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Dr. Vagina Face was at the Yingge Civil Sports Center, working up a sweat playing ping-pong against himself. He wasn’t sure if he was winning or losing: perhaps it was a tie. He was about to hit the showers and have some solo sex, when he saw the Taiwan Hash GMs, 70% Gay and Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky. “Have you chosen a co-hare for your run yet?,” they asked. “Nah, I can do the run by myself,” said Dr. Vagina Face. “什麼儿？” asked 70% Gay, “That’s not allowed-er. You need a co-hare!” “Yeah, you can’t hare by yourself,” said WWTTBBWW, “that’s like drinking by yourself, or trying to 69 by yourself, or giving yourself a down-down.” “Or being a GM by yourself?” asked Dr. Vagina Face. The two GMs scowled and walked away in embarrassment. Dr. Vagina Face正在鶯歌國民運動中心滿頭大汗與自己打乒乓球。他無法確定自己是贏了還是輸了：也許是平手。當他正要去自己沖涼並進行與自己的做愛時，他碰到了台灣健龍捷兔的會長們，70% Gay 及 Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky。他們一起問道：「你週日的路線找到副兔了嗎？」 「不用啦，我自己就可以跑了，」Dr. Vagina Face輕鬆回答。 「什麼ㄦ？」70% Gay 說，「這是不被允許的呀！你必須要有一個副兔ㄦ啊！」「對啊，你不能獨自一人啦，」WWTTBBWW 說，「這就像跟自己喝酒，或者跟自己做69，或者自己對自己噹噹一樣。」 Dr. Vagina Face幫這兩人補充道「還有好好地自己一個人當會長？！不用有兩個會長吧！」兩位會長翻了個白眼，默默地走開了。 Still, Dr. Vagina Face was now wondering if being a lone wolf was a good idea. “It would be nice to have a flour bitch to split the load,” he thought to himself, plus a co-hare would help him set up beer checks. There’s several restrooms all along the trail, so why not fill the run with drinks? Suddenly, an idea struck him. Maybe he didn’t need to find a co-hare… he could make one! He left the sports center and took a secret trail to Yingge’s “Forbidden Pottery District,” where his old college roommate, Dr. Franken-cervix, had a studio/laboratory. “What do you want? I’m mixing some very unstable glazes,” said the mad scientist/artist. 儘管如此，Dr. Vagina Face現在開始懷疑自己是否真的該一人奮戰。他心想：“如果有一隻血汗副兔來幫忙扛麵粉好像也不錯”，而且，血汗副兔還可以幫他架設啤酒補給站。一路上有很多廁所，所以可以設很多補給站讓大家把水份跟酒精濃度補好補滿？突然，他靈機一動：也許根本不用找副兔……他可以自己創造一個啊！他迅速離開運動中心，沿著一條秘密小徑來到鶯歌的“禁陶區”，他的大學室友Dr. Franken-cervix在那裡有一個工作室/實驗室。 「你想要什麼？我正在混合一些非常不穩定的釉料，」瘋狂的科學家/藝術家說。 After some explanation, the two began work. Some clay. Some kaoliang. Some caked mud scooped out from the treads of his shoes. After baking it in a kiln, chanting occult phrases, and putting a happi coat on it, their creation was ready: a co-hare golem. “Golem,” ordered Dr. Vagina Face, “come recce the trail with me.” The golem did not move. “Golem! Go man the beer checks. Hey, where are you going?” The Golem ignored his creator, and instead went to the fridge and started drinking all the beer. “Damn, it’s stuck in down-down mode,” said Dr. Vagina Face. “Why don’t you take my intern as a co-hare?,” said Dr. Franken-cervix, revealing a hasher who had been sitting quietly in a corner this whole time. “Fine, I guess they’ll do,” said Dr. Vagina Face. The Golem appeared suddenly. “Sixty-nine! SIXTY-NINE!” it shouted, and began chasing the others. 一番解釋之後，兩人便開始動工：一些粘土、一些高粱、一些從鞋底裡挖出來結塊的泥巴。經過在窯中烘烤、不斷吟誦無厘頭又不堪的小密碼短語並為其披上健龍的綠色法披後，他們的作品就完成了：一個副兔泥人。 「傀儡兔兔，」Dr. Vagina Face命令道，「跟我一起去探路。」泥人一動也不動。 「傀儡兔兔！快去檢查啤酒補給站。喂，你要去哪裡？」泥人無視他的創造者，走到冰箱前開始喝掉所有的啤酒。 「靠邀，它卡在了噹噹模式，」Dr. Vagina Face表示無奈。 「為什麼不讓我的實習生做你的副兔呢？」Dr. Franken-cervix說道，指向了一直安靜地坐在角落裡的一位害羞的朋友。 「也許只有這個辦法了….」Dr. Vagina Face說。這時泥人突然出現。 「來個69！來個69！」它大喊著，開始追逐其他人。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Dr. Vagina Face. Cohare 副兔: N/A / 沒有 ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6.5 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 330 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 11 May 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* New Taipei City Yingge Civil Sports Center 新北市鶯歌國民運動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/uUNdHYZ3jV2FXSEU7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA to Yingge Station 台鐵到鶯歌站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 6879越南美食 978 908 557 https://maps.app.goo.gl/SEfQNgT8BCPWTFjS6

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May 11, 2025 (2:30 pm) – May 11, 2025 (6:00 pm)

New Taipei City Yingge Civil Sports Center 新北市鶯歌國民運動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/uUNdHYZ3jV2FXSEU7