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Lick A Slower Spick felt the sand between her toes, the salty air in her nostrils, and the firm, loving grip of 2nd Man In around her bikini-clad waist. “Jinshan Beach, baby,” said 2nd Man In. “Where our romance began all those years ago.” “You came second on that night, too, I remember,” said Lick A Slower Spick. “Now, where is my anniversary surprise? Is it here on the beach?” “It’s a short run into the mountains. Here’s a bag of flour to mark the trail.” Lick A Slower Spick cautiously took 2nd Man In’s bag in her hand. “We’re not celebrating another anniversary with Taiwan Hash, are we? It’s just you and us, like you promised, right?” “Oh of course, baby,” said 2nd Man In, frantically messaging Praying For Man Tits. “The flour is… so we can find our way back. That’s all. Te lo juro!” Lick A Slower Spick 感受著腳趾間細軟的沙灘、鼻腔裡鹹鹹的海風，以及 2nd Man In 那雙溫柔而有力的手，正摟著她穿著比基尼的纖腰。 「金山海灘，寶貝。」2nd Man In 說道。「我們的愛情，就是在這裡開始的。」 「我記得，那天晚上你也是第二個進來的。」Lick A Slower Spick 笑著說。「所以呢？我們的週年驚喜在哪裡？就在這片沙灘上嗎？」 「要先跑一小段山路。」2nd Man In 遞給她一袋麵粉。「幫忙撒麵粉。」 Lick A Slower Spick 小心翼翼地接過那袋麵粉。「你該不會又要跟台灣健龍一起過週年吧？不是說好今天只有你跟我嗎？」 「當然啦，寶貝。」2nd Man In 一邊瘋狂傳訊息給 Praying For Man Tits，一邊回答。 「麵粉只是……怕等等找不到回來的路。就這樣而已。我發誓！」 2nd Man In led the way up shaded mountain trails, with Lick A Slower Spick hot at his heels. Eventually, they came to a dark tunnel. “Your three surprises are just inside this tunnel, my angel,” said 2nd Man In. “But I didn’t bring a headlamp,” said Lick A Slower Spick. “No problemo. You can just guess what each surprise is.” 2nd Man In led Lick A Slower Spick by the hand into the dark tunnel. Soon, it was completely black. “On your knees, and open wide” said 2nd Man In. “Here comes the first one!” Lick A Slower Spick did as she was told, and received the first surprise. “It’s long and warm,” she said, with her mouth full. “And it tastes meaty. Is it a hotdog?” “Sure, why not? It’s a hotdog! Good job! Okay, here’s surprise number two. You need to stick out your tongue for this one.” Lick A Slower Spick’s tongue tentatively explored the darkness, until it met with sudden resistance. “This one has a salty rim,” she said. “And it’s… very sour! Is it a margarita? It needs more ice, baby.” “Er… right again!” shouted 2nd Man In, pulling up his running shorts. “Give me a minute to make the last surprise.” Lick A Slower Spick waited patiently. Could she hear pumping? “Okay, I’m ready. Open wide!” “Aaaaaaaah!” said Lick A Slower Spick. “Oh my! This one is thick and creamy. Is it the creamy head from a pint of Redpoint beer?” “Correctamundo!” shouted 2nd Man In, wiping himself off with a fruit bat. “Happy anniversary!” 2nd Man In 帶頭走上陰涼的山徑，Lick A Slower Spick 緊緊跟在後頭。 最後，兩人來到一座漆黑的隧道前。 「妳的三個驚喜都在這座隧道裡，親愛的。」2nd Man In 微笑著說。 「可是我沒有帶頭燈耶。」Lick A Slower Spick 有些遲疑。 「沒關係。」2nd Man In 說。「妳用猜的就好。」他牽著她的手走進隧道。 不久後，四周已經黑得伸手不見五指。 「跪下，嘴巴張開。」2nd Man In 說。「第一個驚喜要來囉！」 Lick A Slower Spick 照做了，第一個驚喜送進了她嘴裡。 「嗯……長長的、熱熱的。」她嘴裡含著東西，含糊地說。 「吃起來很有肉味……是熱狗嗎？」 「沒錯，就是熱狗！」2nd Man In 笑道。 「答對了！接著是第二個驚喜。這次妳要把舌頭伸出來。」 Lick A Slower Spick 小心翼翼地把舌頭探向黑暗。 沒多久，舌尖碰到了一個東西。 「這個邊緣有鹹鹹的味道。」她細細品嚐。「而且……好酸喔！」 「是瑪格麗特嗎？冰塊可以再多一點，寶貝。」 「呃……又答對了！」 2nd Man In 一邊把跑褲拉好，一邊喊道。 「給我一分鐘，我準備最後一個驚喜。」 Lick A Slower Spick 安靜地等待。 她似乎聽見了一陣規律的抽動聲。 「好了，我準備好了。」2nd Man In 說。 「嘴巴張開！」 「啊——」Lick A Slower Spick 驚呼。 「天啊！這個又濃又滑。」她細細感受後說：「這是 Redpoint 啤酒上面那層濃郁綿密的泡沫嗎？」 「完全正確！」2nd Man In 大喊，一邊抓起一隻果蝠把自己擦乾淨。 「週年快樂！」 *** What do you think, dear reader? Was Lick A Slower Spick really correctamundo? Come to Taiwan Hash this Sunday to find out! 2nd Man In and Lick A Slower Spick are promising hotdogs, on-trail margaritas, and delicious beer from Redpoint Brewery. Oh, and remember to bring a headlamp for that tunnel, unless you want a nasty surprise! 那麼，各位親愛的讀者，你們覺得呢？ Lick A Slower Spick 真的每一題都猜對了嗎？ 這個星期天，來台灣健龍親自揭曉答案吧！ 2nd Man In 和 Lick A Slower Spick 保證準備好 熱狗、路線中的瑪格麗特，以及 Redpoint Brewery 的美味啤酒。 哦，還有—— 記得帶頭燈來跑那座隧道，不然……你可能會收到意想不到的「驚喜」。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: 2nd Man In Cohare 副兔: Lick a Slower Spick ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B S: 4.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 150 m L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 150 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 5 July 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Jinshan District Fishermen’s Association 金山區漁會 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yWizn7ibZpPT6guN7 B: New Jinshan Beach 金山海水浴場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/hwocRZkRotGAehoe9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take Bus 1815 from Taipei Main Station to Huanggang Rd then walk to the run start 從台北火車站搭公車1815到磺港路然後走到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Hot dogs/熱狗. Vegetarian option available 提供素食

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July 5, 2026 (2:30 pm) – July 5, 2026 (6:00 pm)

A: Jinshan District Fishermen’s Association 金山區漁會 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yWizn7ibZpPT6guN7 B: New Jinshan Beach 金山海水浴場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/hwocRZkRotGAehoe9