find out what inspired her below… ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: The Leash Cohare 副兔: Dick Biter ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 4 Oct 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Sanbanqiao [New Taipei City Bus] 三板橋 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HvRPuzdADBqFbhraA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the Red Line to Tamsui then bus 876 or 877 to Guizishan Bridge then walk to the run start 捷運淡水站然後搭公車876或877到龜子山橋然後走到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 中南海烤桂花雞熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/oFypefRG5DnC1WaC9 *******HASH TRASH******* The Leash sat down at her desk, and chose a letter at random from the overflowing mailsack beside her. Using a 1999 China Hash commemorative silver letter opener, she ripped the envelope open and pulled out the contents: Dear Trailmaster, I’m writing to complain about the recent hash hared by Jubacca and Tiny Balls. The promotional material clearly stated that a beer check would be provided at the waterfall. Imagine my consternation, therefore, when I reached said waterfall and saw only a cool, crystalline swimming hole, and no Kirin in sight. While it may be the case that 69% Gay had recently undergone foot surgery, and needed an extra seven minutes to carry the cooler down the slippery steps, I could neither wait nor help. Doing so would have jeopardized my chances of getting Third Man In, and winning half a cup of luke warm Taiwan Beer 90 minutes later. Yours sincerely, A. Cunt *** The Leash sighed a weary sigh and opened another letter. Dear Trail “Master”, I’m writing to complain about the recent hash hared by Oh! Face and First B. The B-point was simply not up to the standards expected by the modern hasher. How on God’s Green Earth am I supposed to rinse off my Icelandic kelp exfoliating body scrub without adequate restroom facilities? Instead I found myself squeezing out sloppy turds behind a tree while I missed Down Downs. While it may be the case that I could have walked four minutes to the nearest 7-Eleven toilet, that would have required using a pedestrian crossing, which I find frustrating as the wait time is longer than in my home country. NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Yours sincerely, A. Nother-Cunt *** “I really look forward to these people volunteering for the Committee next year,” The Leash muttered. She plucked one more letter from the bag. Dear Asshole, I’m writing to complain about the recent hash hared by Minor Pusher and Walkie Walkie et al. Seriously, wat da fuk? When a trail is listed as 7.5km, I do NOT expect it to be 8.5km. As for the checks, do you have any idea how bored I was waiting for Cums Once A Year and Village Idiot to solve them all? Unacceptable. While it may be the case that there were two clear opportunities to shortcut the trail onto downhill suburban roads to the B-point, this would have required independence of thought and basic map-reading skills, neither of which I possess. Also, since when was there shiggy at Taiwan Hash? You could learn a thing or two from Bear Hash. They’ve got their act together. Get fucked, dickwad. Yours sincerely, Most Rev. Amanda C. Parry, Bishop of Shrewsbury (née Cunt) *** The Leash picked up all three letters, jammed them into the shredder, and picked up her phone. “Dick Biter, it’s The Leash. It’s time to school these snowflakes. On on!” Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 10/11 #2679 Just Tina/星翔 ???? 10/17&18 Down Island!!! 10/25 #2681 Juicy Kiwi/No No No No No ???? *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.

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October 4, 2026 (2:00 pm) – October 4, 2026 (6:00 pm)

Sanbanqiao [New Taipei City Bus] 三板橋 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HvRPuzdADBqFbhraA