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Praying For Man Tits looked up from his desk as Small Potential burst through the door, wielding three plastic boxes. “I have the specimens you requested, GM!” With calm superiority, Professor Man Tits ushered Small Potential into his insectorium, leaving his typewriter dangerously unattended. “Now, Small Potential, show me the Minimus testiculii.” “Eh?” “Let me see the Tiny Balls you captured,” explained Mantits, growing more urgent, and aroused. Praying For Man Tits從辦公桌前抬起頭，只見Small Potential猛地推門而入，揮舞著手中三個塑膠盒。 「會長！你要的標本我拿到了！！」 Praying For Man Tits帶著一絲沉穩的優越感，領著Small Potential走進他的昆蟲標本室， 任由打字機處在無人看管且十分危險的處境。 「現在，Small Potential，給我看看迷你睾丸蟲」 「蛤？」 「讓我看看你抓到的Tiny Balls！！」Praying For Man Tits語氣急促並帶著一絲興奮 Small Potential opened the first container, extracting a writhing pink worm. “Useless!” bemoaned Mantits, “This is clearly a Walktalkus cumii. Note the lack of freckles, and the loose anal cavity. This won’t do at all.” Small Potential打開第一個盒子，取出一條扭動的粉紅色蟲蟲 「不對！」”Praying For Man Tits哀嘆道，「這明明是庫米步足蟲，它身上沒有雀斑，肛門也很鬆弛，這根本不行！」 “Sorry, boss” whimpered Small Potential. He opened the second box, and lifted out another pitiful creature. “Wrong again!” bellowed the new GM. “For starters, what possible use could I have for a female? Next, this is a Sexagintanovem percentigae. Notice the lack of boobs and whiny vocalizations. Interestingly, this one is known to occasionally mate with the Tiny Balls.” “Not if I can help it!” squeaked the S. percentigae. 「對不起，老闆…」Small Potential哭哭啼啼的說著並打開第二個盒子，又拿出一條可憐的生物。 「又錯了！！！」新GM怒吼道 「首先，我到底要個雌性生物做什麼？再來，這是七彩蟻。它沒有ㄋㄟㄋㄟ，叫聲也像個怨婦。不過有趣的是，據說這種生物偶爾會和Tiny Balls交配。」 「只要我是有用的就不是錯誤！」七彩蟻吱吱叫著。 “You’ve got one more chance, Small Potential,” Man Tits said, wagging a finger, and more besides. SP could hardly release the lid of the third box, his fingers quivering much like Professor Man Tits’ running shorts. He extracted from the damp soil a filthy German man. Mantits looked more disappointed than angry. 「你還有最後一次機會，Small Potential」Praying For Man Tits搖著手指不斷地說著 Small Potential費了好大勁才打開第三個箱子的蓋子，他的手指顫抖得就像Praying For Man Tits的跑步短褲一樣，他從潮濕的泥土裡掏出一個髒兮兮的德國男人 Praying For Man Tits看起來更多的是失望而不是憤怒。 “A common Shitface… I suppose it’s my fault for giving you too much responsibility.” The professor sighed. The sigh of a man looking ahead at 50 more weeks of stupidity. “I’ll tell you what. Try again, Small Potential, and take that vile creature with you. I’ll lock up the other two. Look around Yangmingshan, and this time take some flour. It’ll do for this week’s run.” 「一個普通的Shitface…我想這都是我的錯，我不該給你太多責任」Praying For Man Tits嘆了口氣。那是一聲嘆息，彷彿預告著接下來還有五十週的愚蠢工作要做。 「我告訴你…Small Potential，再試一次，把那個卑鄙的生物帶走。我會把另外兩個關起來。去陽明山附近轉轉吧！這次帶點麵粉，這週跑步用得著。」 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Small Potential Cohare 副兔: Shitface ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B 8.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 14 Dec 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Yangmingshan Bus Terminal 陽明山總站 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ziZWX7XVTzdXnXSM8 B: Beitou5hao Park 北投5號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/qr7UG1pa4vNE5iLz5?g_st=ipc ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take any bus to Yangmingshan Bus Terminal. The 260 bus goes from Taipei Main Station to the YMS bus terminal with many stops along the way. This bus is quite frequent. Another option is MRT to Shipai then Bus S8 to the run start, but this bus is less frequent, only once every half hour. 有很多公車可以選擇去陽明山總站。比如說捷運石牌站轉搭公車小8到A點 For drivers, you can park at A point or B point. Buses 230 and S9 run between A point and just across from Xinbeitou station. You have to walk a few hundred meters from the bus stop to the precise location of the B. 開車的人可以把車停在A點或B點然後搭公車230或小9, 會在A跟B之間來回 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Kahu Craft Beer Garden Pizza Bash 0903 432 639 https://maps.app.goo.gl/eK9DUtg4R74aGTbm8

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A: Yangmingshan Bus Terminal 陽明山總站 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ziZWX7XVTzdXnXSM8 B: Beitou5hao Park 北投5號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/qr7UG1pa4vNE5iLz5?g_st=ipc