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All the ladies on Wanli Beach turned their heads as Dr. Binlang and Horny Papa rolled into the parking lot in their 1958 betelnut-red Thunderbird convertible, complete with whitewall tires, white leather seats, and a smooth as butter 390 cubic inch V8. They wound down the windows so everyone could hear the classic German surf rock hit “Der Hai will heut’ nicht erscheinen” blasting out of the sound system. The boys had rizz. Even with Dr. B’s subwoofer turned up to 11, you could hear the panties dropping. Actually, it was a whole carrier bag of freshly stolen panties. 萬里海灘上的所有妹子，都在同一瞬間轉過頭來。 因為——Dr. Binlang 和 Horny Papa正開著他們那台 1958 年檳榔紅雷神鳥敞篷車滑進停車場。 白邊輪胎、白色真皮座椅，還有滑順到像奶油一樣的 390 V8 引擎。 兩人搖下車窗，讓全海灘都能聽見音響裡放著的經典德國衝浪搖滾：《Der Hai will heut’ nicht erscheinen》 這兩個男人——真的太會了。 就算 Dr. B 把重低音開到 11， 你還是能清楚聽見： 「啪答、啪答、啪答——」內褲掉滿地的聲音。 事實上——那是一整袋剛偷來的內褲。 Panty Pirate had been doing a spot of wild foraging in the women’s changing rooms. He had gathered several fistfuls of slips and thongs, and was about to head into the bushes to bury his treasure when from across the beach, Dr. Binlang’s and Horny Papa’s soundtrack reached his ears. “Arrr it is those landlubbers, Dr. Binlang and Horny Papa,” he muttered under his breath. “Those milk-livered knaves made me go and drop me panties, and I suspect many of the fine wenches here are doin’ the same.” He wasn’t wrong. As he approached the parking lot, he could barely see their car, surrounded as it was by bikini clad beauties, presumably from a nearby New Taipei Hash run. The crowds parted and Dr. Binlang and Horny Papa were standing topless, holding bags of flour, their torsos covered with lipstick phone numbers and LINE IDs. Panty Pirate 剛剛在女更衣室完成一波野外採集。 戰利品包括：絲襪、小褲褲、還有幾件不知道怎麼穿的東西。 他正準備進樹叢埋寶藏時，遠方傳來 Dr. Binlang 和 Horny Papa 的音樂聲。 「啊啊啊，是那兩個旱鴨子——Dr. Binlang 跟 Horny Papa。」Panty Pirate 咬牙低聲罵道。 「那兩個沒種的混蛋，害老子都差點把內褲掉下來。我敢說——這海灘上妹子的內褲也掉下來了。」他沒有說錯。 當 Panty Pirate 走近停車場時——他幾乎看不到那台車。 因為車子已經被一群比基尼辣妹團團圍住，看起來像附近某場新北捷兔跑來的。 人群分開，Dr. Binlang 和 Horny Papa 赤裸上身站在中央，手裡拿著裝著麵粉的袋子。 胸口和腹肌上全是：用口紅寫的電話號碼、LINE ID、還有看起來像今晚行程的東西 “Panty Pirate, have you come to join the party?” called Horny Papa. “Avast ye, Horny Papa!” scowled the salty seadog, “I sha’n’t accept yer skulduggerous invitation.” Panty Pirate drew his sword. “Only tell me this. How is it after all these years, yer milkshake still brings all the babes to the yard? Answer me or I’ll have yer guts for garters! Arr!” A brave young woman dressed as Sailor Moon* leapt out and shouted, “Because running makes you sexy!” “And so does drinking beer!” retorted Dr. Binlang, “Now ladies, who’s ready for 7.5 kilometers of slippery pleasure?” A chorus of feminine squeals and suspiciously low moans broke out among the crowd, and Dr. Binlang and Horny Papa disappeared into the hills, with the crowd in hot pursuit. * Later, upon closer inspection, Dr. Binlang discovered this young woman was, in fact, Fisting King. 「Panty Pirate！你也來加入派對嗎？」Horny Papa 大喊。 「閉嘴吧你，Horny Papa！」老海狗 Panty Pirate 臉色陰沉。 「老子才不會接受你這種奸詐混蛋的邀請！」 他拔出了劍。 「你只要回答我一件事——到底為什麼過了這麼多年，你們的精緻奶昔還是能把所有妹子吸來院子裡？不說清楚，老子就把你腸子拿來當吊襪帶！啊～～！」 這時——一位穿著水手月亮裝扮的勇敢少女跳了出來： 「因為跑步讓人變性感！」 「喝啤酒也是！」Dr. Binlang 立刻反擊。 「好了各位女士們—— 誰準備好來場 7.5 公里的濕滑快感啦？」 現場瞬間爆出一陣：女生尖叫聲、可疑低吟聲、還有一些不像跑步會發出的聲音 接著—— Dr. Binlang 和 Horny Papa 衝進山裡，而整群妹子也尖叫著緊追在後。 ＊事後經 Dr. Binlang 仔細確認— 那位「水手月亮少女」其實是： Fisting King！ Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Dr. Binlang Cohare 副兔: Horny Papa ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 24 May 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Wanli Green Bay Beach 翡翠灣沙灘 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Uh6iUu5JXWi6Hcx46 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take bus 953 and get off at Guting stop. 搭公車953到鼓亭然後走到A點 For drivers there’s a big free parking lot right beside the run start. 開車的話, A點的旁邊有免費停車場 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 阿美海鮮熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/4wzeRoKY4Saz8Ftt5

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May 24, 2026 (2:30 pm) – May 24, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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