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Kiss My Ass and Give Me Hotdog were at the Shimen Kite Park, near the northern tip of Taiwan. “I’m glad we are not doing more recce today,” said Give Me Hotdog. “No, I think we are ready,” said Kiss My Ass, “so I thought we could fly kites today! Did you bring the picnic basket?” “I did, with all my favorite foods,” said Give Me Hotdog, opening a box of sausages, carrots, bananas, popsicles, burritos, cucumbers, and Ximending penis cake. “Did you bring kites?” asked Give Me Hotdog. “Sure, I…” said Kiss My Ass, reaching into his dry bag to find, to his horror, he had packed the wrong bag. This was a laundry bag of used bikinis from the Formosa Hash bikini run. But he couldn’t disappoint Give Me Hotdog, currently licking the end of a grilled zucchini. He did what he had to do. “Yes, I have the kites. They are a bit small, but they will catch the wind,” he said, pulling out XiaoJiJi’s bright orange bottom piece with black straps. “Why are the tails covered in hair?” asked Give Me Hotdog. “For aerodynamics,” said Kiss My Ass. “Why does it have white, sticky stuff on one side?” asked Give Me Hotdog. “For hydrodynamics” said Kiss My Ass. “Why does it smell like XiaoJiJi’s crotch?” asked Give Me Hotdog. “For… wait, how do you know what his crotch smells like?” asked Kiss My Ass. “Because it matches XiaoMeiMei’s breath,” said Give Me Hotdog. Kiss My Ass 和 Give Me Hotdog 來到了台灣北端的石門風箏公園。「我真高興今天不用再去勘路了。」Give Me Hotdog 說。 「是啊，我們準備得差不多了。」Kiss My Ass 說，「所以我想今天我們可以放風箏！你帶了野餐籃嗎？ Give Me Hotdog 打開一個裝滿香腸、胡蘿蔔、香蕉、冰棒、墨西哥捲餅、黃瓜和西門町特產大屌燒的盒子說：「當然，我帶了，裡面都是我最喜歡的食物，那你帶風箏了嗎？」 「當然，我…」Kiss My Ass 伸手進袋子時，驚訝地發現他拿錯了袋子。這是一個裝滿Formosa Hash 比基尼亂用過的比基尼的洗衣袋。還沒洗過！ 但他不想讓正在津津有味地舔著烤櫛瓜的 Give Me Hotdog 失望。於是他做了該做的事。 「是的，我有風箏。雖然有點小，但肯定能乘風而起。」他說，拿出了小雞雞的亮橘色SM小內褲，還有黑色的帶子。 「為什麼尾端上都是毛？」Give Me Hotdog 問。 「為了增加空氣動力。」Kiss My Ass 說。 「為什麼一邊有白色的黏糊糊的東西？」Give Me Hotdog 問。 「為了水動力。」Kiss My Ass 說。 「為什麼聞起來像小雞雞的胯下？」Give Me Hotdog 問。 「為了…等等，你怎麼知道他胯下的味道？」Kiss My Ass 問。 「因為那味道跟小妹妹的口氣一樣啊。」Give Me Hotdog 說。 This run is good ‘ol fashioned three-way between multiple hashes. We’re arriving an hour early to do a beach clean-up, and there’ll be BBQ and a few kegs of craft beer to tide you over during Tiny Ball’s down-downs. 這次的跑步活動是多個 hashes 之間的傳統三方聯合。我們會提早一小時到達進行海灘清理，還會有烤肉和幾桶精釀啤酒陪伴你度過 Tiny Ball 的 down-downs。 ******SCHEDULE?****** 12:30 Party bus leaves Yuanshan 14:00 Start cleaning that m*****f******* BEACH! 14:45 Hares off 15:00 Finish cleaning, and the hounds are off! 16:30 DDs and BBQ 18:30 Bus heads back 12:30 圓山站搭遊覽車出發 14:00 淨灘活動開始 14:45 兔子起跑 15:00 淨灘活動結束，獵犬起跑 16:30 噹噹 + 熱食酒水 18:30 搭遊覽車回程 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Kiss My Ass Cohare 副兔: Give Me Hotdog ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6 km + Elevation: 150 m / 爬升: 150 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, September 15, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:45 兔子兩點45分起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Shimen Kite Park Parking 石門風箏公園停車場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/jJhtkTCGLLEBgAdG7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the (cheap!) party bus from Yuanshan MRT, public transportation from Tamsui, or drive. 搭乘從圓山捷運站出發的（便宜！）party bus，或者從淡水搭乘大眾交通工具，或者自行開車前往。 Bus sign-up/報名巴士 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScaq3mVjSJMkkDCCCBXYIcWrmFAiTd3aAPqZ0UJk9pHdR3tzA/viewform? *******PRICE******* NT$300 (includes BBQ and some kegs) +NT$150 for the party bus NT$300（包含烤肉和幾桶啤酒） 加 NT$150 可搭乘 party bus *******BASH / 晚餐******* NONE! But we’ll have BBQ during down-downs and a Maji On-after if you get the GM drunk enough. 沒有！但我們會在 down-downs 期間有烤肉。如果你讓 GM 喝得夠醉，還會有 Maji On-after。

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September 15, 2024 (2:30 pm) – September 15, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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