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Elwood Blues was driving the Bluesmobile [a decomissioned Alfa Romeo 164 from the Traffic Police] along the streets of Taipei at a smooth 120 kilometers per hour. He was on a mission from the Great GM in the Sky: to deliver a box of custom-brewed RedPoint Wine to the Conclave of GMs, where they were meeting to decide who shall be the All Island Pope. A decision that important cannot be made sober! Without warning, he suddenly stopped the car, causing a 69 vehicle pile-up behind him. He didn’t care. He got out of the vehicle to confront the blasphemous scene before him: Damn Over God, and his notorious biker gang, “Heaven’s Demons,” were holding a Black Mass at the Fuyang Eco-Park… and singing horrible karaoke! Elwood Blues 開著他那台寶貝愛快羅密歐164以一百二十公里的速度行駛在台北熱鬧的市區裡，不免一提，這是一台退役警車改裝的大喇叭全能戰士。他正在執行一個偉大神聖的任務 – 為天上那位萬能GM(會長）運送一箱高級客製的紅點精釀葡萄酒到那個神聖尊貴的秘密會議處，所有的歷任會長齊聚一堂要決定誰會是全島捷兔跑的終極教皇，這麼重要的決定是肯定不能清醒時處理的。突然之間，他緊急剎車，造成了後面69台車的連環撞撞。他才不管，他下了車要去直球對決眼前這褻瀆神明的景象：Dame Over God 以及他惡名昭彰的重機幫《天堂裡的惡魔》正在阜陽生態公園進行著暗黑彌撒….還唱著殺豬聲般難聽的卡拉 OK！ “Brother! Have you finally returned to the path of the unrighteous, to reject the false prophets and embrace the true freedom of darkness and chaos?” asked Damn Over God? “I would,” said Elwood Blues, “but I’m on a mission from the Great GM in the Sky. I serve a higher power now.” Damn Over God laughed, chugged his goat’s blood and kaoliang cocktail, and got right into Elwood Blues’ face. “Is that so? It wasn’t so long ago that we were both in prison together after our panty raid in the nunnery, and now you’re too good for me?” Elwood Blues was unmoved. “No, no. It’s just that your taste in music sucks.” 「我的好兄弟！你終於回歸我們的不義之路了！拒絕假先知，擁抱黑暗與混亂的自由啊！」Damn Over God 告訴野兔。 「我真的也很想，」Elwood Blues 說，「但我正在執行上面那位老闆給出的使命。我現在侍奉的是非常高層的權位力量。」Damn Over God 大笑起來，一口氣喝完了獻祭羊血混合的高粱雞尾酒，然後靠近到了 Elwood Blues 的面前。 「是這樣嗎？！我們上次因為去修女院偷一堆內褲進去蹲牢的那些精彩事蹟還歷歷在目，這才沒過多久的時間，你現在已經那麼神聖了，連我都看不上眼囉。」Elwood Blues不為所動。 「不是那樣的，只是你的音樂品味太差，歌聲太難聽而已。」 Damn Over God roared, and his gang took this as their signal, mounting their motorbikes and revving their engines menacingly. “No!” said their leader, “a legend like Elwood Blues still deserves our respect. We will settle this the Hash way. Sunday, 2:30. Right here. The run will be 6.66km.” “Don’t be difficult, just say 7km,” said Elwood Blues. “Fine,” said Damn Over God, “we co-hare together. Then we let the hounds decide: was the run divine, or diabolical?” Elwood Blues pondered, then heard the squad of police cars heading in his direction. “Agreed. Why don’t we go recce right now?” Damn Over God 心痛地嘶吼了一聲，他的重機幫以為這是他發動攻擊的指令，騎上他們的重機，威脅性地發動轟隆隆的引擎。 「不！」他們的領袖說：「我們仍然要尊敬像Elwood Blues這樣的傳奇人物。應該用捷兔的方式來處理這個問題。週日，下午2兩點半，就在這裡，路線全程6.66公里。」 「別為難大家了，就說 7 公里吧，」Elwood Blues附和道。「好吧，」Damn Over God說，「我們一起當兔子。然後讓獵犬來決定：這次的路線到底是神的旨意，還是魔鬼的安排？」Elwood Blues沉思著，然後聽到遠處一群警車鳴笛朝他們駛來。 「同意。我們現在就去探路吧！」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Elwood Blues Cohare 副兔: Bend Over God ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 18 May 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/dJZB1BcrqY1upe4p6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Linguang 捷運麟光站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 阿珍熱炒 2 8733 3601 https://maps.app.goo.gl/9X3sGRKDmQpWuPYLA

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May 18, 2025 (2:30 pm) – May 18, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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