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Autumn. As the harvest moon rises and All Hallows Eve approaches, we witness a rare spectacle: the mating ritual of Fly. “Ooh, I love nature documentaries,” said WWTTBBWW. In order to attract her mate, Fly Fucker, Fly must prove her worth through the process of haring. She has spent weeks stockpiling flour and planning a special route, aided by the generosity of her symbiotic hare, Free Boobs. “Ooh, is this a sexy nature documentary?” asked WWTTBBWW. 秋天。隨著豐收之月升起，萬聖節即將到來，我們即將目睹一場罕見的奇觀：蒼蠅的求偶儀式。「喔，我喜歡自然紀錄片，」會長WWTTBBWW 說道。在這個時候，Fly就要展現出她的渾身解術去吸引她命定的雄性伴侶Fly Fucker。這包括了設計路線、囤積麵粉、尋找記號標記，還找來了她最信任的麻吉Free Boobs一起來處理規劃。「喔喔喔喔喔，這其實是一個情色愛情動作自然紀錄片吧！」WWTTBBWW興奮起來。 The path before them is treacherous. Hounds will try to catch Fly and Free Boobs, keeping them from Fly Fucker, while the hares’ only defense against these predators is white check marks, a 15 minute head start, and tits out for the boys. “You can do it, Fly! JiaYou” said WWTTBBWW. If the hares are successful, Fly will be reunited with Fly Fucker, who has prepared a nest next to a cooler of their natural food source—beer. Once sufficiently inebriated, the two flies shall mate, and lay their eggs in a safe location: inside the GM. “Sorry, what?!” said WWTTBBWW. 她們的路程充滿挑戰，因為獵狗跑者們會追著她們跑，阻止 Fly 跟她的交配王Fly Fucker相遇。而她們唯一的防身術，就只是：提早15分鐘起跑、畫上檢查標記、以及最重要的：把奶子拿出來讓那些笨男人分心。「Fly加油！我對妳有信心！」WWTTBBWW舉起啤酒大喊。 只要她們成功撐到終點，Fly 就能在啤酒箱旁邊與交配王Fly Fucker相會，一起築巢飲酒作樂。等兩隻蒼蠅都喝掛之後，就會順利完成自然使命，在一個最安全、最溫暖、最潮濕的地方產卵，也就是在會長們的體內。「靠北！？這是什麼劇情啦！」WWTTBBWW驚呼。 Watch, as the two flies synchronize their wing beats and buzz in a harmonious love duet, while repeatedly stinging the GM in the scrotum. “Ow. Ow! OW! That hurts! I don’t like this documentary anymore!” As the venom spreads, Fly and Fly Fucker embrace with all six legs, as Fly threads her ovipositor through the entire length of the GM’s urethra. “AAAAAHH! Get it out!! This isn’t even my month to GM! Why me!?” After laying over fifty thousand eggs, the Fly withdraws. Nourished by their unwilling host, the parasitic larvae will develop and grow rapidly, until they are ready to painfully claw forth and burst into the world. “And how long will that take?” Approximately ten seconds. “What? Uhh! AaH! AAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!” 看看，當兩隻蒼蠅在和諧的愛情二重唱中同步翅膀的節拍和嗡嗡聲時，同時反覆刺痛陰囊中的夭壽會長。 「哦。 哦！ 哦！ 那很疼！ 我不再喜歡這部紀錄片了！」 隨著毒液的蔓延，Fly和Fly Fucker用六條腿擁抱，Fly將她的卵管穿過會長尿道的整個長度。 「啊啊啊！ 把它弄出來！！ 這甚至不是我做會長主持的月份！ 為什麼是我！？」 在產下五萬多個蛋後，蒼蠅退出了。 在它們不情願的宿主的滋養下，寄生幼蟲將迅速發育和生長，直到它們準備好痛苦地爪出並衝向世界。 「那需要多長時間？」 大約十秒鐘。 「什麼？ 呃！ 啊哈！ 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！」 Happy Halloween, Hashers! 萬聖節快樂，跑者們 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Fly Cohare 副兔: Free Boobs ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6 km + Elevation/爬升: 200 m S: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 26 Oct 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Guishan Xinjitang 龜山新濟堂 https://maps.app.goo.gl/sBVM7Jnfe9So57kP7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Huilong then walk, there are no u-bike stations near the run start 搭車到”回龍”捷運站”，走過去約2km，集合點無uBike。 Drivers: Don’t use Google Maps for navigating as it will take you into narrow streets in a residential area. See the driving directions in the post below or park and walk. 開車者”千萬不要、千萬不要、千萬不要”很重要所以說三次，千萬不要開Google導航跟著走!! 會開到極為狹隘的住宅區，超級難開，而且路不通。 看一下下面的貼文，過7-Eleven看到”巴頓企業總部”後車速放慢。從檳榔攤旁邊小弄右轉進去，走水溝道，往前開一下就到了。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBD

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October 26, 2025 (2:00 pm) – October 26, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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