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From the Hare: 1. The L involves diving and water slides (the waterfall is about 5-7 meters high). If you are not comfortable with this, please take the S, otherwise you will not be able to easily return 2. The trail sees a lot of direct sun exposure, so remember to bring water and sunscreen. 3. You will definitely get wet on the L, so plan accordingly with your electronic devices 4. Bring a change of clothes. 兔子提醒： 1.L路線會跳水及溜滑水道（瀑布高約5~7米），若真的不敢請直接走S路線，否則不能回頭 2.路線曝曬時間長，記得帶水及防曬 3.L路線一定會全身濕，若帶電子用品記得防水 4.記得帶換洗衣物 “All aboard the Magic Party Bus, hashers!” shouted Mr. Tiny Balls. Everybody jostled up the steep bus steps, carrying beers, running bags, and lunchboxes. Mr. Tiny Balls hadn’t seen this many sixpacks outside of his Internet search history. Today, he was wearing a long cotton dress decorated with a motif of bodily organs, and his red hair was tied in a neat bun. “Where’s Mr. Man Tits?” asked Cherry Popper. “Far, far away,” said Mr. Tiny Balls with a sigh of relief. “Otherwise I’d never get away with this outfit.” The hashers all took to their seats and Mr. Tiny Balls took to the microphone. “Mr. Man Tits can’t be here today, so I’m your substitute GM.” The whole bus groaned. Someone threw a satsuma, which Mr Tiny Balls neatly ducked. “I understand that Mr. Man Tits has been using ‘biology class’ not for education, but as a euphemism for certain behaviors with certain individuals. Never fear. I would never do that to you, or indeed anyone. Today we’re going on an amazing adventure. Let’s hit the road!” 「各位捷兔跑者們，全員上車，搭乘神奇派對巴士啦！」Tiny Balls老師大喊。 大家擠上陡峭的巴士階梯，手裡提著啤酒、跑步包包和便當盒。 Tiny Balls老師這輩子還沒在網路搜尋紀錄以外，看過這麼多六塊肌。今天他穿著一件印滿人體器官圖案的長棉洋裝，一頭紅髮整齊地盤成了髮髻。 「Man Tits老師呢？」Cherry Popper 問。 「在遠的要命王國。」Tiny Balls老師鬆了一口氣說。「不然我可沒辦法穿成這樣。」 捷兔跑者們紛紛入座，Tiny Balls老師拿起麥克風，「今天 Man Tits老師沒辦法來，所以由我代理 GM。」 整台巴士頓時發出一陣哀號。有人丟了一顆橘子過來，Tiny Balls老師俐落地一低頭閃過。 「我知道 Man Tits老師一直把『生物課』拿來當某些行為、某些對象的代名詞，而不是拿來教學。不過大家放心，我絕對不會這樣對你們，更不會對任何人這麼做。今天，我們要展開一場精彩的冒險。出發吧！」 Mr. Tiny Balls sat in the driver’s seat, scanned the A-point, and saw 69% Gay sat on a beach towel. “Let’s go somewhere I’ve never been before!” he called out, accelerating hard towards 69% Gay. She turned and saw the bus heading straight for her, with Mr. Tiny Balls at the wheel. She’d always had her suspicions. However, at that moment, Mr. Tiny Balls hit a button on the dashboard, and the whole bus, along with its passengers, shrank to the size of a vinegar fly, soaring through the air. He steered the bus towards 69% Gay’s agog mouth. Just then, someone shouted “Cort’s Gay!” and another satsuma landed square on his temple. He turned around to scold the unruly mob, but in so doing caused the bus to veer away from 69% Gay, and immediately upskirt Dick With A Bigger Cam, who was bent over and ferreting through his bag of telescopic lenses. Tiny Balls老師坐上駕駛座，掃了一眼起跑點，看到 69% Gay 正坐在一條沙灘巾上。 「我們去一個我從來沒去過的地方！」他大喊，猛踩油門，朝著 69% Gay 衝了過去。 她一轉頭，就看見巴士正筆直朝自己開來，駕駛正是 Tiny Balls老師。她一直都對他有所懷疑。 然而，就在這一刻，Tiny Balls老師按下儀表板上的一個按鈕，整台巴士連同所有乘客瞬間縮小成醋蠅一般大小，騰空飛起。 他操控巴士，朝著 69% Gay 驚訝張開的嘴巴飛去。 就在這時，有人大喊：「Cort’s Gay！」 另一顆橘子不偏不倚砸中了 Tiny Balls老師的太陽穴。 他回頭準備斥責那些搗蛋鬼，結果方向盤一偏，巴士立刻偏離航道，直接鑽進了正彎腰翻找望遠鏡鏡頭包的 Dick With A Bigger Cam 裙底。 “Nooooooooo!” shouted the hashers as the bus flew deep into the cameraman’s rectum. Mr. Tiny Balls slammed on the brakes and the Magic Party Bus screeched to a halt. The hashers gazed out of the windows at the pulsating pink-brown walls of the tunnel surrounding them. “This looks like a learning opportunity,” said Mr. Tiny Balls. “Everybody, helmets on and line up!” The hashers reached under their seats and pulled out their domed bubble helmets, placing them over their heads, and attaching oxygen cylinders to their backs. As they stepped off the bus, Mr. Tiny Balls addressed the group. “Welcome to the rectum, hashers! The word ‘rectum’ comes from the Latin for straight, which is ironic because…” “What’s that?” said Just Jack, pointing at a white, wriggling sperm, which to the miniaturized hashers appeared the size of a pomeranian. “My point exactly. That’s a spermatozoon, stuck to the rectal wall, ready for disposal by our host’s immune system. If you look closely, this little fellow’s head looks just like Pussy Magnet.” Indeed it did. Beneath a fluffy blue wig, Sperm-Pussy-Magnet’s face strained and wiggled. “I always thought Dick With A Bigger Cam would be a top,” whispered Cherry Popper. 「不～～～～！」捷兔跑者們齊聲慘叫。 神奇派對巴士一路飛進了攝影師的直腸深處。 Tiny Balls老師猛踩煞車，巴士發出刺耳的尖叫聲後停了下來。 捷兔跑者們透過車窗望出去，只見四周全是微微搏動的粉褐色肉壁，形成一條漫長的隧道。 「這看起來是個很好的學習機會。」Tiny Balls老師說。「大家戴上安全帽，排好隊！」 捷兔跑者們從座位底下拿出一頂頂圓滾滾的透明頭盔戴上，再把氧氣瓶背到背上。 下車後，Tiny Balls老師向大家說： 「歡迎來到直腸，捷兔跑者！Rectum這個字源自拉丁文，意思是『筆直』，但諷刺的是……」 「那是什麼？」Just Jack 指著一隻白色蠕動的精子問道。 對縮小後的捷兔跑者們而言，那隻精子大得跟一隻博美犬差不多。 「正是我要說的。」Tiny Balls老師回答。「那是一隻精子，黏在直腸壁上，正等著宿主的免疫系統把它清除掉。如果仔細看，你會發現它的臉長得跟 Pussy Magnet 一模一樣。」 還真的是。 在一頂蓬鬆的藍色假髮下，精子版 Pussy Magnet 的臉正痛苦地扭動掙扎著。 「我一直以為 Dick With A Bigger Cam 是一號。」Cherry Popper 小聲嘀咕。 “Why does that other sperm have a face like yours, Mr. Tiny Balls?” called out Just Jack. “Er… One question per hasher, please!” “What about that fleshy wall up ahead?” asked Tag Nut. “Well, that’s an unusual sight at this hash. This is a rectal hymen. Despite plenty of activity, no insertions have been long enough to penetrate this wall. In essence, Dick With A Bigger Cam still has his anal cherry.” Cherry Popper’s ears pricked up, and his face shone with inspiration. He immediately bolted for the Magic Party Bus, jumped into the driver’s seat, and revved the engine. “Take this, hymen!” he shouted as the bus sped forward. Dr. Anal Technology, who had stayed in his seat to relieve himself into a Starbucks coffee cup, spilled its contents everywhere. The crowd gasped as the bus bounced off a conveniently situated polyp, vaulted into the air, and burst through the hymen like a rockstar’s guitar through the skin of the kick drum. A backlog of effluent poured through, gushing over the hasher’s up to their thighs. Just Jack ran ahead, through the freshly popped cherry’s hole. “After those hashers!” shouted Mr. Tiny Balls. “On on!” 「那另外那隻精子怎麼長得跟你一樣，Tiny Balls老師？」Just Jack 又問。 「呃……每位捷兔跑者限問一個問題！」 「那前面那堵肉牆又是什麼？」Tag Nut 問。 「嗯⋯這在本捷兔算是相當少見的景象。」 「那是直腸處女膜。」 「雖然這裡活動頻繁，但從來沒有任何插入物夠長，能夠突破這層膜。換句話說，Dick With A Bigger Cam 的屁眼仍然保有他的第一次。」 Cherry Popper 聽到後，雙眼一亮，靈感瞬間湧現。 他立刻衝回神奇派對巴士，一屁股坐上駕駛座，猛踩油門。 「吃我這招吧，處女膜！」 巴士轟然衝出。 還留在座位上、正在用星巴克紙杯尿尿的 Dr. Anal Technology，手一抖，整杯內容物全灑了出來。 眾人倒吸一口氣。 巴士撞上一顆位置恰到好處的息肉，高高彈起，在空中劃出一道弧線，接著像搖滾巨星把吉他砸破大鼓鼓皮一般，狠狠撞穿了那層處女膜。 積壓已久的排泄物流瞬間決堤，洶湧灌出，淹沒所有哈友，直到大腿高度。 Just Jack 第一個衝向前方，穿過那個剛被「破處」留下的洞口。 「追上那些捷兔跑者們！」Tiny Balls老師大喊。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cherry Popper Cohare 副兔: Just Jack ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m L: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 南新宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/9pADWkV1zzq5XwAbA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Party bus leaves from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:15 派對巴士12:15從忠孝復興出發 Parking available near the run start A點有停車位 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Xin Zhong Tian Restaurant 新中天餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/JPfso7vmoE7sA5ZU6

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