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Homersexual and Gay Pop were praying at a temple in Tamsui. And by praying at a temple, I mean drinking at the nearest 7eleven while tossing moon blocks in the parking lot. Homersexual called out to the great GM in the sky: “I lost my shoes when river tracing last run. If only I could get them back! Then I would ensure my upcoming hash would be almost entirely runnable trail!” Just then, who should appear but 70% Gay in a Chinese fisherman’s dress and rubber waders, and WWTTBBWW in a skimpy black fishnet outfit. “Its not a sex thing! I was swimming in the Tamsui River and got tangled in the fishermens’ nets, that’s all,” said Walkie. Yeah, sure you did. Again. Homersexual和Gay Pop正在淡水的一間廟裡做祈禱。他們在廟裡祈禱的定義跟別人不太一樣，他們指的是在廟附近的小七一邊喝酒，一邊在外面的停車場擲筊。Homersexual大喊著台灣捷兔兩位會長的名字說道：「老天爺啊，請幫助我找回我上次跑跑時遺失的鞋鞋。如果有找回來，我承諾我會讓這次的路線幾乎全程都友善人性化！」就在這時，最不該出現的奇蹟發生了：兩個台灣捷兔會長出現，70% Gay全身俗巴巴的漁夫裝及超高筒本土塑膠雨鞋；WWTTBBWW一身黑色魚網做的貼身性感罩衣。「不是你想的那樣，我沒有性虐待或是性興趣，我本來是在淡水河游泳結果被捕魚的魚網纏住就變成這樣了！」Walkie 試圖稍微解釋他的性感漁網裝。真的！我想所有讀者都會相信他說出來的爛藉口 – 再次地相信….每一次地相信…. “Oh river guardians! Have you seen my shoes?” asked Homersexual, who might need glasses. “Are these yours er? I fished them out while rescuing Walkie,” said 70% Gay, holding an expensive pair of brand new, golden Air Jordans. “No, those are not mine,” said Homersexual, honestly. “How about these?” asked Walkie, holding a pair of less new, silver Air Jeremy Lins. “No,” said Homersexual. 70% Gay pulled out a pair of gross, soggy sneakers. “Are these yours?” “Yes!” said Homersexual, and the kind GMs returned them to him. 「淡水河的守護者啊，你們有看到我的鞋子嗎？」Homersexual問道，他應該需要一副眼鏡。「這雙鞋ㄦ是你的嗎？我上次在游泳ㄦ救生Walkie時撈到的。」70% Gay拿著一雙鑲著黃金昂貴的飛人喬丹球鞋問道。「不對，那不是我的！」Homersexual 誠實回答。「那這雙呢？」 Walkie 拿著一雙比較沒那這閃，但仍然鑲著白銀的飛人書豪限量球鞋。「也不是。」Homersexual 想也沒想回覆。70% Gay 最後拿出一雙髒髒爛爛臭臭的跑鞋：「這是你的嗎？」「對！！！！！！！！！」Homersexual 歡呼，然後善良的會長們就把這雙鞋還給他了。 Seeing what happened, greedy Gay Pop took off his shoes, secretly threw them into the river, and started praying. “Oh GMs, I too lost my shoes! Have you found any?” “Were the gold ones yours er?” asked 70% Gay. “Yes, yes,” lied Gay Pop. “Fine, you can have them… if you’ll drink out of them er,” said 70% Gay. She turned to get them, but WWTTBBWW had taken them and already urinated into each one. “Sorry! I swallowed a lot of water while tangled in the nets and had to pee really badly. This is totally not a sex thing.” Yeah, sure it isn’t. And so Gay Pop learned an important moral: always be honest about new shoes! 目睹了這一些的Gay Pop, 貪心地脫下自己的鞋子偷偷丟進了河裡，然後開始禱告。「噢，萬能的會長大神們，我的鞋子也不見了，你們有找到嗎？」「這雙黃金ㄦ色的是你的嗎？」70% Gay問。「對對對！是我的！！」Gay Pop臉不紅氣不喘地撒著謊。「很好，你可以擁有這雙黃金鞋ㄦ，但是你必須先用它來裝滿啤酒ㄦ並喝光！」70%說著，轉身要去拿鞋子，此時另一個會長WWTTBBWW已經拿走去做準備了，他在左右各隻鞋上都撒尿了。「拍謝！我剛剛被漁網纏住時在河裡喝了好多水，現在太想尿尿了！然後，這個真的跟我的性癖好無關喔。」當然！我們都知道完全無關（白眼已翻出海際線）。最後，Gay Pop終於在這個經驗裡學到了他的教訓：擁有新鞋的時候要誠實面對及告知。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Homersexual Cohare 副兔: Gay Pop ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 150 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 6 July 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 淡水玄聖宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/cPDK5QxjLCFDnBWX8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Tamsui then take a Sanzhi bound bus (860/862/863/864…) to St. John’s University 淡水捷運站搭往三芝金山基隆班車(860/862/863/864…)於聖約翰大學下車有面粉約50公尺 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 湘川烤魚 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZnWZqxAw9M6hRJEY7

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