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Just Mark held still as Serial Vapist lowered the VR headset over his eyes. “Prepare yourself, buddy. You’re about to cohare the first full immersion VR Hash,” said Serial Vapist, his voice muffled by the integrated noise canceling headphones penetrating Just Mark’s earholes. Just Mark 一動也不動地站著，任由 Serial Vapist 把 VR 頭盔慢慢罩到他臉上。 「準備好了嗎，老兄？你即將 成為副兔 史上第一個全沉浸式 VR 哈希。」 Serial Vapist 說，聲音被那副內建降噪、還很用力塞進 Just Mark 耳洞裡的耳機搞得悶悶的。 “Were the straps really necessary?” Just Mark called out. “You don’t want to act out the simulation in real life.” Serial Vapist let out a chuckle, but it sounded fake. Just Mark felt something cover his mouth. Duct tape? “Just part of the haptic interface,” Vapist’s voice whispered. His voice was in the earpieces now. “Breathe easy, my yawntutsyìp.” 「呃……真的有必要把我綁成這樣嗎？」Just Mark 喊道。 「你不會想把模擬內容帶到現實生活裡演出。」 Serial Vapist 乾笑了一聲——假到不行。 Just Mark 感覺有東西貼上他的嘴。膠帶？ 「這只是觸覺介面的一部分。」Vapist 的聲音在他耳機裡低聲說， 「放輕鬆呼吸，我的小美人。」 Darkness. Silence. Then a world flickered into life before Mark’s eyes. A trail unlike any on Earth. Knotted, throbbing vines hung heavy across trees as tall as skyscrapers. A dirt path winded gently downhill, begging to be run upon. “This is magic!” Just Mark thought to himself. He looked down to check out his body, but it was gone. In its place, a weird blue horse. 黑暗。寂靜。 接著，世界在他眼前亮了起來。一條地球上從未存在過的路線。 粗壯、糾結、微微搏動的藤蔓垂掛在摩天大樓般高的樹上。 一條土路緩緩向下蜿蜒，彷彿在低聲說：來跑我啊。 「這也太魔幻了吧！」Just Mark 在心裡吶喊。 他低頭想看看自己的身體——沒有了。 取而代之的，是一匹詭異的藍色馬。 His arms had become muscular forelegs. His hands were now hooves of insensate keratin. He tried to reach up and feel his long face, his tiny laterized eyes, the two long antennae growing out of his head, but instead he reared onto his hind legs. He tried to curse, but the words would not form themselves, and came out as a bestial roar. He landed on all fours again. Before him stood Serial Vapist, his skin a bright azure, his eyes huge and reptilian. “He’s one of those fucking Avatars!” thought Mark, “That creep has turned me into his fucking nerdhorse…” “Pa’li! Oeng tsaheyl sìyi,” said Serial Vapist, walking towards Mark with reins and bridle in his hand. Mark tried to turn and run, but he was clumsy in his new body. He fell heavily into the alien dust. 他的手臂變成結實的前腿； 雙手變成毫無知覺的角質蹄子。 他想摸摸自己那張拉長的臉、那對小小側向的眼睛、還有頭上冒出來的兩根長觸角—— 結果卻直接後腳站立。 他想罵髒話，卻只發出一聲野獸般的嘶吼。他重重落回四肢著地。 眼前站著 Serial Vapist——皮膚亮藍、眼睛巨大又像爬蟲類。 「靠……他是那種該死的阿凡達！」 Mark 心想，「那個變態把我變成他的宅宅藍馬了……」 「Pa’li! Oeng tsaheyl sìyi。」Serial Vapist 一邊說，一邊拿著韁繩和馬勒走向他。 Mark 想轉身逃跑，但新身體完全不聽使喚， 一個踉蹌，臉朝下摔進外星塵土裡。 “Syor… Tìng oe ngeyä tswin!” the blue Vapist declared, standing over Mark. From this angle, his loincloth was at best insufficient. Mark couldn’t even close his eyes as Serial Vapist’s legs wrapped around his thick neck. He felt Vapist’s braid seek out the antennae on his own head. They intertwined like mating snakes. Mark felt his identity disappearing. “Is this what hashing is?” he thought, as Vapist’s memories, mostly of erotic Avatar fan-fiction and Czech New Wave cinema, flooded his head. Vapist’s carnal desires became his own. He rose, with his new master perched atop his back. Vapist kicked his flank and tugged his mane. “Pa’li! Tul nìwin!” Vapist shouted. Just Mark understood now. Vapists thoughts were his thoughts. He galloped down the trail as fast as he could. Soon the hounds would follow. 「放輕鬆⋯ 給我你的辮子！」 藍色 Vapist 站在他上方宣告。從這個角度看，那塊纏腰布怎麼看都防護不足。 Mark 連閉眼都辦不到，Serial Vapist 的雙腿已經夾住他粗壯的脖子。 他感覺 Vapist 的辮子尋找著自己頭上的觸角——兩者纏繞在一起，像正在交配的蛇。 Mark 感覺自我正在消失。 「這……就是哈希 嗎？」Vapist 的記憶湧入他的腦海—— 大多是色情版阿凡達同人文，還有捷克新浪潮電影。 Vapist 的慾望，變成了他的慾望。 他站了起來，新主人騎在他背上。Vapist 踢了踢他的側腹，拉扯他的鬃毛。 「跑快點！恐馬」Vapist 大吼。 Just Mark 懂了。Vapist 的想法，就是他的想法。 他沿著路線狂奔起來，速度快到不能再快。 很快地，獵犬們就會追上來。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Serial Vapist Cohare 副兔: Just Mark ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7.5 km + Elevation / 爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 18 Jan 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Tianmu Park 天母公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/BLLTvnkz2fBrvMkm6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Shipai then take any of multiple buses (508, S36, 224, etc) then walk to A point 捷運石牌站然後可以搭很多公車（508， S36，224，等等）然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Cyclamen Garden Seafood Restaurant 仙客來海鮮庭園餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/LjK92j5YghXekT4z7

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January 18, 2026 (2:00 pm) – January 18, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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