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Hello, friends! Are you tired of finishing early and waiting for the walkers and short-runners to cross the finish line? Do you wish the beer checks had more to offer than beer, and always drink several cans and leave nothing for the latecomers? Does the phrase “half-marathon” make your genitals engorged? If so, then you are going to love this weekend’s run… you race-ist cunts! 哈囉各位朋友～你是不是常常跑太快，結果只能在終點乾等那些他媽的走路派跟選擇短路線卻又慢慢晃進來的笨蛋們？你是不是也希望啤酒補給站不要只提供啤酒，而且能讓每個人喝超過一瓶的限制，甚至不要讓晚到的人連個屁都沒有？還是你一聽到「半馬」這兩個字，下半身就開始燥熱蠢蠢欲動（？）以上如果有中到你的點，那你絕對不能錯過這週末的跑跑，你們這些天殺的熱血跑者（或應該稱呼為……跑步狂魔）！ This week, Claw Hand and Sperm Daddy are taking hashing to new lengths. The short is a perfectly reasonable 8-9km, and the long is a whopping 20km! Where’s Just Gay when we need him? It should go without saying, but walkers: please take the short this week. We don’t want to have to search 20km for you in the dark. Some of us have work on Monday! 本週的兔兔是由 Claw Hand 跟 Sperm Daddy 帶我們捷兔跑出一個新長度一個新的世界等級！短程大概是 8～9 公里，算很合理啦， 但長程直接尬到 20 公里！靠腰喔，Just Gay 這時候人在哪？我們這週真的有夠需要他的耶。不過還是要提醒一下：走路派及軟腳派請乖乖選擇短路線。沒有人想天黑還在山裡找人，大家週一還要上班欸！ To keep you fueled up, the hares have planned, not [just] beer, but food checks! One on the short, and three on the long. Hot food and desserts! How do scallion pancakes, Keelung oil rice, and taro balls sound? Sound good? And if I told you that they were free? Does that sound even better? If so, then take the long, and enjoy the generosity of our hares! If you’re planning to take the short and are worried there won’t be any taro balls for you, fret not: Sperm Daddy says he has some balls for you to suck on! 為了補充你們的體力，這次的兔兔們不只有準備啤酒，還設計了超豐盛的食～物～補～給～站！短路線有一站，長路線直接三站。有熱食、有甜點，吃好吃滿！蔥油餅、基隆油飯、芋圓，聽起來是不是超讚？而且，通通兔子們請客！你沒聽錯，感恩兔兔、讚嘆兔兔！所以想吃就來挑戰長路線，感受一下野兔們滿滿誠意與熱情！可是你要是跑短路線又怕吃不到芋圓的話怎麼辦？沒關係，Sperm Daddy 說，他還有別的蛋蛋可以給你吸喔（自己體會）。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Claw Hand Cohare 副兔: Sperm Daddy ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B L: 20 km + Elevation/爬升: 750 m S: 8.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 9 Nov 2025 Time: Hares off at 11:00 兔子十一點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Jieyukeng Fude Palace A點：傑魚坑福德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/y4oaaEaQCawJ5r19A B: Ruifang Sports Park B點：瑞芳運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/VjzCXtaYavRSyMTb6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA Train to Ruifang then walk to Run Start or Take Buses 1061 or 1062 to Run Start 台鐵到瑞芳站然後走步到A點或者公車1061或1062到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* DIY

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November 9, 2025 (10:00 am) – November 9, 2025 (6:00 pm)

A: Jieyukeng Fude Palace A點：傑魚坑福德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/y4oaaEaQCawJ5r19A B: Ruifang Sports Park B點：瑞芳運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/VjzCXtaYavRSyMTb6