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Send your thoughts and prayers and dick-pics to Slobbo Tamer, who is recovering from knee surgery to patch up those third-degree rug burns. While we wait, her loyal hound with the third-degree sideburns, TeenVolf, will be haring the run. Slobbo Tamer claims she’ll be co-haring “remotely,” whatever that means. She’s already been doing virtual recces, tracking her partner by drone through that microchip she implanted in his ballsack, while he’s been practicing marking the trail the same way he marks his territory. No fair catching her on the run day, then, as she’ll probably spend the whole run at the beer check! 快點把你的思念、禱告和赤裸的露鳥照片發給Slobbo Tamer，這將有力地幫助剛剛做完膝蓋手術的她快速恢復。以防你好奇她怎麼了，因為跪著做太多不可說的活動，她的膝蓋頭在不斷前後摩擦下看起來就像三級燒燙傷一樣。在等待她強勢回歸的這一段時間，她忠誠信義的三級帥氣鬢角獵狗TeenVolf將會和她一起做兔子帶領大家跑這個路線。Slobbo Tamer聲稱不管如何她將會「遠端」計劃這條路線。透過無人機以及追蹤在她的愛人TeenVolf蛋蛋裡植入的微晶片，她已經做了好幾次雲端虛擬的探路。她甚至清楚知道副兔一直在練習標記蹤跡，就像他標記自己的地盤一樣。想都別想在跑步時要抓住這隻兔子，因為她整個跑步的過程應該會拿著她的拐杖賴在啤酒補給站裡。 Speaking of beer checks, the hares promise a nice, drippy, steamy, wet run for a hot summer day: there will be river tracing, water falls, water slides, and a swimming hole where the beer check is located! As WWTTBBWW says to Minor Pusher, prepare to get wet! Unlike Minor Pusher, you probably will. Speaking of watersports, the run will end at the hares’ garden, with a pool, hot shower, cold shower, golden shower, beer on ice, and a catered BBQ bash! If you’ve ever been to a Slobbo Tamer / TeenVolf BBQ, you know they’re experts at slinging meat, but please pre-register for the bash so that they can prepare enough food in advance. Your taste buds will thank you, and, as 70% Gay says to Tiny Balls before ending a marathon edging session, you’ll be glad you came! 說到啤酒補給站，野兔們承諾在這個炎熱的夏天裡有一個超讚、讓人流口水、煙霧裊繞，濕涼舒爽的路線：沿路有朔溪、瀑布、水道溜滑梯、甚至在啤酒補給的旁邊會有一個水池讓你游泳。就像我們會長WWTTBBWW擠眉弄眼色誘似地對Minor Pusher說的，要準備會濕身喔！但不像冷酷的Minor Pusher，你真的會濕身，很濕很濕的那種。說到弄濕的活動，這趟路線的終點會在兔子們家裡的前院，那邊有個泳池、有熱水澡、冷水澡、黃金澡、冰涼的啤酒還有專人烤肉派對！如果你去過Slobbo Tamer / TeenVolf的派對，你就知道他們是處理肉的專家，但請提前報名，讓他們可以提前準備足夠的食物。 你的味蕾會感謝你的，就像70% Gay在快要結束艱難馬拉松之前對Tiny Balls說的那樣：真的太值得ㄦ啦！ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: TeenVolf Cohare 副兔: Slobbo Tamer / Clitorysseus ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 27 July 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Slobbo Tamer & TeenVolf’s Mountain Retreat https://maps.app.goo.gl/hPxKFBfetGq3qHqWA ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shipai Station then bus 508/S8/S36 to run start 捷運石牌站然後公車508/小8/小36到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* BBQ at Slobbo Tamer & TeenVolf’s Mountain Retreat https://maps.app.goo.gl/hPxKFBfetGq3qHqWA

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July 27, 2025 (2:30 pm) – July 27, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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