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“Of all the dumb ideas you’ve had, this has to be the dumbest,” said PDO. “Shut up! I’m the hare, you must do as I say,” said Bamboo, unconvincingly. “Braaaa,” said the baby panda that Bamboo was carrying in a drawstring bag on his back. “I mean, to kidnap a panda!? What were you thinking?” whined PDO. “Pandas love bamboo, everyone knows that,” said Bamboo, as the two jumped into bushes to avoid being spotted by the police helicopters. “This one seems to love beer,” said PDO, as the panda finished off another can from the bag. 「在你所有蠢到爆的點子裡，這個應該可以排冠軍了吧，」PDO忍不住吐槽。「閉嘴啦！我是主兔耶，你只要聽我的指揮就好了，」Bamboo超心虛地回嘴。「咩～」那隻被他背在後背袋裡的小熊貓發出一聲醉醺醺的叫聲。 「你竟然綁架一隻熊貓！？你腦袋是進水了嗎？」PDO快崩潰了。「熊貓愛竹子嘛，全台灣連國小生都知道ㄟ，」Bamboo邊說邊跟PDO跳進灌木叢，閃避上空正在搜查的警用直升機。「這隻看起來很愛喝啤酒耶，」PDO說，看著熊貓又咕嚕咕嚕乾掉一罐台啤。 This heist had been a disaster from the beginning. Sure, it took them through lots of forest with nice views of Xizhi district, had plenty of fresh air, and the occasional sprig of bamboo leaves for the cub to munch on; but who would have guessed the zoo had so much security? After a lot of winding trails, the trio found themselves in the middle of Ren’ai bridge. On one end, the animal control cops were fast approaching. On the other end stood 70% Gay. 這場搶案從一開始就注定是災難。雖然沿路經過很多山林小徑，風景還不錯，還能遠眺汐止的天際線，空氣新鮮到不像話，小熊貓也偶爾啃幾口路邊的竹葉………但，誰會料到台北市立動物園的保全系統這麼厲害？繞了一大圈後，三人困在了高聳的仁愛橋中間。一邊是動保糾察隊快追上來了，另一邊則站著我們的會長70% Gay。 “Don’t worry, comrade, I’ve come to rescue you er,” said 70% Gay. “I think she’s talking to the panda,” said PDO. “Braaa,” said the baby panda, somewhat drunk. “Spare us, GM, and in return we’ll turn our escape path into this week’s hash run trail,” said Bamboo. “That’s a pretty lousy deal,” said 70% Gay. “Well, this is a pretty contrived plot,” said Bamboo. Hey! Don’t sass me, or I’ll write you into a cliffhanger! “Braaa,” said the baby panda, jumping off the bridge with the only parachute. 「別怕，同志，我是來救你的呀，」70% Gay氣勢萬千地說。「她應該是在跟熊貓講話吧，」PDO小聲說道。「咩～」喝茫的小熊貓悠悠地應了一聲。「放過我們啦，偉大的會長，做為回報，我們可以把這個逃跑設計成這週的跑跑路線好不好？」Bamboo開始求情。「這交易爛到爆ㄦ啊，」70% Gay面無表情。「不然你以為這劇情能有多合理？本來這裡就是是硬寫的，」Bamboo回嘴。嘿！嘴巴再壞一點，小心作家我馬上給你寫成連載斷頭劇情喔！「咩～～」酒醉的小熊貓突然高呼一聲，然後毫不猶豫從橋上躍下，而且還順便搶走了唯一逃命的降落傘。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Bamboo Cohare 副兔: PDO ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6 km + Elevation/爬升: 370 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 19 Oct 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Xizhi Renai Bridge 汐止汐平路二段仁愛橋 https://maps.app.goo.gl/EAjMSKMtoYfETQWN9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA to Xizhi then bus F905 or F920 to Renai Bridge 台鐵到汐止然後公車F905或F920到仁愛橋 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 古早風味甕仔雞-汐止店 226481808 https://maps.app.goo.gl/oonXr58yge1kZFvs5

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October 19, 2025 (2:00 pm) – October 19, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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