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“All right”, Mr. Sausage said to Shitty Shrinkage, as they gathered at the one bash place that hasn’t banned them both. “What do you think of the run?” “Ass” replied the diminutive Canadian. “What do you mean: ‘Ass?’ It’s a premium run close to the city and public transport with fine runnable trails though verdant valleys with manicured gardens done by happy pensioners on their weekends. What is ‘ass’ about it?,” is what the lanky aussie thought he said. What he actually did was thunder loudly: “This run’s a fair dinkum beauty, ya cunt!” “Ass”, the Canuck homuculus answered stoically. “You already said that. I swear on our shared monarch, King Charles, that it behoves you to give me a better explanation for your opinion than merely ‘ass’,” is what the kilted antipodean thought he said. What he actually did was gibber “cunt!” a half dozen times while falling off his barstool. “The map. It looks like an ass,” Shitty Shrinkage explained, soberly. Sure enough, he was correct. The trail did indeed resemble the lines of a fine derriere. One you could pick up grapes with. “But this is wonderful! You are a genius!” the silver haired Australian wiener-wrangler enthused, though his words came out as “bonza, mate! We can call this run: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARSE!” “Ass”. “That’s what I said: arse” “No, it’s ass.” “It’s pronounced with an “R”, as in: You R wrong… arse”. “Ass”. etc. 終於找到一間還沒有禁止這兩隻野兔其一的餐廳相會，Mr. Sausage對Shitty Shrinkage說：「來吧，我們來討論討論我們這週的跑跑」 「就是個屁啦！」嬌小的加拿大人回答。 「蛤？什麼意思？！為什麼我們的跑是該死的屁啦？明明我們這次的路線那麼優質：就在市區邊上，又處於大眾運輸交通附近，一路上穿過鬱鬱蔥蔥的山谷，伴隨著那些快樂退休糟老頭們每週末修剪整齊的花花草草。這到底有什麼好屁啦的？」修長的澳洲人心裡想著，但實際上吼出來雷聲大的話卻是：「我們這次的路線真他媽的美麗讚！你這個兔崽子。」 「屁啦！」 侏儒似的加國人不疾不徐地再次回答。 「你剛講過了欸！我跟你講，我以我們共同的國王查爾斯三世的英國牙醫費保證，你再給我講一次屁我就…我就…」他心裡這樣想，嘴巴卻是開始連環爆：「ㄎㄧㄤ你娘啦！你、你這屁崩的兔崽子！」然後——啪一聲，Mr. Sausage完美地表演屁股開花摔落椅子下。 「我是在說，地圖啦。那地圖看起來就像一個卡撐。」Shitty Shrinkage 清醒地說道，他真的沒醉。他戒酒已經很多年了。說真的，還真沒唬爛。那地圖還真像，兩邊彎彎的蜜桃，中心凹陷，看起來核心收緊時應該可以夾住十來顆顆葡萄。 「哇靠，對耶！太棒了，你真的是個天才！」銀灰頭髮的澳洲香腸牧腸人激動地想說出這話，但脫口說出的卻是：「讚啦，夥伴！我們可以把這次的跑跑命名為失落的卡撐兒奇兵！」 「卡撐奇兵！」 「對啊沒錯，我是說的一模一樣的話：卡撐兒奇兵！」 「不對，是卡撐！」 「你錯了，這要有ㄦ的音啦，你這樣說不對，是卡兒撐！」 「卡撐」……. （從此兩人就像靈魂卡在那大公司的客服轉接系統，永無止境地屁來屁去……） Credits Banner: Floating in Cum Story: Mr. Sausage Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Mr. Sausage Cohare 副兔: Shitty Shrinkage ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 13 July 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Neigousi Ecological Exhibition Hall 內溝溪生態展示館 https://maps.app.goo.gl/gYZ3V7J95NQjxBhbA ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Nangang Exhibition Center then bus BR19 to the run start 南港展覽館捷運站然後公車棕19到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 989薑母鴨 2 2634 7798 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Y4zH7QSZaC4Ty1KeA

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July 13, 2025 (2:30 pm) – July 13, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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