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During the Dragon Boat Festival long weekend, Only Grans and Call Me BB were out recce-ing the trail. What a disaster! First they got stung by nettles, then the screws on Only Grans’ walker fell off, then they got lost in the forest trying to find them. It was so incredibly hot that they wished they brought water. The most difficult part of the trail: listening to Only Grans’ rambling stories. “Oh, this is the same place where I ran my first Hash back in June 4, 2023. My client Lick a Slower Spic brought me along. It was pouring rain while we were on the train, but she said, ‘Rain or shine, we’re going.'” “Yes, Only Grans,” said Call Me BB. 兩隻兔子Only Grans和Call Me BB趁著端午連假時去探了路。這真的堪比一場災難片！先是他們被咬人貓刺得亂七八糟的，然後Only Grans 用的拐杖螺絲又噴掉，還為了找那些小零件在叢林裡迷路昏頭轉向，天氣熱到爆還忘了帶水。但這一切的一切，糟糕程度之最還是在這一整趟路上要聽Only Grans 說那些又臭又長的當年勇故事。「喔，這裡就是我2023年6月4號第一次跑捷兔時一模一樣的地方。還記得是我客戶Lick a Slower Spic帶我來的。那天大風大雨的，我們坐著火車她喊著：風雨無阻，我們都要跑捷兔！」 「對，我都知道，Only Grans。(你講幾千次了！)」Call Me BB 禮貌地回答。 Each time they saw something, anything, it would trigger another long tale. They saw a puddle. “Oh, this reminds of me of the time I co-hared with Rotten Dead, but it rained, so we changed the route. We probably ran close to 10K, but the route was too ambitious, so we bailed before finishing. Still, that day made me enjoy running in rain—actually pretty comfortable.” “Yes, Only Grans,” said Call Me BB. 每次他們看到隨便一個東西、任何事物，都可以聯想到當年勇的長故事。他們看到一個水坑，「喔喔喔，這灘水讓我想起上次我當Rotten Dead的副兔時下的那場雨，還我們要改變路線。路線差不多快10公里吧，但是太難跑了，沒到終點我們就逃走了。不過，那天跑在雨中真的是太舒服了！那場雨讓我愛上在雨中跑步。 「對，我都知道，Only Grans。」Call Me BB 禮貌地回答。 Finally, they finished scouting. “Excuse me, I need to post a selfie,” said Call Me BB, pulling out their smartphone. “Is that all? I’ve been livestreaming this entire time, to my 8000000 followers,” said Only Grans. “What!?” exclaimed Call Me BB, “how do you have so many?” “Running Hash has introduced me to so many beautiful forest spots I wouldn’t usually go to. A lot of my friends don’t like exercising, so I often hang back and take photos of nature. I hope to use my camera to share the charm of trail running and hashing with everyone,” said Only Grans. Call Me BB wasn’t buying it: “No really, what’s your secret?” “Fine. Let’s just say people will pay a lot of money for really, really, *really* sweaty socks,” said Only Grans. 終於，探路偵查完成。「等等喔，來一張自拍照讓我放在網上，」Call Me BB說，掏出了他的智慧水果手機。「只要一張自拍嗎？」 Only Grans 問道，「我一直在直播，給我的八百萬粉絲看著。」「蛤？！！！！！」 Call Me BB驚呼，「你怎麼會有那麼多追蹤者？」「自從我開始跑捷兔，我去了很多美麗的深林裡，這些我以前都不可能會想到的地方。我的朋友都不愛運動，所以我經常分享這些美麗的大自然綠野照片影片給大家。我希望用我的相機與大家一起體驗越野跑及捷兔的快樂。」Only Grans 神聖地說著。Call Me BB才不吃這一套，「靠北喔，說實話吧！裝模作樣的。」「好啦！我只能說，很多人都很願意花很多很多錢錢來買那些………很濕很濕很濕的襪子。嘿嘿！」 Only Grans 眨眨眼睛。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Only Grans Cohare 副兔: Call Me BB ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6.7 km + Elevation/爬升: 240 m L: 8.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 370 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 29 June 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* New Taipei City Yingge Civil Sports Center 新北市鶯歌國民運動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/5kpxtwf3uRFGL4rs6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take TRA to Yingge Station 台鐵到鶯歌 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 世宏海鮮熱炒 970 677 918 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tvgjd3e8avfj5CDG9

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June 29, 2025 (2:30 pm) – June 29, 2025 (6:00 pm)

New Taipei City Yingge Civil Sports Center 新北市鶯歌國民運動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/5kpxtwf3uRFGL4rs6