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Limp of Shame was not having the best of luck. It started when he tripped at a temple and accidentally knocked over a ghost month altar set up by some Marvel Hashers holding a XiaoJiJi voodoo doll. Not a good sign. Later he accidentally pissed on a cobra while out cutting trail and got a snake bite on his trouser-snake, with no one around to suck out the poison. Not the most uncomfortable swelling he’s had down there, but it made him limp more than usual. Finally, he went home and tried to contact Sucky Fucky 5 Dollar to get some of her professional advice on removing snake venom from certain appendages, but forgot her contact information, so he looked up her name online. Big mistake. A few sweaty hours and many suspicious links later, his laptop had more viruses than a Formosa Hash Bikini Run Afterparty. All his social media accounts from FaceBook to OnlyFeet were hacked, his logins sold on the DarkWeb to the highest bidder, and his Secure Folder full of his own nude selfies and sex tapes was bought by some account named pr@y1ng4m@nt1t5. On the bright side, he definitely got rid of all the snake venom in his system (among other fluids). Let’s hope his luck can change on this run! It starts at a temple where you can pray for a prosperous future and a trail free of shiggy. The trail these two experienced hashers have set has a 7km short and a 9km long that are sure to turn your fortunes around. We can’t guarantee you’ll see a cobra, but this is Taiwan Hash, so if you are lucky you might see a Formosan one-eyed trouser snake… or at least one of the GM’s hairy butt cheeks. Definitely check out this run, and if you want to see more of the hares, subscribe to 71mp0f$h@me_69 at OnlyHashers and get new snake pics forwarded to your email address every week! Limp of shame 最近真是霉運連連。先是他在廟裡絆倒，撞倒了一群Marvel Hashers設立的鬼月祭壇，祭壇上還有一個小雞雞的巫毒娃娃。這可不是什麼好兆頭。然後他在砍路時小便不小心尿在一隻眼鏡蛇上。眼鏡蛇大怒一口咬上了他的褲擋蛇上，這讓他的某個部位腫得又痛又尷尬，更糟的是，周圍根本沒有人能幫他用嘴巴吸出毒液。雖然這不是他那裡經歷過最不舒服的情況，但確實讓他的瘸腳比平時更加明顯。 後來，他想要聯繫專業人士Sucky Fucky 5 Dollar，請教如何從某些部位抽出蛇毒。不幸的是，他找不到她的聯繫方式，只好在網上搜索她的名字。結果大錯特錯。經過無數可疑的網站連結後，他的筆電中毒，病毒比Formosa Hash比基尼亂的續攤派對還多。他的社交媒體帳戶，從Facebook到OnlyFeet，全都被駭客入侵，登入資訊被拍賣到暗網，他的安全資料夾裡滿是自己的裸照和性愛錄影，被一個叫pr@y1ng4m@nt1t5的帳戶買下。不過慶幸的是這壓力可能把殘餘的蛇毒（還有其他東西）都清理乾淨了。 儘管如此，limp of shame 還是希望在這次跑步中能轉轉運！這次的路線從一座廟開始，你可以在那裡祈求未來順遂、路途無障礙。這兩位經驗豐富的兔子已經規劃了一條7公里的短路線和9公里的長路線，保證能幫助你改變運勢。雖然不能保證會看到眼鏡蛇，但這是台灣Hash，如果運氣好的話，你可能會看到福爾摩沙的褲檔蛇……或者至少是GM的毛茸茸屁股。如果你想看到更多的刺激的，別錯過這次的跑步，並訂閱71mp0f$h@me_69的OnlyHashers，訂閱每週寄到你郵箱的全新褲檔蛇照！ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Limp of Shame Cohare 副兔: Sucky Fucky 5 Dollar ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 9.4km + 500m elevation S: 7km + 300m elevation *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, September 8, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 合誠宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/XxrXj9Ysfwd7L6yK9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take bus S19 from Jiantan MRT Station (bus leaves at 1:19pm) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 豐騏小饅頭土雞城 https://maps.app.goo.gl/hWCxF7rz3LvYydKx5

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September 8, 2024 (2:30 pm) – September 8, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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