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Here’s a fun fact: the first cloned animal, Dolly the Sheep, was named after busty American country music legend Dolly Parton, because the cells used to make her came from a sheep’s nipples. Speaking of sheep-shaggers, Period has decided that his upcoming run shall also be named after Dolly Parton. Why? “Because it ain’t flat!” If you’re wondering how Period is going to manage a run like that with the rusted hinges that are his knees, he won’t. Taking care of the hills will be a spry young hasher: Vulture! With receding locks of ivory hair, Vulture’s youthful vitality brings all the aunties to the trail! 來喔，冷知識時間到了！你知道第一隻被複製出來的動物「桃莉羊」是怎麼取名的嗎？答案是-美國鄉村音樂界的傳奇大姐大 Dolly Parton（桃莉·巴頓）！為什麼是她呢？因為複製這隻羊用的細胞，是從真正羊的奶頭那邊來的啦……你懂的，豐滿傳奇，名副其實。說到羊咩咩，就不得不提我們這次的主兔-Period！他決定把自己這週的跑跑命名為「桃莉巴頓亂」。為什麼呢？他說：「因為這路真的超～級～不平！」就跟桃莉本人一樣，該高的地方高，該抖的地方抖。不過你可能會想問：欸？Period那兩個像鐵門生鏽的膝蓋是要怎麼踢得出這種路線？放心，他自己也知道不行，所以他特地找了另一位赫赫有名年輕有勁活力四射的跑路副兔-Vulture！這位雖然髮線逐漸登山，但整體精神還是很「青」，活力旺到連師奶們都忍不住說一句：「欸這位小鮮肉哪裡找的啦？」他的登山魅力，連蚊子都想跟。 These truly well seasoned hashers are going to create a splendid run, and catching them won’t be easy! Well, it will be easy for one person: Jolene, I mean, Just Gay. Hares say he solves checks in his sleep, and there’s nothin’ I can do to keep from sighing when he’s first again: Just Gay. 這場跑，想追到野兔們是真的不簡單。但對某人來說絕對是小菜一碟，那就是我們的萬年破風手：Just Gay（不要誤會人家名字就是叫這樣）！ 據說他根本不用睜開眼睛就能找出檢查點後面隱藏的路線，跑在前面是日常，讓人看到他跑第一名只想歎氣：「唉，果然又是 Just Gay……」 I’m not asking you not to win. It’s like I told 2nd Man In: catching the hares causes much delay. Shitty Shrinkage has these words for you: his chance at third depends on you, and whatever you decide to do, Just Gay. Just Gay, Just Gay, Just Gay, Just Gay! I’m begging of you, please don’t catch these men. Just Gay, Just Gay, Just Gay, Just Gay! Please don’t catch them just because you can. 我們不是叫你Just Gay 放水啦，但就像我們一直跟 2nd Man In 講的一樣：「一直追到兔子只會讓你跑得更久！」Shitty Shrinkage說得更明白：我能不能擠上前三名，就看你啦，Just Gay。 Just Gay～ Just Gay～ Just Gay～ Just Gay～拜託你，這次不要再抓人了～ Just Gay～ Just Gay～ Just Gay～ Just Gay～別只是因為你可以，就真的抓到他們～ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Period Cohare 副兔: Vulture ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 230 m L: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 17 August 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Taiwan POW Memorial and Peace Park (Kinkaseki POW Camp) 國際終戰和平紀念園區 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nxEKXFwU2ZdsK6e49 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Zhongxiao Fuxing MRT then Bus #1062 or Banqiao MRT then bus #965 捷運忠孝復興站然後公車1062，或者捷運板橋站然後公車965 Parking, 停車位： https://maps.app.goo.gl/RyNJGdoVKc3qG2ZV7 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Chuen Ji Hall 金瓜石勸濟堂 https://maps.app.goo.gl/eR63KCtY5t9PrvZJ9

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August 17, 2025 (2:30 pm) – August 17, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Taiwan POW Memorial and Peace Park (Kinkaseki POW Camp) 國際終戰和平紀念園區 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nxEKXFwU2ZdsK6e49