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After an unusually strong windstorm, Juicy Kiwi found herself in a strange land. “I don’t think we’re in Hsinchu anymore,” she said to herself. She passed by a shallow fountain, where Give Me G was flopping in the water. “What are you doing?” asked Juicy Kiwi. “I’m looking for the G-spot,” said Give Me G, “My girlfriend said I need to go deeper, so that’s what I’m doing, but I still haven’t found it.” “I don’t think that’s what she meant,” said Juicy Kiwi, “you probably need more length.” “If I only had the length,” sighed Give Me G. “I know! We’ll go to Guishan and ask the Wizard of Hash. The Wizard will know how to give me length.” And so off they went along the Purple Brick Road to see the Wizard. Juicy Kiwi 被一場詭異瘋狂的龍捲風帶到了這個奇怪陌生的深林裡，「這裡應該不再是新竹了。」她自言自語，並開始往前探索。當她經過一個很淺的噴水池子時，Give Me G正在池水噴出的地方撲騰搜索。「你在幹嘛？」 Juicy Kiwi問，「我正在找G點，」副兔說道，「我女朋友說我要再深一點，所以我現在正在照她說的做，但我仍然不知道她到底要多深。」 「欸…我不覺得她指的是這個噴水池耶，」Juicy Kiwi說，「你可能只是要再更長一點！」「靠杯喔，最好是我可以再更長一點啦！」Give Me G 嘆了口氣，「我知道了，我們可以去龜山找那個最偉大的捷兔魔法師！大師一定可以把我變長！」接著兩隻兔子就沿著迷幻的紫磚路去尋找大魔法師。 On the way, they saw an unusual sight: leaning against a wall was WWTTBBWW, looking rather stiff. Juicy Kiwi saw an oil-can nearby, and lubricated him. “Ahh, that’s better,” said the GM, who then started pounding away at a hole in the wall. “What are you doing?” asked Juicy Kiwi. “I’m looking for the G-Spot,” said Walkie, “my girlfriend said I wasn’t hitting the walls, so that’s what I’m doing.” “I don’t think that’s what she meant,” said Juicy Kiwi, “you probably just need more girth.” “If I only had the girth,” sighed Walkie. “I know! We’ll go to Guishan and ask the Wizard of Hash. The Wizard will know how to give me girth.” And so off they went along the Purple Brick Road to see the Wizard. 在路上，他們看到了一個不尋常的景象：WWTTBBWW靠在一堵牆上，他看起來相當僵硬。 Juicy Kiwi在附近看到一個機油罐，拿起來潤滑了生鏽的他。 「啊，感覺好多了，」捷兔會長說，然後他開始敲打牆上的一個洞。 「你在幹嘛？」 Juicy Kiwi問道。 「我在填補這個牆的G點，」Walkie說，「我女朋友說我沒有塞滿，所以我現在正在填滿這個洞。」 「我認為她不是這個意思，一直打一堵牆有什麼幫助啊」Juicy Kiwi翻個白眼，「你可能只是需要更粗一點。」 「如果我可以更粗一點就好了，」Walkie嘆了口氣。 「我知道了，我們可以去龜山找那個最偉大的捷兔魔法師！大師一定可以把我變粗！」接著三個人就沿著迷幻的紫磚路去尋找大魔法師。 On the way, they passed a quaint village of tiny little houses full of tiny little people. “Welcome to Munchkinland,” said their diminutive leader. “I’m Tiny Balls. That’s XiaoJiJi, that’s Small Potential, NanoBird, Shitty Shrinkage, 5 nm…” “Yeah, I get it. You’re all looking for the G-Spot, but you won’t find it because your dicks are too small,” said Juicy Kiwi. “Wow. That’s rude,” said Tiny Balls, “I was actually going to say we’re out of beer, and are going to see the Wizard of Hash to get some.” “Oh. Well, come with us then,” said Juicy Kiwi, and the Munchkins followed. “Psst. What’s a G-Spot?” whispered Small Potential. “I dunno, I’ve never found it,” said 5 nm. “Eh, it’s probably not important,” said Shitty Shrinkage. 在路上，他們經過了一個古色古香的小村莊，到處都是迷你的小房子和嬌小的小矮人。 「歡迎來到芒奇金小人國，」他們嬌小可愛的鎮長用尖銳的聲音熱情說道， 「我的名字是Tiny Balls。 那位是XiaoJiJi，那位是Small Potential，NanoBird，Shitty Shrinkage ，5 nm……」 「是的，我知道，你們都在尋找G點對吧，但你們找不到它，因為你們的雞巴都太迷你了。」 Juicy Kiwi 一語道破。 「哇，沒禮貌！哈哈但是妳誤會了」Tiny Balls說，「實際上我是想要說我們沒有啤酒了，所以要去捷兔魔法師那裡買一些。」 「哦，好啦，那就和我們一起吧，」於是Juicy Kiwi繼續前進，那群芒奇金小矮人們也跟著。 「欸欸， G點是什麼啊？」Small Potential壓低聲音竊竊私語地問著族人。 「我怎麼會知道，我從來都沒有見過聽過，」5nm說。 「恩，那應該不是什麼重要的東西，」Shitty Shrinkage說。 At last the group made it to Guishan, where they met the Wizard of Hash: 70% Gay. “You?! You’re not a Wizard,” said WWTTBBWW. “I’m only 30% Wizard,” admitted the other GM, “but I can still help you find the G-Spot!” She turned to Give Me G. “You need viagra!” She tossed him some pills and turned to WWTTBBWW. “You need viagra!” She tossed him some pills, then turned to Tiny Balls. “You need this.” She ttossed him a large strap-on dildo and a book called “Cunnilingus for Cucks.” “Goddammit, I just wanted to run and drink beer!” said the Munchkin. 最後，這群人終於到了龜山，在那裡他們遇到了最偉大的捷兔魔法師：70% Gay。 「竟然是妳？！ 妳哪是什麼魔法師啊，」WWTTBBWW說。 「我只有30%是魔法師，」同樣是會長的她承認，「但我仍然可以幫助你找到G點！」 她轉向Give Me G，「你需要威而鋼！」 她扔給他一些藍色小藥丸。然後轉向WWTTBBWW， 「你需要威而鋼！」 她也扔給他一些藍色小藥丸。最後轉向Tiny Balls， 「而你需要這個，」 她扔給他一個帶著綁帶的大雞雞玩具和一本名為《一邊帶著綠帽看你女友跟別人開心一邊吃她妹妹》的書。 「靠腰喔！我真的只是想跑步跟喝啤酒啦！」 芒奇金的小矮人抗議道。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Juicy Kiwi Cohare 副兔: Give Me G ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B 8 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 1 June 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: 龜山大坑 慈慧慈惠堂 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yQNcHiirvmjkQ9tq7 B: 自己人餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/46htFGVJdb5UvAym8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take L303A bus in Nankan/在南崁搭乘公車L303A Bus stop location/公車站: https://maps.app.goo.gl/kDmjfSESLPamNWQx9 L303A details/ 資訊: https://ebus.tycg.gov.tw/ebus/driving-map/53031 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 自己人餐廳 03 3217443 https://maps.app.goo.gl/46htFGVJdb5UvAym8

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