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Setting: A courtroom. Old wood panels line the walls. A large TwH³ logo mounted above the judge’s throne. Judge presiding: His Dishonour Justice Man Tits Prosecutor: 2nd Man In Defence: Just John * 場景：法庭。牆壁上鑲嵌著老舊的木板。法官寶座上方懸掛著一個巨大的 TwH³ 標誌。 主審法官：恥辱大法官，Justice Man Tits 檢察官：2nd Man In 辯護律師：Just John MAN TITS: Bring in the prisoner! The defendant, Loves Two Swallows is shoved into the room, decked in chains. His bare feet drag across the cold stone floor. His jailer, Mr. Sausage Esq. leers from behind. SAUSAGE: Hurry up ya cunt! MAN TITS: Thank you, Mr. Sausage. 2nd Man In? IN: Thank you, Your Dishonor. This motherfucker is charged with haring a trail with too much river tracing, not enough flour, and stupid fucking checks. MAN TITS：把犯人帶進來！ 被告Loves Two Swallows被推入房間，全身戴著鐐銬。他赤腳拖在冰冷的石板地上。他的獄卒Mr. Sausage在後面不懷好意地盯著他。 Mr. Sausage：快點，你這混蛋！ MAN TITS：謝謝你，Mr. Sausage。2nd Man In？ 2nd Man In：謝謝你，恥辱大法官。這混蛋被控告做的路線太多的溯溪、太少的麵粉和愚蠢的謎題。 MAN TITS: Understood. Defence? JOHN: Aww, go on, cut him some slack, guvnor. He’s a nice enough lad. He doesn’t know no better. It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame. MAN TITS: Is this lawyer even a hasher? Stand up, prisoner. Loves Two Swallows shuffles nervously in his rags. JOHN: He’s already standing, Your Dishonour. MANTITS: Never mind. Young man, have you learned your lesson? SWALLOWS: Yessir. MANTITS: It says here you’ve planned a new trail to pay for your crimes. SWALLOWS: Yessir. MAN TITS：明白了。辯護律師？ JOHN：哎呀～別這樣，長官，饒了他吧。他是個挺好的孩子，只是不懂事。他確實有錯，但是是社會該負起相應的責任! MAN TITS：確定這律師是捷兔跑者嗎？？？！！！站起來，囚犯。 Loves Two Swallows穿著破爛的衣服，坐立不安地挪動。 JOHN：他已經站起來了，恥辱大法官。 MAN TITS：算了。年輕人，你學到教訓了嗎？ Loves Two Swallows：是的，長官。 MAN TITS：上面寫著你已經計畫了一條新的路線來償還你的罪行。 Loves Two Swallows：是的，長官。 MANTITS: And no river tracing this time I hope, you little rascal? SWALLOWS: Oh no, mister. This one starts at the same A-point as last year. The Short only has 450 meters of elevation, and we’re preparing a whole roast pig which will definitely be ready on time! MANTITS: Whatever. I only came to this trail because someone said “See you in Cort.” MAN TITS：這次沒有溯河路線了吧？你這小傢伙！ Loves Two Swallows：哦，不，先生。這次的起點和去年一樣。短的路線只有450公尺的爬升，並且我們會準備一整隻烤乳豬，保證能準時出爐！ MANTITS：隨便。我參與這次的路線只是因為有人說「等等法院見！」。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Loves Two Swallows Cohare 副兔: Just John ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 450 m L: 9 km + Elevation/爬升: 450 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 21 Dec 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 汐止興善宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/87xLxx2dARc2gQkL7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Dahu Park then Bus S3 to Xingshan Temple then walk to A point 捷運大湖公園站然後公車小3到興善宮站然後走到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 千里達企業有限公司 https://maps.app.goo.gl/87xLxx2dARc2gQkL7

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December 21, 2025 (2:00 pm) – December 21, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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