#2662 – Low Hanging Fruit低垂的禁果

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“Hmmm… I really don’t see any apples up there,” said Shibari Gayblow, staring into the forest canopy. “Look higher,” urged Onlygrans, “Way higher, I can see some big juicy ones!” Shibari squinted and tilted his head, “Nope, can’t see a single one. In fact, I’m pretty sure these aren’t even apple trees.” “Well you’ll see them once I hoist you up, and then you can harvest them for us to share. Sound good?” “I guess you seem trustworthy… After all, you do have a rope, and a sandwich bag filled with zipties.” 「嗯……我真的沒看到上面有任何蘋果耶。」Shibari Gayblow 抬頭望著森林樹冠說道。 「再看高一點。」Onlygrans 慫恿道,「再高一點!我看到好幾顆又大又多汁的呢!」 Shibari 瞇起眼、歪著頭。 「沒有啊,一顆都沒看到。而且老實說,我很確定這些根本不是蘋果樹。」 「等我把你吊上去你就看得到啦,到時候你再摘下來,我們一起分享,怎麼樣?」 「嗯……你看起來好像蠻值得信任的。畢竟你手上有繩子,還有一袋裝滿束帶的夾鏈袋。」 Onlygrans had Shibari Gayblow undress to his knickerbockers. Shibari neatly folded his clothes like a good boy and placed them in a pile on a mossy log. Using seasoned hemp ropes, Onlygrans trussed up Shibari Gayblow like a macrame Christmas ornament. He then threw the other end of the rope over a sturdy tree branch and began to winch Shibari Gayblow off of the ground. “I say mister,” said Shibari Gayblow, “That branch is only about 15 feet from the ground. I’m not sure it’s high enough to reach any apples. And even if it were, my picking hand is all tied up!” “Oh it’s high enough. Gonna get me some nice apples. Wrinkly ones.” Onlygrans 要 Shibari Gayblow 脫到只剩燈籠褲。 Shibari 像個乖孩子一樣,把衣服摺得整整齊齊,放在長滿青苔的倒木上。 接著,Onlygrans 老練的用麻繩把 Shibari 綁得像個手工編織的聖誕吊飾。 然後他把繩子的另一端拋過一根粗壯的樹枝,開始慢慢把 Shibari 吊離地面。 「那個,我說先生啊,」Shibari Gayblow 開口說道, 「那根樹枝離地面大概才十五英尺高耶。我不覺得這高度夠摘到什麼蘋果。而且就算真的有,我負責採摘的手也被綁住了呀!」 「夠高啦。我要摘些很棒的蘋果。」 Onlygrans 咧嘴一笑,「皺巴巴的那種。」 Onlygrans tied the ends of the rope off around a nearby tree root. He took a camping shovel from his backpack and started to dig a hole directly beneath Shibari Gayblow’s gently swaying body. “A hole, eh? Not sure this situation calls for any hole digging if I’m completely honest…” “Ain’t you never heard of an apple pit, Shibari? Soon it’s gonna be filled with apples. Granny Smith apples! All lured into the pit by a sexy piece of ass like yourself.” “Is the pit to keep the apples fresh? Is that why you’re covering it with banana leaves? Onlygrans? You seem to be walking away there, mister… Oh bother…” 他把繩尾牢牢綁在附近突出的樹根上?接著從背包裡拿出一把露營鏟,開始在 Shibari Gayblow 輕輕晃動的身體正下方挖洞。 「挖洞喔?」Shibari 說,「老實說,我不太確定現在這個情況有需要挖洞……」 「Shibari,你沒聽過蘋果坑嗎?」Onlygrans 一邊鏟土一邊說。 「很快這裡就會塞滿蘋果了。滿滿的 Granny Smith 蘋果!全都會被像你這樣性感的小屁股引進坑裡來。」 「這坑是拿來保存蘋果新鮮度的嗎?」Shibari 好奇地問。 「所以你才要用香蕉葉把它蓋起來?」 「Onlygrans?」 「欸?你怎麼好像走遠了,先生……」 「唉呀呀……」 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Only Grans Cohare 副兔: Shibari GayBlow ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 6 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 14 June 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Yongding Shengxing Temple 永定聖興宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/D2DcY4L8oDMaHexk6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the metro to Muzha then take bus 795 to Yongding Shengxing Temple 捷運木柵站然後搭公車795到永定聖興宮 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 笠林懷古料理(笠林茶棧) https://maps.app.goo.gl/bhMKj16uy5DwCK2x9
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June 14, 2026 (2:00 pm) – June 14, 2026 (6:00 pm)
Yongding Shengxing Temple 永定聖興宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/D2DcY4L8oDMaHexk6