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As is tradition, for the Taiwan Hash House Harriers Erection Run, the outgoing and incoming GMs co-hare the trail. Since we now have two GMs per year, that means this year’s erection Run has four hares. Four hares! That’s twice as many! Surely you’ll be able to catch at least one of them! And by “you” I mean Just Gay. Good luck. We’re all counting on you. Double the GMs means two separate routes for double the challenge! The GMs-erect will be haring the ball-breaker route. “But… my balls…” said Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie. “It’ll break the runners’ balls, not yours-,” said 70% Gay, not caring either way. The flaccid and spent GMs will be doing the different but no less challenging ass-breaker route. “Hooray, my ass!” said XiaoJiJi. “Why do you have to make it weird?” whined Tiny Balls. Are we going to miss this dynamic duo? Not at all, but I’ll sure miss making fun of them. Rumor has it there will be a shadowy, anarchic, third pair of hares running in protest. They represent a splinter group of disgruntled, former GMs who reject the duopoly system of Hash government. They long for the days of a single GM, who dutifully gave up an entire year’s worth of Sundays to serve the Hash as an enlightened, Philosopher King. I’m not saying the leader of these monarchists is 2nd Man In, but their manifesto called the current GMs “a bunch of fucking pussies, man,” and was written on the back of a Diplomático Rum label, so draw your own conclusions. Bash Sign-up ($500): https://forms.gle/tPNY3bUFURBuCbZu8 *You can’t Erection Bash if you don’t Erection Run, unless you pre-approve with an exceptionally good reason. 按照傳統，台灣 Hash House Harriers 的交接亂由即將卸任和新任的GM 一起當兔子。現在我們每年有兩位兔子，這意味著今年的交接亂有四隻兔兔。四隻！！是平常的兩倍！你一定能追上至少一隻吧！當然，我說的「你」是指 Just Gay。祝你好運，我們都指望你了。 雙倍的GM也意味著雙條路線，挑戰加倍！新上任的GM們將負責規劃「破蛋路線」。 「蛤？ 我的蛋……」Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie 抱怨道。 「破其他人的蛋，不是你的。」70% Gay 不以為然地說。 而那些卸任的GM們則將負責不同但同樣具有挑戰性的「破屁股路線」。 「萬歲，我的屁股！」小雞雞高呼。 「你為什麼要把這搞得這麼奇怪？」Tiny balls 抱怨道。 我們會想念這對活寶嗎？一點也不會，但我肯定會想念取笑他們的日子。 據說，還有一對神秘的、充滿反叛精神的第三組兔子會以抗議的方式跑完全程。他們是對現有雙GM制不滿的分裂派成員，懷念起單一GM的時代，當時的GM全心奉獻每個星期天，像一位開明的哲學王一樣服務 Hash。我並不是說這些君主制擁護者的領袖是 2nd Man In，但他們的宣言稱現任GM們是「一群沒種的傢伙！」，而且是寫在一張 Diplomático 蘭姆酒標籤的背面，你可以自己去判斷真相。 Bash 報名 ($500): https://forms.gle/tPNY3bUFURBuCbZu8 這場要先來跑步才能參加bash !不能純bash! 除非你有好理由有先跟GM講好 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hares 主兔: 70% Gay, Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie, Tiny Balls, XiaoJiJi ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A TBD *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, December 15, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* TBD; Near Huilong MRT 還沒確定；在迴龍站附近 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Huilong Station, at the end of Orange Line *******PRICE******* Men/Women $200 男女都$200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 雙岩幸福囍事會館 https://maps.app.goo.gl/t1HLPFY81jcDEmBdA Bash Sign-up ($500): https://forms.gle/tPNY3bUFURBuCbZu8

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mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2584 Inquiry

When & Where

December 15, 2024 (2:00 pm) – December 15, 2024 (6:00 pm)

TBD; Near Huilong MRT 還沒確定；在迴龍站附近