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Maple Semen and Show Holly were meeting at the Birthday Lair, the magical place where the Birthday Hash GM records every hasher’s birthday wishes. “What is your goal for our run?” asked Maple Semen. Show Holly unrolled a map of Ruifang. “I want to showcase the beautiful waterfalls of Sandiaoling,” said Show Holly, pulling out her phone and showing shot after shot of incredible beauty, “what’s your goal?” Maple Semen smiled. “I want to give the gift of a ball-breaker run to all the hashers who think regular hash is too easy.” “UuUuHh,” groaned XiaoJiJi, on the other side of town, having spontaneously orgasmed at that exact moment. His work colleagues were not amused. This presentation was ruined. Maple Semen和Show Holly在慶生捷兔小棧相約見面，這是慶生捷兔的會長們紀錄每位跑者生日願望的地方。「妳對我們這週路線的目標是什麼？」Maple Semen問道。Show Holly 展開了瑞芳地區的地圖。「我想要帶大家去看看三貂嶺美麗的瀑布！」她拿出手機翻出了一張又一張超漂亮的風景照，「所以妳的目標是什麼？」Maple Semen意味深長地笑。「我想要為所有的捷兔跑者準備一條跑到蛋蛋會痛的路線當作禮物，送給那些總是抱怨平時的跑都太簡單了的那些人。」「噢噢噢噢噢，」與此同時，Xiaojiji 在這區的另一邊正在發出連續性高潮不斷的歡愉聲，因為他的生日願望正在被實現。但當下他的會議被他的高潮搞砸，他的同事完全不懂他的怪異行為。 Show Holly and Maple Semen planned their route. “There will be a short and a long… how long is the long?” asked Show Holly. “At least 10km,” said Maple Semen. “Oohhh…” moaned Panty Pirate suddenly, while everyone on the MRT stared. “Elevation?” asked Show Holly. “How about 450m?” replied Maple Semen. “FuuUuck,” shuddered Get By, almost crashing his scooter. “How long will that take?” asked Show Holly. Maple Semen thought. “Maybe 90 minutes, if they’re running.” “Ohhhh God yes!,” screamed The Leash, sitting at a restaurant. “I’ll have what she’s having,” said Horny Mama. Show Holly和Maple Semen計劃了他們的路線。 「我們會有短的和長的路線……等等，長的有多長啊？」 Show Holly問。 「至少10公里，」Maple Semen回答。 「哦噢耶……」 Panty Pirate突然呻吟起來，捷運上的每個人都怪異地盯著他。 「爬升呢？」 Show Holly接著問。 「450米怎麼樣？」 Maple Semen回答道。 「靠～～～邀～～～，」Get By忽然興奮地顫抖著，差點在歐兜賣上開去撞牆。 「這條路線大概要抓多長時間？」 Show Holly問。 Maple Semen陷入沉思。 「如果全程用跑的，大概90分鐘吧。」 「噢噢噢噢噢，媽媽咪呀，就是這樣！」The Leash坐在餐廳裡尖叫起來，滿足地脫口而出。 「我想要點她點的餐點，」Horny Mama坐在隔桌羨慕地對店員說。 The hares continued to plan, oblivious to the chaos they were causing. “Let’s have rope climbing,” said Show Holly. “Hrrrrngg,” grunted Get By while on the phone with his mom. “And river tracing,” said Maple Semen. “Oh shiiiit” gasped Flasher, contaminating the hot spring. “Let’s put the checks here… and here… and here…” plotted the hashers. “Ay, Dios mio!” shouted 2nd Man In. “Ik komen” exclaimed Just Gay. “Dochodzę,” screamed Assivore. “Not again,” said P.E. The two hashers eventually finished… and so did many others. 野兔們繼續計劃，沒有注意到他們造成的混亂。 「我們設計一段需要用繩子攀登的部分吧，」Show Holly說。 「啊啊啊啊啊，好爽，」Get By 抑制不住地咕噥著，雖然還在和他老媽通著電話。 「還有溯溪，」Maple Semen加碼。 「哦，我的老天爺。好了」Flasher喘著粗氣，汙染了正在泡的溫泉。 「讓我們把檢查標記放在這裡……還有這裡……還有這裡……」兩隻兔子繪製著。 「是的，好好操我啊！」 Second Man In喊道。「我要高潮啦」Just Gay脫口而出。 「我到了我到了，」Assivore尖叫道。 「又要再一次嗎？歐歐歐歐～，」P.E.說。 兩隻兔子最終完成了……許多其他的狂熱捷兔也全壘打了。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Maple Semen Cohare 副兔: Show Holly ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A SS: 5.5 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 240 m S: 9 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m S includes taking a train from Da Hua back to Sandiaoling S包括乘台鐵松大華車站回來三貂嶺車站 L: 10 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 450 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Xinbeishiruifangqushuoren Elementary School 新北市瑞芳區碩仁國民小學 https://maps.app.goo.gl/41bdqPSU72bEokHQA ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA to Sandiaoling Station 台鐵到三貂嶺車站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 新北市瑞芳區碩仁國民小學 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Du2VFFhLiE2ahrUUA

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June 15, 2025 (2:30 pm) – June 15, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Xinbeishiruifangqushuoren Elementary School 新北市瑞芳區碩仁國民小學 https://maps.app.goo.gl/41bdqPSU72bEokHQA