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Cunt of the Litter was excited: it was almost his birthday! He had invited all 78 of his brothers and sisters to come to Taiwan and celebrate the day when he slid effortlessly out of the gaping chasm that is his mother’s overstretched womb. Sadly, none of his many siblings wanted to come, on account of what a massive cunt he is. So he decided to do the next best thing, and hare a Taiwan Hash run at Fulong Beach, so that he could pretend the people chasing him are his friends. He still needed a co-hare, which would be difficult on account of what a massive cunt he is. And so he packed his swimsuit, speakers, and blond hairspray, then he hit the beach in pursuit of someone who loves the sound of his voice as much as he does. He tried to find other hashers with birthdays that week, but they all had other plans with families who loved them. He asked Jam Rag, but it’s her time of the month and a red tide is bad for the fish. Homo Hobo agreed to co-hare, but then he took a jellyfish to the knee. Almost giving up, Cunt of the Litter sat down on the sand in dismay, when out of the corner of his eye he saw Cumstain polishing a surfboard and wiping some unusually runny sunscreen out of his eyes. After some brief negotiations over whose playlist to listen to, they had reached an agreement. The birthday run was saved, thanks to the magic of pretend friendship! And now… to the beach! Cunt of the Litter 他生日快到了！他超級興奮而且他邀請了全部78位兄弟姐妹來台灣慶祝這一天——當他輕鬆滑出他母親那過度擴張的巨大妹妹的紀念日。不幸的是，沒有任何一位兄弟姐妹想來，因為他實在是個超級大混蛋。所以他決定退而求其次，帶領Taiwan hash 在福隆海灘跑步，假裝那些追他的人是他的朋友。但他仍需要一位副兔，這可不容易，因為他太機掰。 於是他收拾了泳裝、音響和金色髮膠，然後直奔海灘，尋找一個和他一樣喜歡自己聲音的人。他試著找到那週過生日的其他hasher，但他們都和愛他們的家人有其他安排。他問了 Jam Rag，但她那個來了，下水會有鯊魚過來。Homo Hobo 同意當他的副兔，但後來膝蓋被水母刺了一下。 幾乎要放棄的時候，Cunt of the Litter沮喪地坐在沙灘上，這時他眼角瞥見 Cumstain 正在擦拭衝浪板，還有一點異常稀的防曬霜從眼睛裡抹下來。經過簡短的談判，討論了要放誰的播放清單，他們終於達成了協議。生日亂得以挽救，全靠假裝的友誼！現在……出發去海灘吧！ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cunt of the Litter Cohare 副兔: Cumstain ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A ~8km + 330m elevation gain *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, October 20, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Fulong Public Beach 福隆海濱公園公共海灘 https://maps.app.goo.gl/NsRyyBNFZAgEn3Z28 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take TRA train to Fulong Station and walk 15 minutes *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 富士海鮮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/n89tGdkZSr111SfP8

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October 20, 2024 (2:00 pm) – October 20, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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