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Cock Hunter was prepared. She had her machete, her dog whistle, and the extra-strong leashes. Now, she and her specially-trained pack of vicious attack corgis could set off into the jungle between Shipai and Beitou. Their mission had two objectives. First, to carve out a brand new trail in areas that haven’t been hashed for years, maybe decades; beautiful and runnable for humans and dogs alike. Second, to flush out a new co-hare for her run. Her usual parner, Cock Prey Love, was out of action after he was mauled in an accident involving a pack of vicious attack corgis. Cock Hunter 完成了萬全準備。她帶了新鮮磨好的開山刀刀、精製的狗狗哨子和軍用級超高負荷力的狗狗牽繩。現在，她和她的那群具備特殊訓練、勇猛如海軍陸戰隊等級的短腿柯基犬犬準備出發前往石牌和北投之間的叢林。他們的任務有兩個。第一，去找出一條前所未有沒有捷兔跑過但又環境優美人狗皆宜的路線。（好吧，不能說前所未有但至少這幾十年來沒有被探索過的）。第二，為她的路線找出一個新的活力十足的副兔。話說她平常的御用副兔Cock Prey Love 在一次與一群不具名的海軍陸戰隊等級的短腿柯基犬犬隊事故中掛彩，目前屬於半癱瘓狀態。 Cock Hunter wasn’t the only one hacking away at some dense bush. In the jungle she found the two Taiwan Hash GM’s, 70% Gay and WWTTBBWW. “Have you found a co-hare yet er?” asked 70% Gay, “You can’t hare by yourself.” “We already made jokes about that two weeks ago,” interrupted Walkie while protecting his dog Salad from the pack of vicious attack corgis. “Not yet,” said Cock Hunter, “but what are you two doing here?” “A bunch of retarded hashers got lost er,” said 70% Gay, “Can you help us find them?” Cock Hunter took the muzzles off the corgis, their cute little snouts foaming with rage. “Go find the missing hashers,” she said. Cock Hunter並不是唯一一個在樹林裡砍東砍西開路的人。在叢林中，她遇到了台灣健龍捷兔的兩位會長70% Gay 和 WWTTBBWW。 「妳找到副兔ㄦ了嗎？」70% Gay問道：「妳可不能一個人ㄦ跑這個路線ㄦ喔！」 「對啊！我們兩週前的跑就已經說過這個問題了，野兔要有兩隻啦！」Walkie 插嘴說道，一邊還在擋住他的狗Salad遠離那群勇猛的短腿柯基海軍陸戰隊的接近。「快了！」 Cock Hunter說，「不過你們兩個人在這裡幹嘛？」「我們在找回一群迷路的笨蛋ㄦ，他們在這附近跑捷兔跑沒了。」70% Gay 回答。「妳能幫我們一起找嗎？」 Cock Hunter 於是取下柯基犬犬們的嘴套，牠們可愛的小鼻子裡充滿了興奮猛烈的泡沫，「去找那些失蹤的跑者們」 她發號指令。 The trio followed the adorable yet terrifying pack of dogs through the mountain. One by one the missing hashers were located, re-hydrated with beer, and treated for fatigue and corgi bites. Cock Hunter chose one of them randomly to be her co-hare. Mission accomplished, they all went to on-afters, where they met up with Cock Prey Love, Minor Pusher, and Tiny Balls. “You’re going to make those dogs ravage my butthole, right?” said Tiny Balls. No I wasn’t! We made jokes about that three weeks ago. “You misunderstand. You are *going* to make those dogs ravage my butthole, *right?*,” threatened Tiny Balls, as 70% Gay rubbed peanut butter on his crotch while the corgis barked in a lustful frenzy. Hey, don’t write that! Give me back my keyboard! “Look, someone is going to have to sexually satisfy all these horny corgis, and it’s going to be me!” demanded a naked Tiny Balls. “I’ll do it,” volunteered a naked WWTTBBWW. “No you won’t!” said Minor Pusher. 三人跟著這群可愛又可怕的狗狗穿過了一山又ㄧ山。找回了一個又一個迷路跑者，並用啤酒幫他們補充水分，還治療了他們的疲倦和被柯基犬犬們咬傷的大小處。Cock Hunter甚至在這群迷途笨蛋中隨機選擇抓了一個來做自己的副兔。耶！任務完成。然後大家都去了跑後慶祝派對，在那裡，Cock Prey Love、Minor Pusher 及Tiny Balls已經等候多時。「你是不是又要讓那些柯基陸戰隊來蹂躪我的屁眼了？！」Tiny Balls 問到。蛤，你又在跟我說話了嗎？！沒有！我才沒有這個打算，三個禮拜前的跑我們就用過這個梗了。「編故事的瞎哥你可能沒有聽明白我的意思，你**會**讓那些狗來狠狠報復我的屁屁眼，**對吧**？！」Tiny Balls 明示、暗示道。與此同時，70% Gay 已經在他的褲襠上塗滿花生醬，而柯基犬犬們則渴望瘋狂地吠叫著。喂喂喂，別這樣寫下去，把我的鍵盤還給我！「聽好了，這裡的故事一定要有那些腥羶色的篇幅，這群性感小柯基的性需求，就讓我壯烈犧牲來滿足吧！」Tiny Balls 全身赤裸勇敢說道。「我也可以來做！」裸體的WWTTBBWW 也自告奮勇地跳出來。 「你不可以啦！」Minor Pusher把失控的會長拉下去。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cock Hunter Cohare 副兔: Dr. Anal Technology ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B 8 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: 頂湖福德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/PYLXTgthmSL4wXqf9 B: 硫磺谷遊憩區 Sulfur Valley Recreation Area https://maps.app.goo.gl/gjikcm66H1uzihRYA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Beitou MRT to Bus S9 (or taxi pool) or Shipai MRT to bus S8 (or taxi pool) 捷運北投站然後公車小9 （或者分享計程車）或者 捷運石牌站然後公車小8（或者分享計程車） Limited parking at A. Recommend drivers park at B then take Bus S9 to A A點有很少的車位. 建議司機們停車在B點然後搭乘公車小9到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Kahu Craft Beer Garden 903 432 639 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kQBf8VeTngfozzhQ7

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May 25, 2025 (2:30 pm) – May 25, 2025 (6:00 pm)

A: 頂湖福德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/PYLXTgthmSL4wXqf9 B: 硫磺谷遊憩區 Sulfur Valley Recreation Area