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Not too long ago, in a run start not far away… 在不久的之前，在一個離起跑點不遠處…… 福隆沙灘上… Hairless Hero was generously applying sunscreen to his sizable scalp, while Jewbacca was letting his fur air-dry after swimming at Fulong Beach. “KHHHAAAM” he roared. “You said it, Jewie,” replied Hairless Hero, “I’m glad we have the beach to cool off in. The hashers would love it after a run.” He reached into the cooler. “Hey, this is just beer! What happened to my tea?” “KHRRRR-KHHH [My run, my drinks!]” said Jewbacca, who was about to pop the cap off a bottle of Goldstar when a blaster bolt did it for him. The two turned to see a dozen shirtless Typhoon-troopers, rifles ready, led by none other than Darth Gay. “I have you now,” he intoned in his deep, Dutch voice. “What have you done with Princess 70% Lei?” shouted Hairless Hero. “[Forget it, we need to escape],” said Jewbacca, and the two ran off into the jungle amidst a hail of poorly-aimed blaster fire. Hairless Hero 正在他的超大頭皮上塗抹過量的防曬油，而Jewbacca則是剛游泳完享受著海風吹乾他超量的皮毛。「咔啊啊啊啊啊嗯」Jewbacca喊著。「沒錯，Jewbacca寶貝，」Hairless Hero繼續回覆道「這個海灘的點子太棒了，跑完捷兔的大家可以在這裡開心地清涼降溫。」他打開冰桶伸手尋找，「喂，怎麼都是啤酒，我的冰茶呢？」「咔兒兒兒兒爾爾～咔哈哈哈～～ （我的路線，我的飲料我做主！）」 Jewbacca一邊吼著，一邊正要撬開他最愛的以色列金星啤酒瓶蓋，這時比他更快的是一束星際爆能槍的光束。兩隻野兔轉過身一看，那邊大概有十幾個星際風暴兵，各各拿著上了膛的爆能槍，理所當然的，領隊的就是Darth Gay. 「我抓到你們了！」 一如既往，他戴著一個巨大的黑色頭盔，赤裸地露出他毛茸茸的胴體，用那氣喘沉重及濃濃的荷蘭口音說著。「你對那個上海來的70%莉亞ㄦ公主會長做了些什麼？」Hairless Hero 吼道。「咔咔咔（算了吧，我們快逃！）」 Jewbacca 拉著副兔閃過一道道爆能光束下跑進叢林裡。 Fortunately, Jewbacca knew the trails like the back of his hairy hand, picking out all the runnable, off-road spots. The path led past lost castles and shrines, but wasn’t free of hazards. Spiky vines, sketchy bridges, ropes, rivers, and chained dogs dotted the path. Tragedy was averted when Hairless Hero suddenly stopped Jewbacca mid-run, before he could step on a concealed set of metal jaws. “[What is it?]” asked Jewbacca. “IT’S A TRAP!” said Admiral Ackbar You Fag. ⚠️For real, though, there were many boar traps and wire snares along the first third of the run; traps that could be dangerous for off-leash dogs. The two even rescued a cat from one of them! “[I hate these pussy ass hunters and their bitch ass traps],” roared Jewbacca, “[they should come out while we are recce-ing and we’ll have a chat about animal cruelty.]” 好消息是，Jewbacca對這條路線熟悉程度就像是他茂密濃厚手背上的一根毛，奔竄在這一條越野好跑的叢林路徑，穿過失落的城堡和寺廟，但並非沒有障礙物：帶刺的藤蔓、粗陋可疑的橋樑、繩索、溪流及被鐵鏈栓著的阿狗們點綴了這條路徑。跑到一半，Hairless Hero 忽然拉著主兔緊急剎車，逃過了一劫！他們差點一腳踩進一套隱匿的生鏽金屬捕獸夾。「咔咔咔（這是什麼鬼？）」Jewbacca問到，「這就是個死亡陷阱！！」Admiral Ackbar You Fag回答！⚠️ 但是老實說，這個路線的前三分之一 有許多野豬吊及鐵索網圈；這些陷阱對那些愛狗及會帶狗來一起跑的捷兔跑者來說可能非常危險。兩隻野兔甚至在這些捕獸夾裡救出了一隻小喵喵。「咔咔咔咔咔咔幹幹幹幹幹（我真的非常鄙視這些王八蛋懶惰獵人跟他們這些娘娘腔死屁眼的捕獸陷阱）」Jewbacca咆哮著。「咔咔咔咔咔砰砰砰砰砰（有種他們就在我們探路時出來，我們來聊聊動保法跟虐待動物的報應！）」 When they finally emerged from the woods, the Typhoon-troopers had left. “Jolly good show! Now I can relax with a smoke,” said Hairless Hero. Before Jewbacca could stop him, the two heard the clatter of metal footsteps, and were knocked back as a tall figure leapt into the sand in front of them. It was the ruthless, hare-hunting cyborg: General Grievapist. “Your e-cigarettes will make a fine addition to my collection,” he coughed. 當他們終於從樹林裡出來回到沙灘上時，星際風暴兵已經消失地無影無蹤了。「終於！我可以抽點煙放鬆一下了。」Hairless Hero 說。 就在Jewbacca阻止他之前，一個高大的身影伴隨著重金屬的腳步聲跳到兩隻野兔面前的沙子裡，將他們撞倒。噢，是那個無情的、專門獵兔的機器人 – Vapist黑將軍。 「你的電子煙看來將會是我的收藏系列裡一個非常值得的新物件！」 他邊咳邊說道。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Jewbacca Cohare 副兔: Hairless Hero ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 350m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 13 April 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Fulong Dongxing Temple 福隆東興宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/SCaLMbGSR2DBq17z6 Beware of traps! Please keep dogs on a leash during the shiggy part of the run! 小心捕獸夾！在跑步穿過森林區域時，請用牽繩牽著狗！ ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA to Fulong Station 台鐵到福隆車站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 富士海鮮 2 2499 1001 https://maps.app.goo.gl/tiySY2e8kArDtTvi8

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April 13, 2025 (2:30 pm) – April 13, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Fulong Dongxing Temple 福隆東興宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/SCaLMbGSR2DBq17z6