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Cherry Popper was waiting at the trailhead in Shuangxi for Flasher. It wasn’t like him to be so late. Eventually Flasher showed up, drenched in sweat, and with his chest hair shaved into the shape of a bra. “Sorry I’m late. I stopped in Wai’ao, to help the Formosa Hashers with their bikini run,” said Flasher. “That explains the bikini you shaved into your chest,” said Cherry Popper. “Shaved? Oh, this,” said Flasher, who then held his nose and mouth and exhaled, and suddenly a full carpet of hair sprouted forth to fill in the shaved areas. “There, now I’m fully dressed. Ready to recce?” Cherry Popper正在雙溪的起跑點處等著Flasher過來一起探路。遲到這件事情實在很不像是他的作風啊。 終於，Flasher出現了，他汗流浹背，胸前的毛剃成了一件奶罩的形狀。 「拍謝拍謝我遲到了！我剛剛經過外澳時，在那停留了一陣子，幫忙福爾摩沙捷兔美女們辦的比基尼跑跑。」Flasher 解釋。「原來如此，難怪你的胸毛被你剃成了奶罩的模樣。」Cherry Popper說。「蛤？剃毛？喔喔喔，你說這個喔，」Flasher一派輕鬆回答，然後就像坐飛機耳壓過高時那樣，他捏起鼻子閉緊嘴巴再用力吹一口氣。突然，滿滿滿的胸毛一大片一大片地像發芽的草藤們全部冒出來，補滿了剃光的區域。「好了，現在我穿戴整齊了。我們去探路吧！」 “Wait, did you run here all the way from Wai’ao?” asked Cherry Popper. “Yes, after I finished running there from Taipei,” replied Flasher. “Why didn’t you take the train?” asked Cherry Popper. “What’s a train?” asked Flasher. “It’s a high speed transport vehicle for multiple passengers,” said Cherry Popper. “What’s a vehicle?’ asked Flasher. “It’s a machine that lets you cover long distances quickly without running,” said Cherry Popper. “Why would I do that?” asked Flasher. “Never mind,” said Cherry Popper, “you work on the trail, I’ll tell the other hashers how to get to the run start from Taipei.” “Include directions from Wai’ao,” said Flasher, “as it’s nearby, and that way hashers can do the Formosa Hash bikini run Saturday and then our run on Sunday!” 「等等，你說你是從外澳一路跑過來的嗎？」 Cherry Popper覺得不可思議。「對啊，我從台北跑去外澳，現在才剛從外澳跑來這裡。」Flasher不假思索回答。「靠邀，你為什麼不坐火車啊？」Cherry Popper問。「火車是什麼東西？」Flasher疑惑。「那是一種高速運行的大眾運輸工具，可以載很多乘客！」副兔回答。「運輸工具是什麼東西？」主兔疑惑。「除了用兩條腿跑之外，那是一種會移動有引擎的機器，可以載著人類快速移動很長的距離。」Cherry Popper不厭其煩地解釋道。「我已經有兩條腿了，我為什麼需要那種東西？」Flasher問。「算了算了，你開心就好。」副兔完全放棄，「你就繼續專心設計這次的路線，我來告訴其他的跑者們怎麼方便地從台北來到這裡吧。」「別忘了順便告知怎麼從外澳過來這裡。那邊有很多漂亮的比基尼美眉們應該一起過來跑我們的路線。」Flasher不忘提醒，「而且剛剛好，週六跑比基尼，週日跑台灣健龍捷兔。在這附近住一晚真是爽！」 After preparing a spectacular new trail, with river tracing and climbing, the two decided they still weren’t wet enough and ran to Wai’ao to enjoy a hot spring. They undressed and showered, but before they could enter the tub, the bath attendant stopped them. “Hey, you can’t enter like that!” said the attendant. “What do you mean?” asked Cherry Popper. “This is a naked hot spring, and he is clearly wearing a sweater and fleece pants,” said the attendant. “Sigh, I’ll go shave,” said Flasher. 探好了路，兩隻兔子對這個又有朔溪又有攀爬的美麗路線十分滿意，於是跑去外澳泡溫泉慶祝。就當他們脫掉髒衣服沖洗後打算進入池中，管溫泉的大叔突然衝出來對著他們大喊「喂喂喂，你們不可以這樣入池！」 「蛤？為什麼？」Cherry Popper問道。「這裡是裸湯溫泉，你的朋友上下半身全身都穿著毛茸茸的衣服，禁止進入！」大叔義正嚴辭。「好啦，看來我真的要去剃毛了。」Flasher說。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Flasher Cohare 副兔: Cherry Popper ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 9 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 10 August 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 三貂南天宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kNKkqWHt8umnZqQ4A ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA train to Shuangxi 台鐵到雙溪站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBD

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August 10, 2025 (2:30 pm) – August 10, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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