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What do you think of when you think of Bali? Beautiful beaches, coastal trails, amazing waterside views and… you are thinking of Bali, Taiwan, not Bali, Indonesia, right? Yes? Great! The Leash agrees: there is something magical about the trails in Bali, with huge cliffs and majestic trees and the smells of the PopSmile Popcorn Factory wafting through the trees. Mmm, buttery goodness. 一講到Bali，你會想到什麼？海灘、河岸步道、超美的海景…嗯，你現在腦海里的畫面裡想的是台北淡水對面的八里，不是印尼的峇里島，對吧？對啦！沒錯啦！The Leash 也這樣覺得：八里的步道有一種莫名的魔力，高聳的斷崖、粗壯的大樹，還有卡滋爆米花工廠飄來的香味，整個走起來就是有夠香～奶油味根本逼人犯罪。 The Leash knows all the best places… but before she can share them with us, she needs to find a good co-hare. She ordered one from TaoBao, and it should be arriving at the Port of Taipei any second now. The Leash waited for her container to be unloaded by the dock. She took a crowbar to the crate, and out from the styrofoam packing peanuts came a pristine, virgin hare: Just Xiao-Liao. “Gasp! There’s no air in that shipping container,” said Just Xiao-Liao, “why didn’t you let me take the bus from Guangdu MRT like everyone else?” The Leash 知道八里各個最棒最美最酷的私密地方…但要跟大家一起分享這些秘境景點，她首先需要一隻靠得住的副兔來幫忙。於是她馬上在淘寶上訂了一隻副兔。現在這個訂單的貨櫃正在運送中，馬上就要進入台北港了。The Leash 在碼頭等著她的貨，她拿著撬棍霸氣地撬開貨櫃，從一堆保麗龍中間，翻出了原裝進口最新鮮的處男副兔Just Xiao Liao！撕開層層保鮮膜，Just Xiao Liao忽然大大深吸了一口新鮮空氣，睜開眼睛醒來！ 「嗚哇！這貨櫃裡根本沒空氣啊！」Just Xiao Liao慘叫，「妳怎麼就不能像個正常人一樣預訂時的運送方式選擇讓我從關渡捷運站搭個公車來呢？」 Want more reasons to go to Bali? Wishing for more detailed descriptions of the run and the scenic charms you may encounter along the way? Waiting for me to somehow incorporate the GMs and an implied sex act into this text? Wondering what Dr. Binlang was up to during this time? The answer to all your questions involves a new and unpopular flavor of popcorn cooking oil that’s as addicting as it is totally unsuitable as a personal lubricant. 還需要更多理由來跑這次的八里亂嗎？是不是非常想知道這週到底要怎麼亂、沿路有什麼美景？還是在等著我們文書組把會長們做的各種不太適合在家庭聚餐提的話題而且又老少不宜的行為寫進來？又或是好奇Dr. Binlang在老婆The Leash出外探路時都在幹什麼東東？這些問題的答案通通跟一款最新口味的爆米花有關……..這款鮮少人知的新口味真的非常涮嘴，讓人上癮到完全不適合拿來當私人潤滑劑。真的是又香又絲滑但不能亂用喔！ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: The Leash Cohare 副兔: Just Xiao-Liao ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 5 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m L: 9 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 7 Sep 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Shuixinggong Park 水興公公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/te1wUELt7rTqZ125A ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Guandu Station then R13 to Shuixinggong Parking available nearby 從關渡捷運站搭「紅13」到水興公 附近有停車位 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* The Shack 野菇屋Pizza 八里店 https://maps.app.goo.gl/W7ZHzsEhWTVAFx3HA

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September 7, 2025 (2:30 pm) – September 7, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Shuixinggong Park 水興公公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/te1wUELt7rTqZ125A